Bwahahahaha
So hey, is the spider dog puttin' you in the mood for some nice ribs? *smacks lips in anticipation*
No idea what you're talking about.
I want babyback ribs so bad now you have no idea I haven't had bbq for three months why do you do this to meHaiz: "So, Ruth, I don't think we should let Lára cook any more..."
Ruth: "What do you mean? She's got it on her resume."
Lára: *dragging a dead spiderdog behind her* "HEY GUYS! Start up the cooking fire, I've got a really good sauce to go with this! You're going to love this recipe, I promise!"
Haiz:
Ruth:
Haiz:
Ruth: "Yeah, I'll take her off the roster immediately."
Allow me to clarify: Lára did not kill the spiderdog. She found it. And since it was already half-cooked it seemed a shame to waste it, and nobody else wanted it, so... stop looking at her that way.