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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #45 on: December 07, 2022, 04:30:20 PM »
I suppose 'undead' is kinda vague, as I don't know if vampires are undead in the Discworld universe or simply unkillable (other than the classic stake through the heart).  Also, trollification counts as undead, no?
For those unfamiliar with the characters, Pastor Anne entertained Onni & Reynir in the dream space with a carafe of 'yucky soup' and cake. 
Vanamonde von Mekkhan is a seneschal of a town in Girl Genius, but spends the majority of his time in the coffee shop, keeping his ear to the ground(s).  He once volunteered to test an improvement the titular heroine made to his coffee engine (to make the coffee taste the way it smelled), and it was...
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The GG universe is a steampunk setting, with mad scientists ('sparks'), their minions, and their stitched-together creations ('constructs') among the characters.  The town Vanamonde runs is the ancestral seat of a powerful family of sparks; the townspeople are essentially minions.  Everybody knows that constructs are made from 'spare parts', like brains in jars and the like. 

Maladict(a) belongs to the Überwald League of Temperance (commonly known as 'black ribboners'), having sworn off the consumption of blood.  The replacement substance keeping Maladict(a) going is coffee - always carrying a bag of beans & a little silver brew pot.  Without this coffee, Maladict can revert to full vampire.
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The reason I write the character as Maladict(a) is a spoiler to the book 'Monstrous Regiment'. Maladict joins the army, and hijinks ensue, as they do in the Discworld.  The book is told from the POV of a character who is pretending to be male, and learns that she is not the only woman in the regiment.  By the end Maladict is also revealed to actually be Maladicta. 
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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #46 on: December 07, 2022, 04:47:30 PM »
I suppose 'undead' is kinda vague, as I don't know if vampires are undead in the Discworld universe or simply unkillable (other than the classic stake through the heart).  Also, trollification counts as undead, no?
You are so correct :) A horrid form of undead.

For those unfamiliar with the characters, Pastor Anne entertained Onni & Reynir in the dream space with a carafe of 'yucky soup' and cake. 
Vanamonde von Mekkhan is a seneschal of a town in Girl Genius, but spends the majority of his time in the coffee shop, keeping his ear to the ground(s).  He once volunteered to test an improvement the titular heroine made to his coffee engine (to make the coffee taste the way it smelled), and it was...

I love the single tear flowing from his eye.  I started Girl Genius, but got bogged down and was never able to pick it back up. 

I'd drink way more coffee if it tasted like it smelled.  As of now.  I drink a cup in the morning (then switch to tea) and put a *LOT* of cream in it.
I am also one of those heathens who like flavored coffee (Not the sweet pump stuff though.  That may be why i do a lot of cream.  I am not really someone who likes the taste of sugar.  Definitely not the sugar-free stuff *SHUDDER* )

Maladict(a) belongs to the Überwald League of Temperance (commonly known as 'black ribboners'), having sworn off the consumption of blood.  The replacement substance keeping Maladict(a) going is coffee - always carrying a bag of beans & a little silver brew pot.  Without this coffee, Maladict can revert to full vampire.

I know some real people like that :)

I have never read discworld.  Maybe I should try :)
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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #47 on: December 07, 2022, 08:17:17 PM »
‘The Monstrous Regiment’ is a delight. Much of Pratchett is so.

 And the ‘Coffee’ arc from Girl Genius is one of the sweeter and funnier substories in the whole of Girl Genius. Right up there with ‘Maxim buys a Hat’, though that one is a little sad because it starts with the death of Lars, and Maxim donating his own hat so that Lars may be buried with one, since even if Lars was not a Jager, Maxim feels that he earned the right by dying to defend Agatha.
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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #48 on: December 07, 2022, 10:49:07 PM »
Thanks for the reminder - I haven't read ‘Maxim buys a Hat’ in far too long. Must fix that...

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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #49 on: December 08, 2022, 03:48:02 AM »
Spoiler: open the door • show

I'm in the mood to remember ARtD today. Going back to this memory, when helia utterly nailed Ville's sweet enjoyment of gift giving.

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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #50 on: December 08, 2022, 09:09:03 AM »
Ooh, I remember this one! It's sweet.
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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #51 on: December 08, 2022, 11:28:10 AM »
So cute! Everything has been excellent so far!

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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #52 on: December 09, 2022, 02:35:22 AM »
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Because we all want to know what happened to Barbro and Algot, right?  Following on from part 1 and part 2, JoB nows brings you the conclusion of his story!  (Don't forget to follow his links.)

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... wait, was that a knock on the door? In the middle of winter, nobody would go any place unless absolutely necessary, or at least scheduled way in advance. It must be one of my neighbors with some kind of an emergency!

Barbro hurried to open the door and see who was outside - only to find Algot standing there, complete with duffel bag and a rather sheepish grin. Barbro's "what happened!?", rather than ushering Algot in first, betrayed a still-lingering suspicion that there was some sort of disaster behind it all nonetheless.

"Yeah, well, Icelanders, in a nutshell ... I'd prefer to elaborate inside, though." A couple moments later, they were sitting in front of the oven, the fire freshly stoked - and two logs added to it so as to last through an elaborate explanation.

"So ... Icelanders, you said? I doubt that they came all the way here to interfere with you directly?"

"Of course not! They've been talking to the brass in Mora instead. They did that in person, though, bringing a crate or two of historic documents to prove their point. The conclusion being that while we might be able to build Habakkuken, we wouldn't be able to send anything remotely resembling a Hangarfartyg, or having the same chances of success."

"Huh? You know my thoughts about the first and the last step, but what brings those eggheads to the conclusion that after having a ship built, Sweden wouldn't be able to sail it out to sea? Sure, it'd take a fair lot of people to man it, but ..."

"And those sailors need to eat. A large part of the documents the Icelanders showed were to compare the ancients' maritime registers with the post-Rash scouts' reports from their ports, to demonstrate that only those that had just replenished their supplies and had one or two years' worth of stock are not found to still be sitting in their home ports as rusty shipwrecks. Like, in this photo Mora's envoy brought us to see for ourselves."

Algot pulled out a print of a photo a scouting ship had made of a shipwreck, some large port of the ancients visible in the background. An oddly-shaped, but huge bow stuck out of the waters at an angle, revealing only "KY3H..." in orange letters for an identification.

"... ah. I see their point, the crew we could get together, but then equipping the ship with years of provisions in advance ... with the higher failure rate of the preservation methods available to us, compared to the ancients ... Say, since the Icelanders brought lots of documents, as you say, do they have any idea how many of the ancients' Hangarfartyg Eftervärldsresan ever found the safe place they were searching for?"

"Not that Mora would have told us in turn, why?"

"I can't quite get past the fact that we never heard back from any of them ..."

"No, of course not. You know how it is with radio communication."

"Of course. But they had a ship to begin with, so why wouldn't they eventually have had a look how things had turned out back home?"

"Ah! Sorry, no, they wouldn't have had that anymore. In order to get a settlement started on land fast and with restricted resources, they very likely would have had their ship stranded and repurposed into sort of a BYO fortress. Apparently sailors have been doing that sort of thing for centuries when necessary, in the times before the ancients had enough ships to effectively be ready for SAR missions wherever in the world a ship turned missing."

"... no way back, no second try when the first place turned out to be ... not so suitable?"

"Nope."

"Ooff. I shall add that to my list of reasons not to support new Hangarfartyg missions ... in case that the Icelanders still didn't manage to kill the concept dead enough. So, I take it that you're back to stay?"

"For the rest of winter, you mean? Yeah, no other big plans to pursue right now, if ever," it came from the freshly resurrected sheeping grin on Algots face.

"Alright then, husband," Barbro replied and picked up the decoration she had worked on when the knock came, "God Jul, and I think this one'll look best hung above the entrance!"


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Little did Barbro and Algot know that the Admiral Kuznetsov was one of the carriers that HAD gone out to search for a safe spot - and returned to its home port empty-handed as provisions ran out, and unaware of what the Rash had turned the residents of the large cities into ...

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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #53 on: December 09, 2022, 09:21:32 AM »
Wow Job

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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #54 on: December 09, 2022, 09:54:21 AM »
JoB, that’s relief! I was fearing a large number of seafarers was destined to have their ship melt from under them.

Still, this has me thinking about colony ships out at the oceans. Rainwater and fishing, and pray for no encounters with blue whales, or what’s left of them…
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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #55 on: December 09, 2022, 12:22:42 PM »
Or something like ocean liners (The casino's and dining areas become farms)

Or even something A la waterworld :)

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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #56 on: December 09, 2022, 01:18:48 PM »
JoB, that’s relief! I was fearing a large number of seafarers was destined to have their ship melt from under them.
... say, are you reading minds now!? Because I have prepared a couple answers to the feedback I expected to get and one of those happens to be:
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On a meta level, I strongly suspect that as of now, we haven't even identified all the problems that we'd need to solve to get an actual full-size Habakkuk built. To wit:

The Wikipedia page states that the version II was supposed to be propelled by engines with a total power of 25000 kW. A large part of that should have gone into the actual thrust, another large part of the rest (a.k.a. waste heat) - depending on the type of engine used - should have come as hot exhaust gases that are rather trivial to collect in an exhaust pipe and vented straight to the outside. So we're left with a couple thousand kW of heat dispersed into the engines' immediate surroundings.

That was worrisome enough that the engineers back then insisted on having the engines put into nacelles, lest the heat overwhelms the hull's refrigeration and causes the Pykrete to melt, or at least start plastic flow. In spite of the fact that the Habakkuk was meant to go toe to toe with the German U-Boot-Flotte, whose main armament were torpedoes, a suitable weapon to aim at those nacelles. (Or at the giant rudder, whose mechanical attachment is a problem that the WWII engineers did try to get solved, and couldn't. But I digress.)

Another information on the Habakkuk shown on the Wikipedia page reads: "3590 total complement".

Thanks to being mammals and having eightfold the Basic Metabolic Rate (BMR) of ectotherms, 3590 adult humans at rest - no shivering allowed, either! - constitute a 359 kW heat source; and five to seven times that if/while doing hard labor. Spot the problem ...
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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #57 on: December 10, 2022, 04:09:49 AM »

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Today I'm delighted to bring you another first-time contributor to the this Calendar, the redoubtable angsttronaut!

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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #58 on: December 10, 2022, 05:21:30 AM »
*snrf* *schnorf* "Is that an actual hot cocoa, human ... ?"



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Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
« Reply #59 on: December 10, 2022, 06:36:20 AM »
Anent the specific needs of local wildlife, I do wonder if that child knows about the creations of Otter and Morning Glory Zell?
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