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[LooNEY_DAC]

Pg 503
“Water Troll”
from “Edelweiss”
by R. Rogers & O. Hammerstein

Water Troll
Water Troll
You were trying to kill me

Now you’re stuck
Out of luck
Leaving you doesn’t thrill me

Murderous troll
Now you’re in a hole
Let your soul
Be free now

Water Troll
Water Troll
Rest is coming to thee now

Water Troll
(Water Troll)
Water Troll
(Water Troll)
You were trying to kill me

Now you’re stuck
(Now you’re stuck)
Out of luck
(Out of luck)
Leaving you doesn’t thrill me

Murderous troll
Now you’re in a hole
Let your soul
Be free now

Water Troll
Water Troll
Rest is coming to thee now

[IKEA]

Kitty you're a cat make a big noise
Meowin' in the street gonna be a big troll some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Emil's gotta find you all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Emil you're a young man hard man
Standin' in the street gonna burn down the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Throwin' your grenades all over the place

We will we will rock you
(Sing it!)
We will we will rock you

Mikkel you're an old man poor man
Starin' with your eyes gonna clean up the tank some day
Got cancer on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place

We will we will rock you
(Sing it!)
We will we will rock you

(Everybody)

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

(Alright)

[LooNEY_DAC]

Pg 505

“Cruel Murder-Ghosts”
from “Grim Grinning Ghosts”
by Buddy Baker

With poor Floffy beached
And the Cat-Tank gone
Murder-Ghosts
Just keep pressing on
Floffy lets out mournful sigh
But when they have all gone by
Cruel Murder-Ghosts
Have sucked poor Floffy dry!

Just like poor Leaftroll
Got a nasty shock
They put Floffy up
On the chopping block
As he waited high and dry
Knowing he was doomed to die
Cruel Murder-Ghosts
Have sucked poor Floffy dry!

Now if you’re in search
Of a melody
Floffy’s dirge
Comes to mind you see
No escape for that poor guy
As the moon was climbing high
Cruel Murder-Ghosts
Have sucked poor Floffy dry!

On this moonlit night
When the crew took flight
Murder-Ghosts
Exert their might
As the moon rose in the sky
Soon poor Floffy did espy
MWA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH

And in the wake of this depravity
Still the Murder-Ghosts stalk relentlessly
Seeking where the Cat-Tank be
There to have a feasting spree
In Floffy’s form
Moving through the dead city

[LooNEY_DAC]

Pg 533
“Soulless Flat Plain”
from “Upside-down World”
by Van Dyke Parks

Come drive with me
Through a soulless flat plain
Like riding a ship on the sea

Just driving along
Without seeming to move
Don’t let its flatness
Knock you off your groove

On the soulless flat plain
On the soulless flat plain

Hey
Come drive with me
Through this soulless flat plain
‘Cause Denmark is Silent, you see?

We’ll see all the grosslings
A couple days off
It’s almost as good
As if we were aloft

On this soulless flat plain
On this soulless flat plain

The horizon stretches flat
A-all around
Oh, where are the mountains
And where are the towns?

All around
All is flat
On the soulless flat plain

As we roll along
Roaming on
Creeping through
Sleeping through
Drive through the soulless flat plain!

[LooNEY_DAC]

Pg 536
“(Murder-) Ghosts on the Prowl”
from “(Ghost) Riders in the Sky”
by The Sons of the Pioneers/Stan Jones

A small Cat-Tank went rattlin’ cross
The ancient bridge to Fyn
Its little treads a-whirrin’ as
Forever they did spin
But all unknown and in their wake
Some Murder-Ghosts did crawl
All gathered in a mighty band
With foul intentions all

Away
Away they go-o
Ghost host on the prowl

One had the form of poor Sjødraug
They killed along the way
Relentless chasers through the night
But they rested in the day
These Murder-Ghosts once human would
Keep on eternally
For the Cat-Tank held six mortal souls
Each as tempting as could be

Away
Away they go-o
Murder-Ghosts on the prowl

They’ve come across a filthy barn
And found an old horse-Beast
Another soul to slaughter so
Their grim host can increase
As they slowly follow after
Our intrepid band of six
The Murder-Ghorsts a-hunting
Just like addicts for a fix

Away
Away they go-o
Murder-Ghosts on the prowl

So the Murder-Ghosts are coming
A-hunting for Our Crew
Lalli got some spells from Onni and
Let’s hope that they will do
Cause Murder-Ghosts are coming and
They will not be denied
On the hunt for mortal souls
Across the land they glide

Away
Away they go-o
Murder-Ghosts on the prowl
Murder-Ghosts on the prowl
(Away they go-o)

[LooNEY_DAC]

Returning with a double!

Pg 611

On their first day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
A derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their second day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their third day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their fourth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their fifth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their sixth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their seventh day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their eighth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Eight back in Mora
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their ninth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Nine loose-leaf binders
Eight back in Mora
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their tenth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Ten runos chanted
Nine loose-leaf binders
Eight back in Mora
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their eleventh day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Eleven bowls of hot sludge
Ten runos chanted
Nine loose-leaf binders
Eight back in Mora
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their twelfth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Twelve watchful grosslings
Eleven bowls of hot sludge
Ten runos chanted
Nine loose-leaf binders
Eight back in Mora
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

--
Pg 611

“Ghosts in Their Hosts”
from “Fun in the Sun [Red Dwarf Signature Tune]”

There's trolls outside

And all kinds of spooks in here

I'm not alone

In the least

Let me run

Or I'll fire my gun

Ghosts, ghosts, ghosts

In their

Hosts, hosts, hosts



I want to nap

Right below Tuuri's bunk

I want to run

Through the night

But I'm here

All too truly near

Ghosts, ghosts, ghosts

In their

Hosts, hosts, hosts

[Oemelmuff]

https://clyp.it/z1i4r4hj

I don´t know if this is the right thread for this, but I couldn´t find anything else.

I thought myself very funny. sorry.

Original is: A mothers lament

[Rosepieces]

https://clyp.it/z1i4r4hj

I don´t know if this is the right thread for this, but I couldn´t find anything else.

I thought myself very funny. sorry.

Original is: A mothers lament

*clap clap clap* This is indeed the right thread for this! Thank you for posting, and thank you Looney for keeping this place in use while I disappeared!

[LooNEY_DAC]

And the irony is, you probably won't like this one, being a Billy Joel fan.

Pg 708
“No Regret I Find”
from “For the Longest Time”
by Billy Joel

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find

If I’d stayed at
Home in Ke-u-ruu
Then I never
Would have known all you
I couldn’t bear that
Without this life would be flat
And when I look back
No regret I find

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find

I would still make
Each choice that I did
I have dreamed of
This since just a kid
I had to do it
Though I may not live all through it
So when I look back
No regret I find

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find

Now that I’ve been
Bitten by a troll
You might think that
I regret it all
But you’d be so wrong
My need to roam is so strong
That when I look back
No regret I find

I don’t think that
My fate is sealed
I still have hope
I will be healed
It could be that
I have the Rash
I’m not abashed
For I’m
Living my dream life

If infected
I will surely die
But until then
I refuse to cry
I’ll be my own girl
Out exploring in the wide world
And when I look back
No regret I find

I know you re-
Gret what you’ve done
You fled from your home
You weren’t a good son
But I cannot
Share the sad you feel
My joy at this is real
For I’m
Free from my old life

And if it is
My fate here to die
I will meet that
Fate all satisfied
My dreams have come true
So Reynir don’t be blue cause
Every time I look back
No regret I find

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find...

[Rosepieces]

You lie, sir! I am definitely a Billy Joel fan and Tuuri is my second favorite character! shhhh she didn't hear that

I sang that whole song twice already!

[LooNEY_DAC]

Not that anyone cares, but: I'll be posting my filks to AO3, though they'll still go here first. No, Rosepieces, I'm not abandoning the studios; in fact, I'll link back here in the AO3 doc's summary.

[Róisín]

Not that anybody cares?!? Some of us like your filk!

[LooNEY_DAC]

Not that anybody cares?!? Some of us like your filk!

Well, it's good to know my efforts won't go unappreciated.

[LooNEY_DAC]

* LooNEY_DAC laughs maniacally

LIVE! I command you, LIVE!

* LooNEY_DAC laughs maniacally even more

“Silent World Foray”
from “Copacabana”
by Liza Minnelli and the Muppets

His name was Lalli
He was a night scout
He bore his Grandma’s battered gun
As all through the night he’d run
But with the morning
To camp he’d come back
For decontamination there
It was really hard to bear
Done by the Messy Swede
A faithful friend indeed
And when Lalli was bathed by Emil
All the fandom squeed!

His name was Lalli
He was a night scout
He bore his Grandma’s battered gun
As all through the night he’d run
But with the morning
To camp he’d come back
For decontamination there
It was really hard to bear
Done by the Messy Swede
A faithful friend indeed
And when Lalli was bathed by Emil
All the fandom squeed!

On the Foray
Silent World Foray
Though really it’s just a big book raid
On the Foray
Silent World Foray
Books for the stealin’
As they roam through Zealand
On the Foray
Tuuri got bit

His name was Reynir
He was a shepherd
He stowed away aboard a crate
And emerged to find his fate
He was regretful
But not so Tuuri
She told him, “Reynir, don’t repine!
“You can try another time!
“So Reynir don’t despair!
“And who said life was fair?”
Reynir nodded to keep her happy
And just sat there

On the Foray
Silent World Foray
Books for the stealin’
As they roam through Zealand
On the Foray
“It was worth it”

His name was Lalli
He was a night scout
But now they need to go on foot
Cause the engine went kaput
So now they’re scrounging
Emil and Lalli
Though Lalli wears a dour mien
And knocked Emil on the bean
They’re searching through the store
The ceiling’s on the floor
We see the wheelbarrows for the taking
But will they roll more?

On the Foray
Silent World Foray
Books for the stealin’
As they roam through Zealand
On the Foray
Just wait for it…

[Epi]

To the tune of "Captain Albert Alexander"
by Steam Powered Giraffe.

/>--

When she was a girl
she wanted to play
in silent lands

At age thirteen
everyday after school
she would always gaze at the lake

All the people would stand and stare
as she yearned out loud for be quit of there
With her wistful gaze and her pan with the hole
she looked just like a hero of old
All the townsfolk would gather and say, and sing away

"Brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
She'll be a brave adventurer one day
But that brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
She'll perish some way"

By age twenty one
She had left the shore
And was skald on a crew

The crew held tight with alarm and prayer
as she drove around with precision and care (klunk!)
As they crossed the bridge and it started to fall
She pushed the pedal to the floor
The base crew sang

"Brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
Saved her crew from Øresund water
But that brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
Is a fated Hotakainen daughter"

Four weeks later the tank caught fire
To save it exploding Tuuri drove in the sea
On rafts across the ocean blue
The crew for their lives did flee

Tuuri stood at the stern of the wreck
The crew now saw the Rash on her neck
A vortex of tortured souls below ripped
And giant sea-beasts all made the trip
to see Tuuri
sink to the bottom of the sea

Just before she went down
she called out to her crew
"It's obvious that my time has come
I'll let this ending ensue"
I've led an exciting life it would seem
and there's no better death than by living your dream
Her crew sang

"Brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
She went down in the sea
But that brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
She'll go down in history"