Haiku chain

[JoB]

Lhude sing cuccu!
Welcome the light, shining out
From atop blighthouse!

[thegreyarea]

From atop blighthouse
light shines through the silent woods
no birds in the sky

[tehta]

No birds on the sky
They're all on the ground, pecking
at my dropped sandwich.

[thegreyarea]

At my dropped sandwich!
Damned birds! But I shooed them and
ate it anyway!

[Yastreb]

Ate it anyway
Then realised the flaws in
The five-second rule

[Róisín]

The five second rule
Cannot be too well applied
To mess made by birds.

[dmeck7755]

To mess made by birds
Can be considered lucky
Once cleaned out of hair

[thorny]

Once cleaned out of hair
The burdock seeds need to be
Disposed of with care.

[tehta]

"Disposed of with care"
What an odd way to describe
A pet cat's burial

[thegreyarea]

A pet cat's burial
suddenly becomes scary
when you hear "meow"

[dmeck7755]

when you hear "meow"
you know they want something now
Where is the treat jar?

[thorny]

Where is the treat jar?
If you're shutting me inside
you need to give treats!

[Yastreb]

You need to give treats
Or suffer the dreadful pains
Of the Cat's Revenge!

Spoiler: show

Cat's Revenge by Claude Balls
(For the record, I'm very much a cat person)

[midwestmutt]

Farewell my old friends
after years now you only
Stand Still, Stay Silent

[Jitter]

Of the Cat’s revenge
You may escape if you just
Stand still stay silent