yOU NEVER THOUGHT THAT?! hOW I mean, this troll is the most Beautiful thing I've never seen!
(Laufey is going to kill me, aye)
And if you say Your troll is pathetic, it is not. It's creative.
pfhahaha don't get me wrong, I love blorptroll!
but
it's so small and obnoxious and thinks it's a threat, but like
"CEASE THIS, PUNY HUMAN!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!"
it's 120% pathetic, no two ways around it
"i imagine that troll blorp just sits there and screams louder the closer you come"
"it does. and if you poke it, the screams go up an octave or two as well"
it would probably make a good burglary alarm