Let me add two more so that people will have a couple days until the 1st to
despair solve them ...
#6 Two sailors walk past each other on deck. One is dragging a wooden crate behind him, marked with "DANGER" and obviously very heavy, with all signs of being royally unsatisfied with his assignment. The other holds a huge cardboard box on his shoulder with but one hand as he walks by; "Sorry, dude," he says to his fellow seaman, "I
am trying to help you here, but it just ain't working out!"
#7 Door to door
All shut in front of my face
Nothing else to do
But to get to the next one
And yet I like it here
'Cause I'm near home