Remember to drink your warm salted water! Also, were you conscious for the operation?
HmmmmmmHmmm. No I was asleep. Felt like I was asleep for years. Dreamt I was reading stuff on the Forum......
And then woke up and uncontrollably cried and hyperventilated for three hours ._______.
Also the nurses have no sense of humour. Or ability to understand numb-mouth language, which I thought they would be better at, considering all their practice.....
Me: *something about a headache*
Dad: well that's cos they had to hold yer head down under their foot while they pulled with the pliers.
Me: yeah, I can feel the indent *touches head* the doctor wears Clarks, with a worn down arch because he's flatfooted...
Nurse: *horrified* UM NO