You Know You're an SSSS Addict When...

[Johannabelle]

When the slogan in a bug spray commercial is 'Kills bugs dead' and you think of Sigrun.

[Kelpie]

When the slogan in a bug spray commercial is 'Kills bugs dead' and you think of Sigrun.

I know this commercial and always think the same thing.

[P__]

When you're at a pizzeria and start discussing what each crew member would take.

[Juniper]

When you're at a pizzeria and start discussing what each crew member would take.

Aaaaand your conclusion was ?

[BlueSkyVail]

My friend was sending me photos of his cousin's cat today, and my immediate reaction was "derp-kitteh!"

Then he said maybe he should get a cat if it would get that kind of reaction and I just said, "a common cat is better than no cat". Now he thinks I'm either obsessed with cats or just plain crazy. Oh well.

[Tr]

Aaaaand your conclusion was ?

Since this is clearly very important...

Onni would eat plain cheese pizza, being allergic to everything else.
Tuuri would probably try the pizzeria's daily special with locally grown veggies, as long as they were fresh and non-disgusting.
 Mikkel would get pepperoni.
Sigrun would also take the pepperoni, but she would pour a generous amount of Sriracha hot sauce on top.
Emil would try to be cool like Sigrun and cautiously put a little hot sauce on his. He would regret this very much.
 Lalli would steal Emil's pizza, not much minding the sriracha.
Reynir would cause much bewilderment by wanting anchovies on his pizza.

[viola]

Since this is clearly very important...

Onni would eat plain cheese pizza, being allergic to everything else.
Tuuri would probably try the pizzeria's daily special with locally grown veggies, as long as they were fresh and non-disgusting.
 Mikkel would get pepperoni.
Sigrun would also take the pepperoni, but she would pour a generous amount of Sriracha hot sauce on top.
Emil would try to be cool like Sigrun and cautiously put a little hot sauce on his. He would regret this very much.
 Lalli would steal Emil's pizza, not much minding the sriracha.
Reynir would cause much bewilderment by wanting anchovies on his pizza.

This is beautiful

[Yuuago]

Since this is clearly very important...

Onni would eat plain cheese pizza, being allergic to everything else.
Tuuri would probably try the pizzeria's daily special with locally grown veggies, as long as they were fresh and non-disgusting.
 Mikkel would get pepperoni.
Sigrun would also take the pepperoni, but she would pour a generous amount of Sriracha hot sauce on top.
Emil would try to be cool like Sigrun and cautiously put a little hot sauce on his. He would regret this very much.
 Lalli would steal Emil's pizza, not much minding the sriracha.
Reynir would cause much bewilderment by wanting anchovies on his pizza.

This is perfect. xD Right down to the anchovies.

[Athena]

Since this is clearly very important...

Onni would eat plain cheese pizza, being allergic to everything else.
Tuuri would probably try the pizzeria's daily special with locally grown veggies, as long as they were fresh and non-disgusting.
 Mikkel would get pepperoni.
Sigrun would also take the pepperoni, but she would pour a generous amount of Sriracha hot sauce on top.
Emil would try to be cool like Sigrun and cautiously put a little hot sauce on his. He would regret this very much.
 Lalli would steal Emil's pizza, not much minding the sriracha.
Reynir would cause much bewilderment by wanting anchovies on his pizza.

This is perfect. :'D

[Buteo]

Since this is clearly very important...

Onni would eat plain cheese pizza, being allergic to everything else.
Tuuri would probably try the pizzeria's daily special with locally grown veggies, as long as they were fresh and non-disgusting.
 Mikkel would get pepperoni.
Sigrun would also take the pepperoni, but she would pour a generous amount of Sriracha hot sauce on top.
Emil would try to be cool like Sigrun and cautiously put a little hot sauce on his. He would regret this very much.
 Lalli would steal Emil's pizza, not much minding the sriracha.
Reynir would cause much bewilderment by wanting anchovies on his pizza.

Thank you, this is indeed important! I was trying to picture the answer for myself, and failing.
I will now hope that someone who can art will illustrate the crew's visit to a pizza parlour.

[Tr]

This is beautiful

This is perfect. xD Right down to the anchovies.

This is perfect. :'D

Thank you, this is indeed important! I was trying to picture the answer for myself, and failing.
I will now hope that someone who can art will illustrate the crew's visit to a pizza parlour.

I was actually just thinking about drawing this! (I'll get to it, as soon as I finish the cute little SSSS fan comic I started this morning.)
And thank you all!

[Olga Veresk]

Today, my tablet accidentally gave me SSSS map instead of Budapest one. Perhaps, it's an addict, too 

[Krisse Kovacs]

Since this is clearly very important...

Onni would eat plain cheese pizza, being allergic to everything else.
Tuuri would probably try the pizzeria's daily special with locally grown veggies, as long as they were fresh and non-disgusting.
 Mikkel would get pepperoni.
Sigrun would also take the pepperoni, but she would pour a generous amount of Sriracha hot sauce on top.
Emil would try to be cool like Sigrun and cautiously put a little hot sauce on his. He would regret this very much.
 Lalli would steal Emil's pizza, not much minding the sriracha.
Reynir would cause much bewilderment by wanting anchovies on his pizza.

aaand Emil manages to drop some pieces of pizza on his shirt?

[Windfighter]

Aaaaand your conclusion was ?

.

Well, our conclusion was that...
Sigrun would order the pizza with all the meat and no vegetables
Mikkel would insist to have potatoes on his pizza, explaining it with pizza causing cancer if there's no potato on them and smirk for himself at Emil and Reynir's reactions
Reynir would get something with pineapples and maybe bananas because they're exotic
Emil would get whatever is least likely to end on his shirt (but of course get it there anyway)
Lalli would get the plain one, probably thanks to Tuuri saying he doesn't like anything anyway, and then he would steal Emil's pizza while he was away to clean his shirt.
We didn't really manage to reach a good conclusion for Tuuri though, but proooobably something with lots om different toppings so she could try everything!

[P__]

Aaaaand your conclusion was ?

Since this is clearly very important...

Spoiler: show

Onni would eat plain cheese pizza, being allergic to everything else.
Tuuri would probably try the pizzeria's daily special with locally grown veggies, as long as they were fresh and non-disgusting.
 Mikkel would get pepperoni.
Sigrun would also take the pepperoni, but she would pour a generous amount of Sriracha hot sauce on top.
Emil would try to be cool like Sigrun and cautiously put a little hot sauce on his. He would regret this very much.
 Lalli would steal Emil's pizza, not much minding the sriracha.
Reynir would cause much bewilderment by wanting anchovies on his pizza.

Excellent choices. Our conclusion was a bit different (and because memory is imperfect, this account is not exactly what was decided then):
For Sigrun, the one with the most meat (I'll add a ton of hot sauce because you're absolutely right). With extra meat.
For Mikkel, a big hearty pizza, the kind with cheese and potatoes; possibly extra lettuce or a salad on the side.
Emil, I don't remember for certain, but a pretty simple one so as not to spill anything.
Lalli would take the first one on the list (which also usually happens to be the one with least ingredients) and proceed to steal ingredients from his neighbour
For Reynir, Windy suggested one with fish IIRC, but I feel like he'd take an exotic one with pineapple and banana. Possibly extra anchovies because why not
Tuuri will want to experiment and either take the same as Reynir, or compose one for herself. Either way, she'll trade slices with everyone else (maybe she's not that satisfied with her order?)

edit: I hadn't finished reading the thread. Windy gave an account closer to what we had decided at the time.
I had forgotten about the pizza cancer