Dosh garnit I've been slipping. Sorry I've apparently been asleep all August. Let's see what I have for this mo... er, week.
How about
Tellurion? Okay, it's not technically a comic by the McCloudian* definition ("Mommy, why ain't I juxtaposed?"). It's a story told in pictures, and
only pictures. No text. If it were printed, I think even Scott McCloud would call it a comic; imagine a graphic novel where every page is a full-page spread.
Unfortunately, we never learn the actual names of the characters. Artist Matt Rhodes said he'd wait until the project was completed before revealing them, and then changed his mind and decided to keep them secret.
So our protagonists are Blond Guy, Cool Robot, and Art Girl. Our story begins with Blondie as part of a ragtag group of thieves, sneaking into a seaside village of some kind to steal resources from a tower. Right away we see that the world of Tellurion is no naturalistic earth-like setting: When Blondie stops to take in the view, we see the dome of the sky has a giant metal track along which the sun moves. Meanwhile, a bad-ace** warrior appears, having apparently just
walked straight out of the water. Suffice to say shenanigans ensue, Mr. Bad-ace is revealed to be Cool Robot, and Blondie (abandoned by his companions) winds up apprenticed to him.
It turns out CR is on a quest to find the sword that goes with the hilt and scabbard he's carrying around, whereas Blondie is on a quest to not die of incompetence. They meet Art Girl when she's being harassed by dudes with helmets resembling CR's head and Blondie decides to die of foolhardy rescue mission instead (don't worry, he's fine), and wouldn't you know it, she turns out to also be on a quest! Her quest is probably more of a spoiler than I should reveal here, but I doubt it would surprise you to learn that it intersects with CR's.
As the adventure progresses, our intrepid zeroes encounter fish, some beautiful overgrown ruins, those wiggly swords, isopods, friendly sailors, friendly fat people, costume changes, facial hair, gravity, unfriendly fat people, fish, blow darts, and a reveal that's played a lot straighter than it was on Lower Decks. Mysteries are explored, characters grow and change, pictures are drawn, and various characters avoid dying several times.
I'm not really a romance guy, but I must say the evolution from Blondie's schoolboy crush on Artie to mutual admiration and affection is cute.
The artwork is, of course, gorgeous. Maybe it's just the amount of blue, but it reminds me of Phantomarine, if a touch less cartoony. Here are some examples:
4,
44,
57, and
85.
So how's about some content warnings? There's some violence. What's on-panel is usually pretty mild, not far about TV-Y7 action cartoon levels, but there are exceptions. Even early on, there's a bit of blood, but not much; there's a late story...mild dismemberment, if that makes sense? Definitely enough scary stuff that I'd recommend reading it first before showing it to your kids. There is at least one slightly suggestive scene, and you already know what it is if you figured out my Star Trek reference***. There's also a recurring birdlike mask motif that kinda looks like boobs if you turn it upside down.
One other thing to watch out for is that the story is split up on the gallery page such that if you keep clicking right it will wrap around to the beginning of the gallery long before the story's over. Just close the lightbox popup and scroll down.
I think that covers all the bases. Enjoy!
* That being "Juxtaposed pictorial or other images in deliberate sequence," from
Understanding Comics and its sequels.
** Is that an acceptable bowdlerization or does it just sound dorky? Wait, I
am a dork, so who cares? I stole it from Jessica "NeonDragon" Peffer, in case anyone cares.
***After Quark but before Sulu, if that helps.