Another chapter in my illustrious history of breaking chairs. Some of you may remember the great Rocking Chair fiasco of '16 this summer, when the bottom fell out of a huge rocking chair and left me stuck in the middle, screaming for help into a house that only contained my half-deaf veteran Grandad. I survived, narrowly.
None of you will remember the time I sat in a seat at the cinema and promptly fell through the bottom of that one too because a tall friend hoisted me out immediately, so I did not deem it post-worthy.
I have one of those spinny office chairs for my desk. Last night I sat down and the whole thing crunched alarmingly. I am now sitting at a dramatic slant because one side is broken and trying to fall off while the other remains even.
What do you guys think? Is my butt a chair-jinx or am I just having bad luck?