Sandwiches, and sweet brother (term for swedes),
I'm enjoying TV1 and TV2.
I'm never going home again, here I want to live.
So happy, in Sweden!
I can do nothing, I'm a zero.
But what does it matter,
here I sell like gold.
Here they know nothing about talent,
So happy in Sweden!
Swedish devil, has no taste in music, they buy anything!
Low brows, acnes yellow and blue. Oh what a people!
A rotten country, where gnomes live.
Swedes are a shame for us who live in the north.
We get everything they have,
and what they have is Volvo and scabies.
I don't want to see them, they are a plague.
I'll send them to Reykjavik, like the Shetland horses.
And once they are far away,
I'm happy in Sweden!
Swedish devil doesn't have the right to anything, they are very stupid.
Low brows, acnes yellow and blue. Oh what a people!