...when the forum goes into maintenance mode and you actually cannot handle it, freak out, text another forum member, and cause them to freak out too because whAT IS GOING ON IT'S 1 IN THE MORNING WHY ARE WE AWAKE FREAKING OUT ABOUT THE FORUM
...when you wake up at 4:45 AM due to stomach pain and immediately think, wow, this is the perfect time to reach your goal of having posted something at every hour of the day! (congratulations, self, you've done it.)