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Title: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Nimphy on October 23, 2015, 05:31:23 PM
- Tell their English teacher that the correct form is "Most Best"
- Elbow classmates or coworkers in the face to get attention
- Hide in crates
- Leave school to enroll in the Cleansers
- Wear a mask and tell everyone that the Rash will eradicate civilization and Iceland will be the only safe place.
- Sing Lalli's spells at a local talent competition
- Tell everyone who has a bruise on their face that they will get Face Cancer
- Shout "There's the darn fox!" whenever they see an aurora.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Keeper on October 23, 2015, 05:58:09 PM
Use
(http://i.imgur.com/gmIBWT3.png)
as a rebuttal for any argument
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Piney on October 23, 2015, 06:13:24 PM
-Do not try to pass off a blowtorch as any type of "cleansing" product.
-Do not shove someone's face into the nearest flat object when you want them to get some sleep.
-Do not tell someone they're a mage if they say they can't remember their dreams.
-Do not try to quarantine your friends/family members if one of them happens to get a rash.
-Do not wear animal skulls as hats, no matter how clean they are.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Double H on October 23, 2015, 09:29:33 PM
- Use unwanted guests as troll bait.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: ryagami on October 23, 2015, 11:01:56 PM
-Train their cats to sniff out trolls.
-Try convincing geneticians that humans should be bred like horses
-Glue saws onto local trains
-Glue extra legs to their dogs
-Collapse bridges and other types of infrastructure
-Stick pencils into their foreheads
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Athena on October 24, 2015, 12:34:20 AM
-Send a plea to Kuutar to grant moonlight whenever it is cloudy.
-Go to immense amounts of work to show people SSSS reaction images even when they don't really care.
-Say "Perkele" to anyone.
-Call anyone a "Forbannade finnjavel"
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Sadoka on October 24, 2015, 01:23:25 AM
-Drive a tank. (Because, I mean, "How hard can it be?")
-Make cat candle soup.  Or any type of candle soup, really.
-Raid your local library for "gramophones."
-Smuggle yourself to Denmark, no matter how much you want to see a palm tree. ("Whatever those are.")

-Definitely do not call anyone a Förbannade finnjävel! 
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Noodles on October 24, 2015, 01:25:14 AM
-Go to immense amounts of work to show people SSSS reaction images even when they don't really care.
hahaha once I was up till like 4am procrastinating and arguing with my friend on gchat about which of us needed to go to bed
and I spent like 20 minutes meticulously screencapping the "SLEEP!" panel from the Dalahasten
and she was just like "you too"
[/storytime]
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Laufey on October 24, 2015, 04:18:16 AM
-Say "Perkele" to anyone.

I refuse to obey this one, Perkele*!

-Definitely do not call anyone a Förbannade finnjävel! 

Unless the target is Finnish and misbehaving in some Finnish way, then it might well be called for.

*Perkele is an old Finnish god of thunder.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: frenci on October 24, 2015, 09:04:06 AM
-convince people their face would melt of
-eat all the buns
-be convinced puppy will not cause disasters
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Auleliel on October 24, 2015, 12:26:17 PM
- Tell their English teacher that the correct form is "Most Best"
- Tell their English students that the correct form is "Most Best".
- Say "Most Best" frequently enough that the other English teachers stop noticing quickly enough to intervene.
- Use correction tape and pens to "fix" the textbooks to include "Most Best" in the section about superlatives.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Bobriha on October 24, 2015, 01:18:53 PM
Liksom, not to overuse word "liksom".
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Haiz on October 24, 2015, 03:12:37 PM
Liksom, not to overuse word "liksom".
this has been a problem my entire life liksom
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: shaeira on October 24, 2015, 07:13:22 PM
-(Accidentally) destroy someones sideview-mirror and throw it to passers-by to avoid blame
- Go "Hee! Hehee hehe-" at a box of explosives (especially in the presence of others)
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Piney on October 24, 2015, 07:54:04 PM
-If you have an allergy to cats, please refrain from hoarding them to "keep the troll away."
-Do not claim Mora to be the capital of Sweden, especially not during geography class.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: shaeira on October 25, 2015, 02:13:19 AM
-Convince everyone that dog skulls are the new IN party hats
-Force everyone to wear the new IN party hats on your birthday
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: P__ on October 25, 2015, 05:10:50 AM
these restrictions make me sad. So much stuff in there I want/need to do TT-TT

shaeira: :betterhat:
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: shaeira on October 25, 2015, 09:51:07 AM
these restrictions make me sad. So much stuff in there I want/need to do TT-TT

shaeira: :betterhat:

(http://i.imgur.com/FPIbGFb.png) (http://i.imgur.com/FPIbGFb.png) (http://i.imgur.com/FPIbGFb.png)
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Nellie McEnt on November 29, 2018, 09:06:01 PM

Sing Lalli's spells at a local talent competition


What?! Whyever not?
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Guacamikkel on November 30, 2018, 01:46:41 AM
- Elongate the "ssss" in any of the wordssss you hear sssspoken
- Add "stay silent!!!!!" whenever anyone says "stand still"
- Attempt to de-hypnotize anyone with stories of your childhood in rural Saimaa
   - Although that would make a great relaxation tape...
- Use a bucket for headwear/companionship
- Let any random stranger you meet in the harbor apply for a job on your ship
- Attempt to create "hair sparkles" with an unwilling participant
   - Or a willing participant
- Accuse your friendly neighborhood cat mage of being an axe murderer
- Lastly, call it "guacamole"
   - You must also begin using the following (which are up for grabs, btw): huevos reyncheros, sigua fresca, tortilallis, emilchiladas, fljarni, kittamales, and tuuritos.
   - (Yes I know it is pronounced "tor-TI-yah" (I grew up eating them constantly and to this day will eat plain tortillas for breakfast, lunch, and dinner gladly) it's just hard to find a Mexican dish with any L's in it when you're up so late and I already used flan for Bjarni, so here ya go)
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Solokov on November 30, 2018, 01:33:00 PM
-not raid the stores of white phosphorus grenades at work
  -even if no one is quite sure how many there are, or how the afmo got their hands on them
  -not allowed to mark the crate with "in case of trolls" either
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Guacamikkel on November 30, 2018, 07:16:06 PM
- This might've been said already, but: hide in crates?
- Grow white clover in your garden and tell your neighbors it's coming for them next.
- Grow white clover anywhere that isn't your garden and you don't have permission to grow plants in.
- Actually, maybe just don't grow white clover anywhere outside of its native territory (in parts of Europe, like the British Isles, and central Asia, according to Wikipedia). It's an invasive species, y'all.
- Agree to eat anything containing what the chef themselves admit are "unconventional ingredients", unless in a dire situation.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Nellie McEnt on November 30, 2018, 11:08:56 PM
-cry everytime you see a white bird (actually, no. you're totally allowed to do in. in fact, you're practically not allowed not to do that.)
-feed all of your friends squirrel cookies of dubious origin until they get sick of them (or just sick)
-hide in a pillow fort forever and forget to experience the world
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Guacamikkel on December 01, 2018, 08:19:38 PM
- Pet all the owls.
   - (Actually maybe don't do this, some species can get very aggressive and have been known to seriously injure people)
- Name your cat anything other than some variant of "kitty".
   - Occasionally, "Lalli" makes a reasonable exception.
- Suggest to Sigrun that she sign up for a leadership camp.
- Suggest to Sigrun that she run a leadership camp.
- Steal Mikkel's cookies while he's not looking. Lalli will find you, and he will kill you.
- Burrow into the snow and Bugs-Bunny it in order to catch up to your dinner. It's not going to work, and if you are going for an impression of malice, it's REALLY not going to work.
- Attempt to ride Sleipnope (this might've already been said??).
- Attempt to pet Onni's Luonto. We know from experience that this does not end well.
   - Unless maybe he lets you. We'll see.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Grade E cat on December 02, 2018, 09:31:07 AM
- Go to a bookstore selling the SSSS book, make a fake "staff's favorites" card and put it on the display. (For extra funny, be informed that the store in which I found mine uses handwritten cards and that real life me can't fake other people's handwriting to save her life)
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Nellie McEnt on February 27, 2019, 10:32:02 PM
- put skulls in their personal koi ponds as "decorations"
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: JoB on February 28, 2019, 11:02:29 AM
- put skulls in their personal koi ponds as "decorations"
- urge/blackmail visitors to "donate to the fish" for similar results
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Demopans on March 06, 2019, 01:43:45 PM
Claim to be an oracle who predicts from dreams
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Windfighter on March 24, 2019, 09:14:03 PM
-Bid farewell to normals by saying "Butter good"

..wait what am I saying, of course we should do that!
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Grade E cat on March 25, 2019, 03:11:22 AM
I'm personally avoiding this because my mother and I are on opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to the improvement butter brings to most dishes, and she's the one on the pro-butter team. If I started using the phrase "butter good" as a joke, she'd get confused as hell.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Sachia on March 25, 2019, 09:21:37 AM
Wait, Windy, did you just assume any of us had normal friends? :D
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Windfighter on March 25, 2019, 10:28:35 AM
Wait, Windy, did you just assume any of us had normal friends? :D

Nope, I just assumed that most of us every now and then have to interact with normals, like when we get groceries or in school or on our workplaces and stuff! :P
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Róisín on March 25, 2019, 11:49:09 AM
Well, speaking as a person whose friends range from utterly mundane to weird beyond belief, I think farewelling them with 'butter good' might elicit responses ranging from a reply in kind to utter bewilderment!
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Antillanka on March 25, 2019, 10:40:44 PM
What about using a hand-drawn picture of a boat-to-Finland instead of a travel agency?
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: wavewright62 on March 26, 2019, 03:55:23 AM
Well, speaking as a person whose friends range from utterly mundane to weird beyond belief, I think farewelling them with 'butter good' might elicit responses ranging from a reply in kind to utter bewilderment!

Actually, I do occasionally use the old catchphrase from the Saturday Night Live character Linda Richman, "like buttah!" to describe something happening smoothly. 
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Grade E cat on March 31, 2019, 02:41:26 PM
Let out a chuckle when a news story about Norway doing a cool thing their own country doesn't yet includes a family in which the father is named Mikkel and the (very young) son Emil.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Nellie McEnt on April 04, 2019, 08:20:19 PM
-shenanigans
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: RanVor on April 05, 2019, 03:43:38 AM
Lie to their parents about a trip to Reykjavik.
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Demopans on April 05, 2019, 11:24:45 AM
Lie to anyone about a trip to anywhere except a trip to where you live
Title: Re: Things Minnions are not Allowed to Do
Post by: Nellie McEnt on April 05, 2019, 11:49:09 AM
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