There's this tea that comes with little proverbs, right? I seem to remember that a long time ago it actually had good ones, actual proverbs, but nowadays they've either gone downhill a lot (= the sheer second hand embarrassment is making me want less and less tea) or I've somehow grown a brain without noticing. Anyway, for a while I thought the height of idiocy had been reached by "
When you are far away from reality, fantasy won't work" but then this happened:
Wow. That's... uh... deep. *cough* If they get any worse I'm changing brand.