This is great! I was aware of this friendly rivalry between the Nordics from reading SATW, and it's always fun to find out new aspects of it. I wish we could get a person from each nation to comment with their opinion on the other languages
I'll represent the swedes then (or at least attempt to, haha)
Swedish: Obviously the only normal language. People think it's melodic, I can't hear it! D:
Norwegian: They're like a younger brother to us. We'll make bad jokes about them, they make bad jokes about us, but in a bad situation (read Breivik) WE SMOTHER THEM WITH LOVE. They speak a bit funny, they often use words that feels a bit "old" in swedish, in the same way that saying father seems a bit old when you're used to saying dad. They always sound happy. It's very easy to understand norwegian for a swede.
Danish: If Norway is a younger brother, Danish is the constantly drunk uncle. The joke is that if you get a swede drunk enough, they'll start speaking danish (this is at least true for swedes with heavy Scanian accents, I've seen it happen). Most swedes can read danish, but I think only half the swedes I know understand spoken danish, and the other half pretends to be tourists from an english-speaking country.
Finnish: Who came up with this?? Not even a chance of understanding. This video pretty much sums up finnish for me:
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Finlandssvenska: It's sooooo nice to listen to. Talk about people who sound like they have no worries in the world at all.
Like, it comes through so strong even in english:
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Icelandic: Don't really have much to say. It sounds a bit like finnish!
Faroese: Sounds like a mix between finnish and danish. Hm. Hadn't really heard it until I googled it now.
Would be interesting to hear what other scandinavian people think.