Sorry in advance for ruining the string of amazing art with something so halfassed.
Any Norwegian without a sharp knife or an axe (preferably mounted in innovatively ridiculous ways) is improperly dressed.
Nationality:.... Norwegian
Age: ............ 24
Profession:.... Troll puncher
Residence: Aurland
Can:
- operate basic vehicles
- operate chainsaws and similar equipment
- navigate
- carry out moderately detailed instructions
- offer astute but generally wildly optimistic/ borderline insane tactical advice
Do not:
- solicit help with the operation of cleanser equipment from individual
- solicit help with field medicinal procedures from individual
- Allow individual to aid in any of the above two.
Never go on a long trip without a solid woolen sash! It can be a blanket, a mat, a pillow, a rope, a scarf, a hammock, a hood, an umbrella, a sieve, a knapsack, a stretcher, a bandage, a meal, spare fuel, a skirt, a toga. If someone dies you can even use it as a shroud!