I'm not making any of my stuff up, I'm an Actual Viking
Waaaait a sec, did you use your mage powers to transform your hair blue and pink/orange? Is that even allowed? No idea what the runes say, but imma just assume that it's some awesome spell or other, you being an Actual Viking and all
Well I'm pretty sure all my people have been wiped out post-rash, but it's pretty fun to think about being a Norwegian troll hunger, even if there's a slight chance I may not ACTUALLY be one..... (the thing about the weapons is totally true though)