Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:

[OwlsG0]

I shall hand the servers over to the specialist team so that they can fix the presence of Pokémon

• generally away from areas that need to be protected from enemy forces
• in showers and toilets
• in the beds of my superiors

It is not appropriate to take revenge upon my superiors because of this.
I should not leave severed horse heads in their beds, even if they are made of papier-mache and corn syrup
No one understands my cinematic references

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It is not appropriate to take revenge upon my superiors because of this.
I should not leave severed horse heads in their beds, even if they are made of papier-mache and corn syrup
No one understands my cinematic references

The Godfather is not a documentary and I am not allowed to tell the skalds otherwise.

[OwlsG0]

The Godfather is not a documentary and I am not allowed to tell the skalds otherwise.

I do not have a daughter
Therefore no one is able to disrespect me on the day she is to be married
I may not claim one of my younger female siblings is said daughter
I will stop smuggling my youngest siblings onto the base. A military base is no place for preteens

[VibratingText]

I do not have a daughter
Therefore no one is able to disrespect me on the day she is to be married
I may not claim one of my younger female siblings is said daughter
I will stop smuggling my youngest siblings onto the base. A military base is no place for preteens

I will not bribe the younger siblings of my coworkers into pretending to be my daughter.
I will not bribe the relatives of my coworkers.
I will not bribe my coworkers into bribing the relatives of my other coworkers.

[Solokov]

Due to events in year 89 known as the "razing of the mora chair fort", and another assignment in y90, I am no longer allowed to stack chairs.
Also not allowed to direct junior enlisted in chair stacking.

Inspiration from the new page discussion thread.
 

He took too long, and the others had to help him.

Things Mikkel is no longer allowed to do: Stack chairs

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Sabaton is not a direct historical source.
I am not allowed to organize heavy metal concerts to play at 3 in the morning in the residential district.

[Lazy8]

Sabaton is not a direct historical source.
I am not allowed to organize heavy metal concerts to play at 3 in the morning in the residential district.

*snerk* I've seen worse historical sources...

[Ragnarok]

Sabaton is not a direct historical source.
I am not allowed to organize heavy metal concerts to play at 3 in the morning in the residential district.

A fellow Sabaton fan! Huzzah!

I am not allowed to look for the trollified remnants of band members for the purpose of giving free concerts. Don't force us to reveal the details of Operation Hammerfall.

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A fellow Sabaton fan! Huzzah!

I am not allowed to look for the trollified remnants of band members for the purpose of giving free concerts. Don't force us to reveal the details of Operation Hammerfall.

I am convinced that most/all of them survived and their descendants live in a cluster of tanks somewhere.

[Solokov]

A fellow Sabaton fan! Huzzah!

I am not allowed to look for the trollified remnants of band members for the purpose of giving free concerts. Don't force us to reveal the details of Operation Hammerfall.

Not allowed to teach trolls to play musical instruments... again.

[VibratingText]

Not allowed to teach trolls to play musical instruments... again.

I am not allowed to use the remains of trolls as musical instruments.

[Solokov]

 

I am not allowed to use the remains of trolls as musical instruments.

Or live trolls for that matter. (That may be a rule already though.)


Not allowed to get a little girl to tell new recruits "they mostly come out at night... mostly." For 'Trolls and you 101', even though the information is accurate the presentation is incredibly unnerving.

[OwlsG0]

Or live trolls for that matter. (That may be a rule already though.)


Not allowed to get a little girl to tell new recruits "they mostly come out at night... mostly." For 'Trolls and you 101', even though the information is accurate the presentation is incredibly unnerving.

There are better ways to inform the cadets they are not driving properly than shouting "Ease off Ripley! You're grinding the trans-axle!"

Additionally, there are better ways to inform my colleagues that their flies are unzipped than pointing and saying "My god! It's full of stars!"

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Additionally, there are better ways to inform my colleagues that their flies are unzipped than pointing and saying "My god! It's full of stars!"

Pointing and instead laughing is not one of them.

[Tr]

Additionally, there are better ways to inform my colleagues that their flies are unzipped than pointing and saying "My god! It's full of stars!"

I will explain where I got this picture, and remove it from the places where our cats tend to gather.


I am not allowed to communicate only with memes.
I may not refer to my superiors as "uncultured swine" for weeks after they not only prevent me from communicating only with memes but also have the nerve to ask me what a meme actually is.