AAAAAAAaaaAAa. I DID A BAD. I was outside tonight throwing golf balls around the garden for the cats to chase, and I threw a ball- underarm, pretty lightly- into the air...and it hit the ornamental rose/rock garden...and OH MY
GOD, the HEIGHT, the
CURVE, the
SPEED. It rebounded like, really comically, and flew through the air...onto the iron roof of the HOUSE. OVER THE LIVING ROOM.
It was like
CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG-
because it's corrugated iron, and I was just standing there like "Oh my god what have I
done." and I'm PRETTY SURE it bounced into one of mum's topiary bushes...beacuse I heard a *bush rustle* sound....But I can't
find it??
The bush has eaten it?? But anyway, because of all the roof noise, the ENTIRE FAMILY all rushes to the various windows and doors on the east side of the house and they're all like "OWL WTF?!?!" and the cats are just jumping about going crazy because "rogue ball! flying prey!! where go?!" and I'm trying to be sensible and explain but I couldn't stop laughing because the whole situation was just so ridiculous.....
So...I'm pretty sure that it bounced off the roof. And not into the gutter...where it would roll down into a pipe and block up the water supply causing minor flooding and a major plumbing issue where we could have to dig up the pipes oh godddd