You Know You're an SSSS Addict When...

[Mélusine]

I keep refreshing the page and browse the forum instead of working

*Coughs and tries to doesn't seems concerned*

[Auleliel]

When a late update makes you more worried about the author's well-being than about your need for a new page.

[Mélusine]

When a late update makes you more worried about the author's well-being than about your need for a new page.

And when a friend come to the house asking "Does we have a new page ?" instead of saying hello.
(But yes, I begin to think like you...)

[Noodles]

Does anyone else have real trouble starting their day without a comic update in the morning? I'm quite the procrastinator anyway, but when I don't get my morning dose of SSSS this reaches extreme unhealthy levels. It's afternoon and I haven't done anything really useful yet. Any tips to overcome this? (Don't suggest reading archives. I never know when to stop.)

I'm sorry, I can't help you with that. Case in point: I'm here. It's 10:00.
(although it usually makes it worse, not better, to have an update, because I must reply to ALLLLL THE COMMENTS.)

[viola]

When you almost wish you weren't on vacation because now your sleep schedule is completly opposite what it was and it hinders checking the forum.

[Haiz]

when you don't even need to post in this thread to showcase your addiction because others have done that for you already

Okay, so going back to this whole thing, here's a list of the 3 highest post averages in the community:
1. Haiz, with 1561 posts and an average of 15.768 per day.
2. FearTheViolas, with 537 posts and an average of 12.786 per day.
3. Uh, me, with 285 posts and an average of 9.793 per day.

*squints at self* how

[viola]

when you don't even need to post in this thread to showcase your addiction because others have done that for you already
*squints at self* how

Seconded. What is happening to me? Haiz, at least you were active on the internet before you found the forum.

[Noodles]

When you go to check your post average, and are *disappointed* to find it at not-quite-5/day.

Also, Haiz, I've definitely started using the "I am a Mighty ___ of Darkness and Power. FEAR ME!" line in conversation. Like, little dog at the park thinks it's a big dog? Check. Angry crow? Check. Etc.

[ParanormalAndroid]

when you don't even need to post in this thread to showcase your addiction because others have done that for you already
*squints at self* how

If it's any help, I had double the amount of posts of the second highest poster in my previous community, more than the owner, community manager and head staff.
Forums are just so interesting?
(oh no wait I'm just spamming)
But you make interesting posts, so that high average isn't a problem.

[Piney]

When you see this picture

and immediately label the cats as which crew member they are.
(clockwise from left: Emil, Lalli, Tuuri, Sigrun, and Mikkel)

[KElder]

When you see this picture

and immediately label the cats as which crew member they are.
(clockwise from left: Emil, Lalli, Tuuri, Sigrun, and Mikkel)

Such a cute photo! And the Lalli designation is spot on.

[Keeper]

When you see this picture

and immediately label the cats as which crew member they are.
(clockwise from left: Emil, Lalli, Tuuri, Sigrun, and Mikkel)

Oh gosh, or when it reminds you of the kitties on today's page, and you try to figure out which is closest to derpkitty.

[Noodles]

When you see this picture

and immediately label the cats as which crew member they are.
(clockwise from left: Emil, Lalli, Tuuri, Sigrun, and Mikkel)

I agree wholeheartedly. Especially on Lalli and Tuuri. The one's all like "mrrr go away" and the other is like "oo! interesting thing!"

[indui]

When you see this picture

and immediately label the cats as which crew member they are.
(clockwise from left: Emil, Lalli, Tuuri, Sigrun, and Mikkel)

oh my god
literally perfect

[indui]

When you see those orange juice cartons that say "Most Pulp" and for a split second you think it says "Most Best" (that happened to me today, granted I do like most pulp :B)