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Yastreb

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #1035 on: April 20, 2024, 11:05:04 PM »
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #1036 on: April 21, 2024, 10:06:54 AM »
Yastreb, this was gold from start to Finnish.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #1037 on: May 30, 2024, 09:01:26 PM »
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. Guess that’s what I get for buying a pure-bread dog.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #1038 on: May 30, 2024, 10:52:33 PM »

...watch out Daisy Duck?
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