:usa: Hi, I'm jp otter. You can call me jp or otter or whatever. I've lived all over the US including, DC, Boston, New York, Chicago, and now San Francisco, mostly because I like to travel and check out new places. Someday I'd like to live in another country, but work tends to get in the way. For now I just like to think about retiring to Italy or the south of France. I've been to England, France, Spain, Italy, Belgium, and Mexico. I want to go everywhere else.
:france: Salut! Je m'appelle jp otter. Vous pouvez m'appelle jp ou otter ou...quelque chose. J'ai habitée dans beaucoup de les villes américaine, comme DC, Boston, New York, Chicago, et maintenant, San Francisco, parce que j'aime voyager et voir les places nouvelles. J'amerais habiter dans une autre pays, mais...travaille. Pour maintenant j'espere prendre ma retraite a l'Italie ou la sud de France. J'ai voyagé a Angleterre, France, Espagne, Italie, Belgique, et Mexique. Je désir aller partout.
^Okay, that was probably very bad. I must sound comme j'ai quatre ans. I never have the opportunity to speak French, so there's a lot I don't know or forgot. Also, apparently I don't know the French word for whatever.
I'm not even gonna attempt Italian.