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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #435 on: June 16, 2018, 05:15:13 AM »
What are a raver's favourite fashion items?

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #436 on: June 16, 2018, 08:30:05 PM »
Vampires are a pain in the neck.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #437 on: June 25, 2018, 07:26:40 AM »
I posted this in the OOC thread for the current RP adventure but it is worthy of wider consideration

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #438 on: June 25, 2018, 08:23:11 AM »
I posted this in the OOC thread for the current RP adventure but it is worthy of wider consideration


Truth!  ;D
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #439 on: July 09, 2018, 11:03:19 AM »

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #440 on: July 29, 2018, 08:44:38 AM »
I found some joke about fabric, but they’re all tearable.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #441 on: August 04, 2018, 12:03:50 AM »
I found some joke about fabric, but they’re all tearable.

I have a similar problem. I know a lot of good jokes about pizza, but they’re too cheesy
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #442 on: August 06, 2018, 12:34:17 AM »
What's the best way to kill a linguist?

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #443 on: August 06, 2018, 02:43:51 AM »
I think I got that one. Is the target audience French-English bilinguals but any chance?
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #444 on: August 06, 2018, 06:52:35 AM »
Got it also. I suspect we may be the target demographic.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #445 on: August 06, 2018, 07:27:35 AM »
I think I got that one. Is the target audience French-English bilinguals but any chance?

French-English-German trilinguals! :D

Got it also. I suspect we may be the target demographic.

Pretty much! ;D
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #446 on: August 06, 2018, 10:16:47 AM »
French-English-German trilinguals! :D

Too bad my German is so rusty, I'm probably missing the German part. *Googles gift+german* Oh, nice.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #447 on: August 06, 2018, 04:27:00 PM »
What's the best way to kill a linguist?
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Cue the fugu(e). ;)

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #448 on: August 07, 2018, 06:17:18 AM »
Reminds me of the joke about a bunch of linguists from different EU countries who, after a few drinks, start arguing over which is the most beautiful, eloquent language. Suddenly, a butterfly flies past, and the British linguist immediately points to it and goes:

"Look! Here's the perfect proof of why English is the most beautiful language. 'Butterfly' - it expresses perfectly the movement of this delicate creature, how it flutters by..."

"Non," says the French linguist. "Ze French word for zis ethereal insect is 'papillon' - just listen, 'ow ze word is just as soft and untouchable as ze butterfly itself. French is ze most beautiful language!"

"No no no," says the Spanish linguist. "De Spanish word for butterfly is 'mariposa'. Can you imayine a word dat more perfectly captures de beauitful colores of de wings, de way de sunlight shines tru dem? Spanish is de most eloquent languaje!"

And so on. The Italian offers "farfalle", the Dutchman "vlinder", the Swede "fjäril", the Dane "sommerfugl", the Finn "perhonen", the Irishman "féileacán"... And finally the German has enough, pounds his fist on the table and shouts:

"Und vot is vrong mit SCHMETTERLING?!?"
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #449 on: August 07, 2018, 11:08:54 AM »
To be honest, of all the words for "butterfly" I know from the top of my head, I'm biased towards "mariposa" ("papillon" actually looks a little better than it sounds when properly pronounced; it's one of the cases where the double l stands in for a long "i" sound). And if you don't speak Italian, "farfalle" is a noodle shape (that probably initially got named after the insect if you think about it for two seconds).
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