THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!! It's a pocket Trond! I want to put him in my shirt pocket and carry him around with me and have him make acerbic comments about everything and blackmail everyone.
YES YES, SO MUCH YES.
- Have you seen where I put my phone, Trond?
T: Like I care.
- It was nice to meet that old classmate again!
T: She is annoying. I hope she is ran over by a truck.
*person is cooking*
T: That smells horrible. Just give up already.
T: You should wash your shirt, it smells like a dead animal in here.
- I could just get rid of you, you know.
T: You can't.
- Let's see about that.
T: Remember that time when you...
- OKAY OKAY, I WON'T GET RID OF YOU, SHUT UP
T: Nailed it.