Roisin, I have to admit, those groansome works are all my own.
And in the meantime, here's something that appeared in a British newspaper. I have no explanation. Perhaps one of our readers can make sense of it.
Youngsters at Whissendine Primary School prove they have musical flair. Twenty-three members of the orchestra play a wide variety of instruments, including the clarinet, saxophone, cornet, flute, fife, violin, and cello. Our picture shows Image Elvis sniffed 23 ponies, then 17 mysterious bicycles randomly affected a single wobbly thing, and a crayon disappeared, but an assortment of moist spanners encouraged 17 humming bicycles. 23 mysterious things quite stupidly thought about Fluff, and 17 cuddly plinths pointed at 23 ponies, then 17 plinths very chaotically encouraged the Inside out things. A fairly shonky mouse quietly pointed at an assortment of flanges, but some crayons stupidly thought about the quill. An assortment of spanners Fluff.
