Well, ladies and gentlemen, color me impressed by the locals' creativity and stubbornness, as much as I thought I'd know them.
As you may know, there are several regions in Germany and neighboring countries having a strong carnival tradition. For the Rhineland in the West of Germany, the climax is on
Rose Monday, in particular the
parades in the streets on that day. The largest parades (in the cities of Cologne, Düsseldorf, and Mainz) are major tourism magnets, and there's live(-ish) coverage of them by regional TV chain WDR.
Except that there's that thing interfering with public congregations right now. The 2020 carnival was essentially cancelled entirely. So, nothing but another rain check for 2021?
Not in Cologne. The organizers teamed up with another currently-impeded pinnacle of local culture, the "
Hänneschen-Theater", the folks building the parade floats(*) did so in 1:3 scale, and the parade will now get played out and broadcast on WDR
as a stick puppet show!
It's being marketed as "
der ausgefallenste Zoch" - a double entendre calling this year's parade the "most unusual" as well as the "most cancelled".
(It's downright Sigrunesque, isn't it?)
(*) BTW, for all the language nerds out there, the German terms for "hoarding" and "panic buying" are "to
hamster(kaufe)n".