The Stand Still, Stay Silent Fan-Forum
General => General Discussion Board => Topic started by: Nimphy on October 23, 2015, 05:31:23 PM
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- Tell their English teacher that the correct form is "Most Best"
- Elbow classmates or coworkers in the face to get attention
- Hide in crates
- Leave school to enroll in the Cleansers
- Wear a mask and tell everyone that the Rash will eradicate civilization and Iceland will be the only safe place.
- Sing Lalli's spells at a local talent competition
- Tell everyone who has a bruise on their face that they will get Face Cancer
- Shout "There's the darn fox!" whenever they see an aurora.
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Use
(http://i.imgur.com/gmIBWT3.png)
as a rebuttal for any argument
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-Do not try to pass off a blowtorch as any type of "cleansing" product.
-Do not shove someone's face into the nearest flat object when you want them to get some sleep.
-Do not tell someone they're a mage if they say they can't remember their dreams.
-Do not try to quarantine your friends/family members if one of them happens to get a rash.
-Do not wear animal skulls as hats, no matter how clean they are.
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- Use unwanted guests as troll bait.
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-Train their cats to sniff out trolls.
-Try convincing geneticians that humans should be bred like horses
-Glue saws onto local trains
-Glue extra legs to their dogs
-Collapse bridges and other types of infrastructure
-Stick pencils into their foreheads
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-Send a plea to Kuutar to grant moonlight whenever it is cloudy.
-Go to immense amounts of work to show people SSSS reaction images even when they don't really care.
-Say "Perkele" to anyone.
-Call anyone a "Forbannade finnjavel"
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-Drive a tank. (Because, I mean, "How hard can it be?")
-Make cat candle soup. Or any type of candle soup, really.
-Raid your local library for "gramophones."
-Smuggle yourself to Denmark, no matter how much you want to see a palm tree. ("Whatever those are.")
-Definitely do not call anyone a Förbannade finnjävel!
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-Go to immense amounts of work to show people SSSS reaction images even when they don't really care.
hahaha once I was up till like 4am procrastinating and arguing with my friend on gchat about which of us needed to go to bed
and I spent like 20 minutes meticulously screencapping the "SLEEP!" panel from the Dalahasten
and she was just like "you too"
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-Say "Perkele" to anyone.
I refuse to obey this one, Perkele*!
-Definitely do not call anyone a Förbannade finnjävel!
Unless the target is Finnish and misbehaving in some Finnish way, then it might well be called for.
*Perkele is an old Finnish god of thunder.
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-convince people their face would melt of
-eat all the buns
-be convinced puppy will not cause disasters
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- Tell their English teacher that the correct form is "Most Best"
- Tell their English students that the correct form is "Most Best".
- Say "Most Best" frequently enough that the other English teachers stop noticing quickly enough to intervene.
- Use correction tape and pens to "fix" the textbooks to include "Most Best" in the section about superlatives.
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Liksom, not to overuse word "liksom".
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Liksom, not to overuse word "liksom".
this has been a problem my entire life liksom
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-(Accidentally) destroy someones sideview-mirror and throw it to passers-by to avoid blame
- Go "Hee! Hehee hehe-" at a box of explosives (especially in the presence of others)
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-If you have an allergy to cats, please refrain from hoarding them to "keep the troll away."
-Do not claim Mora to be the capital of Sweden, especially not during geography class.
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-Convince everyone that dog skulls are the new IN party hats
-Force everyone to wear the new IN party hats on your birthday
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these restrictions make me sad. So much stuff in there I want/need to do TT-TT
shaeira: :betterhat:
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these restrictions make me sad. So much stuff in there I want/need to do TT-TT
shaeira: :betterhat:
(http://i.imgur.com/FPIbGFb.png) (http://i.imgur.com/FPIbGFb.png) (http://i.imgur.com/FPIbGFb.png)
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Sing Lalli's spells at a local talent competition
What?! Whyever not?
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- Elongate the "ssss" in any of the wordssss you hear sssspoken
- Add "stay silent!!!!!" whenever anyone says "stand still"
- Attempt to de-hypnotize anyone with stories of your childhood in rural Saimaa
- Although that would make a great relaxation tape...
- Use a bucket for headwear/companionship
- Let any random stranger you meet in the harbor apply for a job on your ship
- Attempt to create "hair sparkles" with an unwilling participant
- Or a willing participant
- Accuse your friendly neighborhood cat mage of being an axe murderer
- Lastly, call it "guacamole"
- You must also begin using the following (which are up for grabs, btw): huevos reyncheros, sigua fresca, tortilallis, emilchiladas, fljarni, kittamales, and tuuritos.
- (Yes I know it is pronounced "tor-TI-yah" (I grew up eating them constantly and to this day will eat plain tortillas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner gladly) it's just hard to find a Mexican dish with any L's in it when you're up so late and I already used flan for Bjarni, so here ya go)
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-not raid the stores of white phosphorus grenades at work
-even if no one is quite sure how many there are, or how the afmo got their hands on them
-not allowed to mark the crate with "in case of trolls" either
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- This might've been said already, but: hide in crates?
- Grow white clover in your garden and tell your neighbors it's coming for them next.
- Grow white clover anywhere that isn't your garden and you don't have permission to grow plants in.
- Actually, maybe just don't grow white clover anywhere outside of its native territory (in parts of Europe, like the British Isles, and central Asia, according to Wikipedia). It's an invasive species, y'all.
- Agree to eat anything containing what the chef themselves admit are "unconventional ingredients", unless in a dire situation.
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-cry everytime you see a white bird (actually, no. you're totally allowed to do in. in fact, you're practically not allowed not to do that.)
-feed all of your friends squirrel cookies of dubious origin until they get sick of them (or just sick)
-hide in a pillow fort forever and forget to experience the world
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- Pet all the owls.
- (Actually maybe don't do this, some species can get very aggressive and have been known to seriously injure people)
- Name your cat anything other than some variant of "kitty".
- Occasionally, "Lalli" makes a reasonable exception.
- Suggest to Sigrun that she sign up for a leadership camp.
- Suggest to Sigrun that she run a leadership camp.
- Steal Mikkel's cookies while he's not looking. Lalli will find you, and he will kill you.
- Burrow into the snow and Bugs-Bunny it in order to catch up to your dinner. It's not going to work, and if you are going for an impression of malice, it's REALLY not going to work.
- Attempt to ride Sleipnope (this might've already been said??).
- Attempt to pet Onni's Luonto. We know from experience that this does not end well.
- Unless maybe he lets you. We'll see.
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- Go to a bookstore selling the SSSS book, make a fake "staff's favorites" card and put it on the display. (For extra funny, be informed that the store in which I found mine uses handwritten cards and that real life me can't fake other people's handwriting to save her life)
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- put skulls in their personal koi ponds as "decorations"
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- put skulls in their personal koi ponds as "decorations"
- urge/blackmail visitors to "donate to the fish" for similar results
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Claim to be an oracle who predicts from dreams
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-Bid farewell to normals by saying "Butter good"
..wait what am I saying, of course we should do that!
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I'm personally avoiding this because my mother and I are on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to the improvement butter brings to most dishes, and she's the one on the pro-butter team. If I started using the phrase "butter good" as a joke, she'd get confused as hell.
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Wait, Windy, did you just assume any of us had normal friends? :D
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Wait, Windy, did you just assume any of us had normal friends? :D
Nope, I just assumed that most of us every now and then have to interact with normals, like when we get groceries or in school or on our workplaces and stuff! :P
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Well, speaking as a person whose friends range from utterly mundane to weird beyond belief, I think farewelling them with 'butter good' might elicit responses ranging from a reply in kind to utter bewilderment!
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What about using a hand-drawn picture of a boat-to-Finland instead of a travel agency?
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Well, speaking as a person whose friends range from utterly mundane to weird beyond belief, I think farewelling them with 'butter good' might elicit responses ranging from a reply in kind to utter bewilderment!
Actually, I do occasionally use the old catchphrase from the Saturday Night Live character Linda Richman, "like buttah!" to describe something happening smoothly.
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Let out a chuckle when a news story about Norway doing a cool thing their own country doesn't yet includes a family in which the father is named Mikkel and the (very young) son Emil.
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-shenanigans
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Lie to their parents about a trip to Reykjavik.
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Lie to anyone about a trip to anywhere except a trip to where you live
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