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Title: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 01, 2022, 12:02:01 AM
The Forum Advent Calendar 2022
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It has become an annual tradition here on the Forum to construct an Advent Calendar of fanworks in various media, originally based on Minna Sundberg's webcomics, but now an overall celebration of what we as a community love.
Each day from 1 through 24 December, a fanwork treat will be added to this thread, with the grid above becoming live with links to the post as the month progresses.  Many of our finest artists and writers are preparing works for our delight, with many focusing on a festive theme.  We will also be featuring some classics from calendars past.
The (general) target time to reveal each new work will be in the wee hours of Official Fan Forum time.

:squirrelcookie: :sigrun: :mikkel: :reynir: :emil: :tuuri: :lalli: :onni:  :squirrelcookie:

Oh, what the hey, let's throw some snow (https://ssssforum.com/thingies/confetti.html) for you Northern Hemisphere folks to get in the mood!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 01, 2022, 12:43:15 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/olj7GB6.png)
Spoiler: open the door • show

And here we are once again, are you ready?  Your humble mod wavewright62 is here to kick off this year's Advent Calendar.
Spoiler: taking a bow • show

Here are the Victorious Players from Jitter's opera AU** taking a bow after that production that did not look like it was going to ever reach the stage!
(https://i.imgur.com/SKAH6R5.png)
**Edit: found linkeeeees!  These were part of Jitter's YoinkTober 2021 contributions! 
The setting and characters are introduced here (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1262.15msg185269#msg185269).
Story continues (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1262.75msg185437#msg185437)
whew (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1262.195msg185784#msg185784)
Glow Up (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1262.225msg185899#msg185899)
Reviews (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1262.255msg186005#msg186005)



Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: thegreyarea on December 01, 2022, 06:48:15 AM
Wow, that's quite a beginning for our Calendar, dear Wave!  :headbang:
I love the blue hue, <3 and the look on their faces!

(BTW I don't recall reading that story, and I'd love to. Will be waiting for that link too)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 01, 2022, 07:44:45 AM
Wave,
Great beginning.  It looks almost like Shakespeare's Midsomer's night's dream

Which would be fitting, as I believe you live in the Southern Hemisphere

Bravo!  Great Start!!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 01, 2022, 07:48:14 AM
Oh, wow! From the couple of live theatre performances I've been to, I think this artwork really captures the end-of-show feeling. I also haven't read this AU so if you send the link I'm also looking forwards to give it a try.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Mirasol on December 01, 2022, 02:14:43 PM
(wait it´s December? OH, it´s December! This has implications! Advent Calendars!)

Eee, I remember this AU! :D I don´t have the link to it either though...
The colors and lights of your drawing are so pretty!  :sparkle: And I agree, you perfectly captured the mood (though most performances I´ve ever been a part of ended on an a bit more chaotic note. We always ran out of time to practice the bow so it was usually pretty much improvised... xD So kudos to our heroes to manage!)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: angsttronaut on December 01, 2022, 06:39:26 PM
Great way to kick things off! I love the blue tone, it looks great.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Buteo on December 01, 2022, 08:33:10 PM
I went looking for the story - I know I've read it, and laughed hysterically - but I ran out of time!

So I'll just applaud the delightfully-rendered characters, and the effect of the blue lighting, and wait for a story link to appear!

Many thanks for this lively start, Wave!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 02, 2022, 01:20:50 AM
I found the links and have put those next to the picture.  I didn't get some of the details right, but close enough, I reckon.  Thanks again Jitter for the lovely comic story!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 02, 2022, 01:34:34 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/ZxZICxC.png)
Spoiler: open the door • show

Today we are blessed with a story by JoB!  JoB's stories are always like Advent Calendars themsleves - you must open the doors (links) and see what he's put behind the story!  See for yourself..
Spoiler: how hunger saved christmas • show

How Hunger Saved Christmas

Spoiler - Yes, seriously: show

"Ha! There she is! I said that we will make it in time, didn't I?"

"I'm glad I have a sound sleep, captain, so I don't have to find out whether you repeat that every half-hour through the night as well! Still, your enthusiasm is appreciated - thanks."

"All part of the service for our Northern crew members, Barbro!" Apart from a bit of bluster, the captain's words were entirely serious. People living way up North were rather rare among the ranks of the cleansers, for entirely practical reasons: the further South their campaigns took place, the later into the year phase 2 (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=118) would extend; but the further North someone's home is, the sooner the means of traveling back there shut down for winter.

A couple times, of course the first time right during basic training, Barbro got stranded in the South, having to spend a good part of the salary for some cheap lodging and hope for better luck in the next autumn. The situation got better with actual field campaigns, of course - as soon as the CO would have a personal problem with troops refusing to renew their contracts. In this particular case, the captain even had taken Barbro to Skutskär on horseback to get aboard the Pingvinen in time, while the rest of the company was heading straight to the train line on foot, most of the equipment on their backs. I guess they're busy organising a betting pool as they march, Barbro thought, on how many trains will "miss" them trying to flag it down. It's as if the conductors don't really like stopping their trains in the Silent World, cleared and fenced area around the tracks or not!

They had arrived at Skutskär with hardly a minute to spare, though. The ship's crew was already busying to cast off as they rode onto the jetty, and by the time the captain got back into the saddle and went to return to his men, Barbro had to stand at the stern and wave across a fast-widening stretch of water. While what seemed to be the ship's freshman was going on and on about how all passengers (and that means you) are required to be shut in below deck before the ship moves as much as a hand span to sea.

"A cleanser, eh? And yet livin' up in, what, Skellefteå (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=66)?", another sailor droned at them as he watched Barbro and the freshman finally enter the cabin. "Trundön (https://www.google.de/maps/@65.3783929,21.7922932,13z), actually. I'll get off at Luleå, it's closer."

"No mind to move closer to work? Granted, I'm one to talk, with my workplace travelin' home with me ..."

"Married to another local, with large, firmly rooted families on both sides, I'm afraid."

"Yeah, that be quite the anchor ta hold one in place, I guess ..."

Quite firmly so, sailor, Barbro thought while stowing what little personal luggage cleansers had on a field trip. As if Algot alone wasn't enough of a reason. Have a nice fire going for my arrival, love. I'm on my way home!

To be continued...

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 02, 2022, 01:38:08 AM
Ooh *blush* how lovely! Thank you so much, Wave! I and the company are thrilled and honored! (Just don’t expect them to admit it, except for Rowan).

They first put up a show in last year’s YoinkTober, on 2.10.2021 when there was a Change of Season. Further on they did a number on the 9th (just a tweak), 23rd (right in front of your nose), 27th (glow up), and 29th (judgement). See the entire YoinkTober 2021 here: https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1262.0 There’s loads of great stuff, Wave’s, Mirasol and Opaque’s wonderful art (including the  :sparkle:blanket fort :sparkle:), Grey’s Adventure of Fire and Ice begins etc.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 02, 2022, 02:26:36 AM
Ooh, JoB, I'm looking forwards to seeing what happens next in your story! I love the insights into everyday SSSS life you're giving us.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 02, 2022, 05:47:53 AM
JoB, that looks like a great location for a settlement. Like Keep, I’m intrigued to have you n board!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 02, 2022, 08:45:15 AM
Job,

Thank you.  The start makes me want more.  So I will be watching for more entries!!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: angsttronaut on December 02, 2022, 10:51:31 AM
Interesting story JoB, very interested to see where it goes!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 03, 2022, 02:01:25 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QPzo8sd.png)
Spoiler: open the door • show

For many people this time of year is all about the little details, the special things. 
First-time contributor to the Advent Calendar dmeck7755 brings us a fabulous selection.

Spoiler: christmas apothecary • show

(https://i.imgur.com/VkoahiJ.jpg)

(mod's note: Lucky me, I've had the opportunity to study this since its submission, and I see new delights and details every time!)

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Buteo on December 03, 2022, 12:24:48 PM
Job, that's a great start to the story; be waiting for more!

dmeck7755, what a well-stocked apothecary! If I ask before buying, will they tell me why the candy canes are... vibrating...?
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dreki on December 03, 2022, 12:33:35 PM
dmeck7755 That's a great piece, it's so detailed and you've come up with so many different designs for the bottles while making sure they all look like they belong on the same shelves.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 03, 2022, 01:15:13 PM
JoB, that looks like a great location for a settlement.
Would you believe that, given that ship travel to the Northern reaches of Sweden only touches Skellefteå and Luleå (as shown on the Map of the Known World), I did one zoom-in into the area on Google Maps to pick it ... :3

(Which probably means that thousands of Swedes stampeded to it in Y0 after a single glance at a map of their country, making it Grossling Central for the foreseeable future ... ;) )

I love the insights into everyday SSSS life you're giving us.
Uhhh I'm afraid it won't feel much like everyday post-Rash (winter) life to the protagonists from here on out ... >:D

If I ask before buying, will they tell me why the candy canes are... vibrating...?
There is quite a number of items having motion lines that I would normally expect to be immobile, short of someone running headlong into the typical Christmas Market stall (that you can disassemble into six or so flat wood panels and conveniently store somewhere for the rest of the year) that this shelf could well be in. I'm more concerned about the levitating carrot. :o
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 03, 2022, 09:20:22 PM
Oh, wow, dmeck - this is amazing! I love all the details :). Wish I could visit this apothecary for my christmas, haha.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: tehta on December 03, 2022, 10:32:28 PM
Dmeck, that's beautiful! Although I am a bit concerned as to how some of these substances were extracted. (Hoping Spirit of Elf was just stolen from the Elf's hipflask, for example.)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 04, 2022, 01:44:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/agUGGi3.png)

Spoiler:  open the door • show

Sometimes you just want to go back and remember a sweet treat from years past. Antillanka provides, in unforgettable fashion, from the 2017 Calendar.
Spoiler: alll i want for christmas is squeeee • show

(https://i.imgur.com/RrP1Aro.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Buteo on December 04, 2022, 02:52:06 AM
Aww, Kitty! This is still one of the most charming pictures of her that I've ever seen!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 04, 2022, 09:41:08 AM
Kitty !!!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 04, 2022, 10:20:08 AM
AWWWW!  So sweet!!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 04, 2022, 12:44:11 PM
Such wonderful arts! Dmeck, I had no idea you are also a talented visual artist in addition to being a wordsmith! And the sweet Kitty is sweet!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Mirasol on December 04, 2022, 01:12:02 PM
Job, I once sent a crew up to Lulea in a fanfic and ended up killing most of them... Hope your character fairs better! :'D Looking foreward to see how the story continues!

Dmeck, so cool! So many deatails! XoX Is the apothecary open for orders? :V

And d´awww, such a cute Kitty!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 04, 2022, 02:03:03 PM
Dmeck, that's beautiful! Although I am a bit concerned as to how some of these substances were extracted. (Hoping Spirit of Elf was just stolen from the Elf's hipflask, for example.)

We can think it comes from the elves themselves, rendering them smaller, but not dead.  They then get the promotion to being the “elf on the shelf”. Until they grow back up. 

Things like reindeer poo are self-explanatory ;)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 04, 2022, 02:05:02 PM
Such wonderful arts! Dmeck, I had no idea you are also a talented visual artist in addition to being a wordsmith! And the sweet Kitty is sweet!


I am really good with color.  The image came from a coloring app.  I only just started drawing again (with varied results, mostly poor )
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 04, 2022, 02:16:19 PM
Job, that's a great start to the story; be waiting for more!

dmeck7755, what a well-stocked apothecary! If I ask before buying, will they tell me why the candy canes are... vibrating...?
They are magic.  That was why Yukon Cornelius was looking for it.

(Cornelius was a character in an old American holiday special called Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. It was stop-motion animation.  First aired in 1964.  Yikes!!!)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058536/


Also Job’s explanation could be spot on.  Though we can also think it is the holiday season and all the elements are anticipating getting released/uses for the season.

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 04, 2022, 04:03:13 PM
Yukon Cornelius....?!!  (One of the better, nuttier, utterly bat-*** plots to stretch a 2-minute song into a 40-minute special.)
I told you I keep finding new details every time!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 05, 2022, 02:34:58 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/H7HWzTG.png)
Spoiler: open the door • show


A story?  A story!  Jitter gladly obliges.

Spoiler: seemed like a good idea as these things often do • show

(mod's note: remember these giddy players? (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1320.msg193051#msg193051)  They're ba-a-ack!)

There was nothing to it. They were running out of money. They had decent crowds at the shows, but all prices were racing up. The electricity bill alone was enough to make her woozy. Of course, there was never enough money. It’s like a theatre troupe was a badly oiled machine bleeding money into every direction! But this was way serious. At this rate, they wouldn’t even make the rent in December. So, Ms Victoria called her trusted advisors, and they started devising a plan.

***

“So. Here’s the deal.” Victoria addressed the whole troop. “We need more money. And I have this brilliant idea how we will do it! We’ll put up a Christmas show!”

“A new show? In the middle of season?”

“Bah! Humbug! We can’t do two shows.”

There was general grumbling among the staff.

“No, no, listen to me. Either you come up with huge savings, which in effect would be your pay, or we ARE doing a Christmas show. But I don’t mean an actual new play. We’ll just sing Christmas songs everyone already knows! The audience loves your singing, you know that.”

“Just Christmas songs? So, it’s more like a concert?” Owen asked.

“Yes! Exactly. Just like a concert!” she reassured him. “Except you’ll be in costume.”

“Costume? From our current play?”

(“We certainly can’t afford any new costumes,”  Emile interjected.)

“Mmm, not quite. We were thinking that you Owen would be Santa.”

“Santa? As in 'old guy in a red jacket and white beard'?”

“Yes… and a nice chair where the children can tell you what they want for Christmas.”

“Absolutely not!” Owen looked horrified.

“Well, you have the voice for it, and the build, at least in comparison with these two,” she was pointing at Owen’s stick-thin cousin Lawrence, and the lanky and tall Rowan.

“I. Don’t. Do. Children.”

“This”, Michael commented with a smirk, “will be considered a good thing. Even a prerequisite for the role, I should think.”

Owen sputtered. “I didn’t mean that I don’t… I am not… You know what I mean! I won’t do it!”

“As for you, Lawrence…”

“No.”

“Come on, you don’t even know what I was going to suggest!”

“I know it would be something stupid. Or weird. So, no.”

“How about being an elf?”

“Elves are stupid.”

“A reindeer? You know, like Rudolf?”

“Reindeers are weird. Especially if they have a shiny nose.”

“You do realize everyone has to pitch in? There must be something you can agree to?” Lucky was trying to coax Lawrence to cooperate.

“Hmm… I can be a tree.”

“You can be a… tree? Um, how’s that…” Lucky was confused.

“There are songs about Christmas trees! It will work fine!” Victoria was determined to make this work, and if Lawrence Hotchingson singing Christmas songs required him appearing as a tree, then so be it.

“So, you’ll be a Christmas tree,” Lucky concluded.

“Hmph. OK. You can put some ornaments on me. But nothing weird!”

“Oh yes, some lovely ornaments,” Emile hummed dreamily, “and candles!”

“Not live candles, Emile. We don’t want to burn him. Or the building.”

After some back and forth, it was agreed that Michael would play Santa in the wishing chair, and everyone made him promise that he would NOT sing. Owen had agreed to be a reindeer, and Lawrence was the tree. This left them with a problem. Rowan would make a wonderful and extremely helpful elf but there was only one of him.

“We really should have at least three elves! Santa and his elf, that just doesn’t work!”

“Um, perhaps I can help?,” Emile offered.

“Yes, you actually can. But even then, we have only two!”

“No, I was thinking… I have three young cousins who love attention. And Lawrence and Owen’s singing. So, maybe I could ask if they would agree to play the elves?”

“We don’t have any money to pay extras.”

“I think I might be able to get them to come for free. They often beg me to take them along when I go to work. The glittering world of the stage and all!”

“Oh, brilliant! That’s a deal then. Can you ask them to bring their own elf costumes?”.

***

Jitter's note: And here the curtain closes on the Victorious Company and we leave them with their preparations. It will certainly be a magnificent show! After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Heh. What indeed?  Follow this story with Act 2! (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1320.75msg193336#msg193336) and Act 3 - Finale (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1320.120msg193432#msg193432)


Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 05, 2022, 07:47:57 AM
With the three cousins, who know what disaster will ensue  lol!!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Buteo on December 05, 2022, 12:26:24 PM
With the three cousins, who know what disaster will ensue  lol!!

With any luck, we'll find out! This story has all the opportunities for glorious mayhem!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 05, 2022, 02:03:29 PM
It will be a Christmas song concert in costume. I thought we already established that? It’s so easy peasy there is no way this could backfire!

Even the heh at the end is Wave’s, not mine! I specifically wrote that nothing can go wrong!

Thank you for the comments :)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 06, 2022, 01:03:02 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/xpgM8TK.png)
Spoiler: open the door • show


When last we saw (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1320.msg193064#msg193064) JoB's protagonist Barbro, the cleanser had barely manged to catch a ship heading north before winter closed in.  Don't forget to follow JoB's links!
Spoiler: how hunger saved christmas pt 2 • show

"You're on your way where!?"

"Röyttä (https://www.google.de/maps/@65.7562999,24.1808324,1940m/data=!3m1!1e3), to be precise. The Northernmost, still usable, and easy to secure port of the Baltic Sea the scouts could indicate. And quite close to the ironworks in Luleå. No better place to get the project going."

"You're going to have yourselves snowed in for the entire winter to work on enacting one of those Hangarfartyg (https://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hangarfartyg) fairytales?"

"'Fairytales'? Barbro, we have eyewitness reports that some of those vessels carried their crews to safety as the Rash hit!"

"To sea, you mean; nobody knows whether any of them ever made it to a safe place, much less where that may be. And building that large a ship ... there's a reason why most of the shipwrights of today are Norwegians, and stick to repurposing what hulls they can get! Not even Luleå has that much fresh steel to spare!"

"Which is why it'll be built only partly from steel."

"None of these giants was ever built with timber, Algot!"

"Nor will it be wooden. Don't worry about that, Barbro, Habakkuken (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk) is a design that we took straight from the ancients' drawing boards."

"So that's the particular variant of disaster they picked to have come true? You are aware that even the ancients never actually built it, yes?"

"Apart from one scale model, yes," Algot replied - with a lot less embarrassment than Barbro had hoped for. "Look, we have records on why they stopped the project back then: Reason one, they were able to leverage even more advanced technology to serve their need, and number two, they were at war and found themselves strapped for some resources, in particular, woodpulp - and cold. Guess who's in exactly the opposite situation in those regards?"

"They way you phrased that, the Finns, I'd say," Barbro snapped. As quick as the words were out, a wave of regret surged, but Algot apparently hadn't even noticed the barb.

"Heheh, maybe, if only they'd have more of an interest in technology. But as it stands, with the Norwegians salvaging ships, the Danes repurposing oil rigs (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=177), and the Icelanders being outright opposed to the fortes of the ancients, it's up to us Swedes to come up with actual development, like with our railroads!"

"The trains, yes, a telling example. There had to be a Hjorten disaster (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=145) for us to wake up and smell the chicory, too."

"Barbro, I signed up to join the team building the prototype, not to actually sail her anywhere, much less out into the unknown. I'll be away from here for just one winter!"

And what would you know about how 'just one winter' stranded out in the nowhere feels? All I wanted for us this winter is to spend it together ...

To be continued...


Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 06, 2022, 06:59:25 AM
I am flabbergasted.  Both with JoB’s (oft-praised) ability for finding these things, but also for the Habakkuk project itself. I’m going to have to agree with the Mythbusters’ verdict :)

But, on the SSSS setting, it has some pros. Just a couple of cons too.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 06, 2022, 08:01:01 AM
Job,
Exciting times. 
Spoiler: show

When I initially looked at Habakkuk, I said cool air craft carriers.  Jitter's comment brought something different and Habakkuk project is something different.  I remember vaguely seeing something on television about it, but cannot remember.



Good job, Job (ha ha) I cannot wait for the next installment.  I also love following your links.  They always lead me to something cool.  (Sometimes a rathole also :) )
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 06, 2022, 12:02:05 PM
I am flabbergasted.  Both with JoB’s (oft-praised) ability for finding these things, but also for the Habakkuk project itself.
How I found that one is quite easily explained: I watched a quiz show (https://www.daserste.de/unterhaltung/quiz-show/wer-weiss-denn-sowas/index.html) and one of the questions that came up was something like "what did the British gvt attempt to do in year 194x", the correct (per their reckoning) answer (out of three presented) being "build an aircraft carrier from ice(!) blocks". Took me a couple hours of mulling that one over to realize how irresistible the SSSSwedes would find the idea, even, but here we are. :D

(Speaking of "British", I watched a bit of a soccer WC match on TV and noticed that the German commenter repeatedly referred to Englands team as "die Briten". Unfortunately, they were playing against Wales ... ;D )
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 06, 2022, 02:28:03 PM
Dmeck, I beg to differ. The Habakkuk is literally a cool aircraft carrier!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 06, 2022, 03:15:18 PM
Dmeck, I beg to differ. The Habakkuk is literally a cool aircraft carrier!

lol.  Indeed it does!!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 07, 2022, 02:51:46 AM
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Spoiler: open the door • show

It's always nice, at any time of the year but especially around festive times, to get together with like-minded people.  Your humble mod wavewright62 puts her elbows on the table to bring today's treat to you.

Spoiler: kaffeeklatsch • show


Three fandoms, three coffee drinkers, none of whom have the slightest problem with two of them being undead.
Vanamonde von Mekkhan (Girl Genius), Maladict(a) (Discworld), and SSSS's own Pastor Anne
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Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 07, 2022, 05:38:03 AM
Wave, a great scene! I took a double take ”wait, is Vanamonde undead” but did you mean that Anne is?
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 07, 2022, 06:28:31 AM
Jitter, I'm thrilled to see where the christmas performance will take us! I'm sure nothing will go wrong. Nothing at all.

JoB, another exciting instalment! I wonder where (and through what links) your story will take us next?

Wave, I may not know all of these characters but they certainly look like they deserve a good coffee together!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 07, 2022, 03:50:23 PM
Wave
Nice pic.
That would be an interesting tea party indeed.  I was trying to figure out who was undead, and remembered Anne is in a horrible way :)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 07, 2022, 04:30:20 PM
I suppose 'undead' is kinda vague, as I don't know if vampires are undead in the Discworld universe or simply unkillable (other than the classic stake through the heart).  Also, trollification counts as undead, no?
For those unfamiliar with the characters, Pastor Anne entertained Onni & Reynir in the dream space with a carafe of 'yucky soup' and cake. 
Vanamonde von Mekkhan is a seneschal of a town in Girl Genius, but spends the majority of his time in the coffee shop, keeping his ear to the ground(s).  He once volunteered to test an improvement the titular heroine made to his coffee engine (to make the coffee taste the way it smelled), and it was...
Spoiler: show
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The GG universe is a steampunk setting, with mad scientists ('sparks'), their minions, and their stitched-together creations ('constructs') among the characters.  The town Vanamonde runs is the ancestral seat of a powerful family of sparks; the townspeople are essentially minions.  Everybody knows that constructs are made from 'spare parts', like brains in jars and the like. 

Maladict(a) belongs to the Überwald League of Temperance (commonly known as 'black ribboners'), having sworn off the consumption of blood.  The replacement substance keeping Maladict(a) going is coffee - always carrying a bag of beans & a little silver brew pot.  Without this coffee, Maladict can revert to full vampire.
Spoiler: the name • show
The reason I write the character as Maladict(a) is a spoiler to the book 'Monstrous Regiment'. Maladict joins the army, and hijinks ensue, as they do in the Discworld.  The book is told from the POV of a character who is pretending to be male, and learns that she is not the only woman in the regiment.  By the end Maladict is also revealed to actually be Maladicta. 
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 07, 2022, 04:47:30 PM
I suppose 'undead' is kinda vague, as I don't know if vampires are undead in the Discworld universe or simply unkillable (other than the classic stake through the heart).  Also, trollification counts as undead, no?
You are so correct :) A horrid form of undead.

For those unfamiliar with the characters, Pastor Anne entertained Onni & Reynir in the dream space with a carafe of 'yucky soup' and cake. 
Vanamonde von Mekkhan is a seneschal of a town in Girl Genius, but spends the majority of his time in the coffee shop, keeping his ear to the ground(s).  He once volunteered to test an improvement the titular heroine made to his coffee engine (to make the coffee taste the way it smelled), and it was...

I love the single tear flowing from his eye.  I started Girl Genius, but got bogged down and was never able to pick it back up. 

I'd drink way more coffee if it tasted like it smelled.  As of now.  I drink a cup in the morning (then switch to tea) and put a *LOT* of cream in it.
I am also one of those heathens who like flavored coffee (Not the sweet pump stuff though.  That may be why i do a lot of cream.  I am not really someone who likes the taste of sugar.  Definitely not the sugar-free stuff *SHUDDER* )

Maladict(a) belongs to the Überwald League of Temperance (commonly known as 'black ribboners'), having sworn off the consumption of blood.  The replacement substance keeping Maladict(a) going is coffee - always carrying a bag of beans & a little silver brew pot.  Without this coffee, Maladict can revert to full vampire.

I know some real people like that :)

I have never read discworld.  Maybe I should try :)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Róisín on December 07, 2022, 08:17:17 PM
‘The Monstrous Regiment’ is a delight. Much of Pratchett is so.

 And the ‘Coffee’ arc from Girl Genius is one of the sweeter and funnier substories in the whole of Girl Genius. Right up there with ‘Maxim buys a Hat’, though that one is a little sad because it starts with the death of Lars, and Maxim donating his own hat so that Lars may be buried with one, since even if Lars was not a Jager, Maxim feels that he earned the right by dying to defend Agatha.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Buteo on December 07, 2022, 10:49:07 PM
Thanks for the reminder - I haven't read ‘Maxim buys a Hat’ in far too long. Must fix that...
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 08, 2022, 03:48:02 AM
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Spoiler: open the door • show

I'm in the mood to remember ARtD today. Going back to this memory, when helia utterly nailed Ville's sweet enjoyment of gift giving.

Spoiler: best sweater ever, right? Right? • show
Happy Christmas, Hannu!(https://78.media.tumblr.com/c5331f6ea9209b0d757d6bdaa88f87fd/tumblr_p03dhazZm21vg5n5oo1_r3_1280.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 08, 2022, 09:09:03 AM
Ooh, I remember this one! It's sweet.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: angsttronaut on December 08, 2022, 11:28:10 AM
So cute! Everything has been excellent so far!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 09, 2022, 02:35:22 AM
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Spoiler: open the door • show


Because we all want to know what happened to Barbro and Algot, right?  Following on from part 1 (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1320.msg193064#msg193064) and part 2 (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1320.30msg193163#msg193163), JoB nows brings you the conclusion of his story!  (Don't forget to follow his links.)

Spoiler: how hunger saved christmas pt 3 • show


... wait, was that a knock on the door? In the middle of winter, nobody would go any place unless absolutely necessary, or at least scheduled way in advance. It must be one of my neighbors with some kind of an emergency!

Barbro hurried to open the door and see who was outside - only to find Algot standing there, complete with duffel bag and a rather sheepish grin. Barbro's "what happened!?", rather than ushering Algot in first, betrayed a still-lingering suspicion that there was some sort of disaster behind it all nonetheless.

"Yeah, well, Icelanders, in a nutshell ... I'd prefer to elaborate inside, though." A couple moments later, they were sitting in front of the oven, the fire freshly stoked - and two logs added to it so as to last through an elaborate explanation.

"So ... Icelanders, you said? I doubt that they came all the way here to interfere with you directly?"

"Of course not! They've been talking to the brass in Mora instead. They did that in person, though, bringing a crate or two of historic documents to prove their point. The conclusion being that while we might be able to build Habakkuken, we wouldn't be able to send anything remotely resembling a Hangarfartyg, or having the same chances of success."

"Huh? You know my thoughts about the first and the last step, but what brings those eggheads to the conclusion that after having a ship built, Sweden wouldn't be able to sail it out to sea? Sure, it'd take a fair lot of people to man it, but ..."

"And those sailors need to eat. A large part of the documents the Icelanders showed were to compare the ancients' maritime registers with the post-Rash scouts' reports from their ports, to demonstrate that only those that had just replenished their supplies and had one or two years' worth of stock are not found to still be sitting in their home ports as rusty shipwrecks. Like, in this photo Mora's envoy brought us to see for ourselves."

Algot pulled out a print of a photo a scouting ship had made of a shipwreck, some large port of the ancients visible in the background. An oddly-shaped, but huge bow stuck out of the waters at an angle, revealing only "KY3H..." in orange letters for an identification.

"... ah. I see their point, the crew we could get together, but then equipping the ship with years of provisions in advance ... with the higher failure rate of the preservation methods available to us, compared to the ancients ... Say, since the Icelanders brought lots of documents, as you say, do they have any idea how many of the ancients' Hangarfartyg Eftervärldsresan ever found the safe place they were searching for?"

"Not that Mora would have told us in turn, why?"

"I can't quite get past the fact that we never heard back from any of them ..."

"No, of course not. You know how it is with radio communication."

"Of course. But they had a ship to begin with, so why wouldn't they eventually have had a look how things had turned out back home?"

"Ah! Sorry, no, they wouldn't have had that anymore. In order to get a settlement started on land fast and with restricted resources, they very likely would have had their ship stranded and repurposed into sort of a BYO fortress. Apparently sailors have been doing that sort of thing for centuries when necessary, in the times before the ancients had enough ships to effectively be ready for SAR missions wherever in the world a ship turned missing."

"... no way back, no second try when the first place turned out to be ... not so suitable?"

"Nope."

"Ooff. I shall add that to my list of reasons not to support new Hangarfartyg missions ... in case that the Icelanders still didn't manage to kill the concept dead enough. So, I take it that you're back to stay?"

"For the rest of winter, you mean? Yeah, no other big plans to pursue right now, if ever," it came from the freshly resurrected sheeping grin on Algots face.

"Alright then, husband," Barbro replied and picked up the decoration she had worked on when the knock came, "God Jul, and I think this one'll look best hung above the entrance!"


Spoiler - an epilogue for those who prefer a less festive conclusion: show

Little did Barbro (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barbro) and Algot (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algot_(name)) know that the Admiral Kuznetsov (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_aircraft_carrier_Admiral_Kuznetsov#/media/File:USS_Deyo_with_Admiral_Kuznetsov.jpg) was one of the carriers that HAD gone out to search for a safe spot - and returned to its home port empty-handed as provisions ran out, and unaware of what the Rash had turned the residents of the large cities into ...

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 09, 2022, 09:21:32 AM
Wow Job

Excellent!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 09, 2022, 09:54:21 AM
JoB, that’s relief! I was fearing a large number of seafarers was destined to have their ship melt from under them.

Still, this has me thinking about colony ships out at the oceans. Rainwater and fishing, and pray for no encounters with blue whales, or what’s left of them…
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 09, 2022, 12:22:42 PM
Or something like ocean liners (The casino's and dining areas become farms)

Or even something A la waterworld :)

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 09, 2022, 01:18:48 PM
JoB, that’s relief! I was fearing a large number of seafarers was destined to have their ship melt from under them.
... say, are you reading minds now!? Because I have prepared a couple answers to the feedback I expected to get and one of those happens to be:
Quote
On a meta level, I strongly suspect that as of now, we haven't even identified all the problems that we'd need to solve to get an actual full-size Habakkuk built. To wit:

The Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Habakkuk) states that the version II was supposed to be propelled by engines with a total power of 25000 kW. A large part of that should have gone into the actual thrust, another large part of the rest (a.k.a. waste heat) - depending on the type of engine used - should have come as hot exhaust gases that are rather trivial to collect in an exhaust pipe and vented straight to the outside. So we're left with a couple thousand kW of heat dispersed into the engines' immediate surroundings.

That was worrisome enough that the engineers back then insisted on having the engines put into nacelles, lest the heat overwhelms the hull's refrigeration and causes the Pykrete to melt, or at least start plastic flow. In spite of the fact that the Habakkuk was meant to go toe to toe with the German U-Boot-Flotte, whose main armament were torpedoes, a suitable weapon to aim at those nacelles. (Or at the giant rudder, whose mechanical attachment is a problem that the WWII engineers did try to get solved, and couldn't. But I digress.)

Another information on the Habakkuk shown on the Wikipedia page reads: "3590 total complement".

Thanks to being mammals and having eightfold the Basic Metabolic Rate (BMR) of ectotherms, 3590 adult humans at rest - no shivering allowed, either! - constitute a 359 kW heat source; and five to seven times that if/while doing hard labor. Spot the problem ...
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 10, 2022, 04:09:49 AM
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Spoiler: open the door • show


Today I'm delighted to bring you another first-time contributor to the this Calendar, the redoubtable angsttronaut!

Spoiler: weird festive moose • show


angsttronaut says, "Lalli and Emil are hanging out when they get a visitor! Lalli is less pleased about it than Emil."
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Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 10, 2022, 05:21:30 AM
*snrf* *schnorf* "Is that an actual hot cocoa, human ... ?"

(https://live.staticflickr.com/7801/46500878605_9bd45da731_c.jpg) (https://practicalhorsemanmag.com/health-archive/feed-beer-horse-16487/)

P.S.: Please mind the specific needs (https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/california-county-grants-young-girl-license-unicorn/) of your local wildlife.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Róisín on December 10, 2022, 06:36:20 AM
Anent the specific needs of local wildlife, I do wonder if that child knows about the creations of Otter and Morning Glory Zell?
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 10, 2022, 07:09:07 AM
I wonder if the weird moose is as much into Emil’s hair as Reynir’s sheep? If yes, Emil’s festive cheer is about to be diminished :emil:
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 10, 2022, 08:45:10 AM
Anent the specific needs of local wildlife, I do wonder if that child knows about the creations of Otter and Morning Glory Zell?
[Google-Fu takes a minor (https://www.spreadshirt.de/shop/design/otter+unicorn+ottercorn+teddybaer-D5cf20580e0c0832da7e004a8?sellable=lzRge43GEJCRm2lYxD0N-623-42) detour (https://www.amazon.de/Anotter-Unicorn-Witziges-Einhorn-Otter/dp/B07NPKTLFT) before chancing onto quite (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oberon_Zell-Ravenheart#Neopaganism) a number (https://patents.google.com/patent/US4429685A/en) of more (http://www.sideshowworld.com/9-ms-pi/interview-OZ.html) relevant (https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/79557/curious-case-ringlings-living-unicorn) web (https://www.iflscience.com/the-people-who-made-farm-animals-into-real-unicorns-65093) pages (https://www.icemobility.com/product-page/otter-pop-symmetry-series-case-unicorn-marble-iphone-x-xs)]

I doubt that she knows about their actual creation, because then she would've known that they're actually not wildlife and wandering around but specifically engineered from what are usually farm animals. The Ringling Bro.s' version of "it just walked up to our tent" (which is why there were actually four of them ...), maybe. But I would surmise that that one would merely add credibility to the tale of "you could run into one by chance, if you're very lucky" that the standard lore already suggests ...
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 11, 2022, 03:28:55 AM
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Spoiler: open the door • show


f0oD? HeLl0 foOD.
Although we are not food, food is central to so many holiday celebrations. Today we remember when gjuerne brought us family recipes fit to satisfy a horde of notoros.

Spoiler: julbord • show

gjuerne says, "I was raised in an upper Midwest Swedish/Norwegian/Saami family, and we kept the Scandinavian Christmas Eve Julbord tradition which included trays of many kinds of delicious butter cookies. Here is a recipe for a family favorite, and for fruit soup, always part of the Julbord dessert array."

SPRITZ
1 cup butter, creamed
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1 egg or 3 egg yolks, unbeaten
1 tsp almond extract
1/2 tsp baking powder
2-1/2 or more sifted cake flour
——-
Add sugar to creamed butter, mix until fluffy. Stir in egg and almond extract. (Add a few drops of green food coloring at this point if you plan to use the Christmas tree shape, which my family always does.) Sift baking powder and cake flour together, stir into the butter/sugar mixture. Don’t over mix! Fill cookie press and force dough onto baking sheets. Bake at 400° for 7-10 minutes, or until edges just start to brown.
Pro tip: use plain metal baking pans; the dough from the cookie press will not stick to no-stick or “easy release” pans.

NORWEGIAN FRUIT SOUP
2/3 cup large pearl tapioca
2 quarts water
1-2 cinnamon sticks
2 tart apples, peeled and thinly sliced)
1 cup prunes
1/2 cup sugar
1 tbsp vinegar
Juice of two lemons (approx 1/4 cup)
2 cups tart cherries & juice (I usually use frozen)
——
Simmer tapioca, apples, and cinnamon sticks in two quarts of water until the tapioca is half done. Add the rest of the ingredients — you can add frozen raspberries, blackberries, or blueberries if you wish, or some tart jelly. Cook until the tapioca is clear, or has a tiny white “eye.” Adjust the taste to your preference with sugar or lemon juice, my family likes it a bit on the tart side. We serve it warm, or hot. I adore it and always stick a few servings in the deep freezer because it is also delicious chilled on a hot summer day.

gjuerne's message: Now, imagine the crew of SSSS gathered around Siv and Torbjorn’s table for Julbord, and Onni and Lalli monopolizing the sweets on the table! Kitty will be trying to swipe a delicious morsel or two of fish, and Emil’s cousins will be up to mischief. God Jul and many thanks to all my fellow Minnions who have brightened my month with delightful art, stories, recipes, and poems!

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Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 11, 2022, 06:52:49 AM
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JoB what a bizarre… what a bizarre everything.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 11, 2022, 07:13:45 AM
JoB, that is certainly a fitting ending to your saga!

Angstt, I love your art! It's uh. A very personal encounter with that moose. Poor Emil.

And Gjuerne's recipe looks wonderful!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 11, 2022, 08:37:10 AM
I remember spritz cookies.  My mom used to make them. She’d put them in a big tin for Xmas eve.  My brother and I used to sneak into the tin.

One year we ate about half of the cookies.  Mom was not amused
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 11, 2022, 11:18:06 PM
I remember spritz cookies.  My mom used to make them. She’d put them in a big tin for Xmas eve.  My brother and I used to sneak into the tin.

One year we ate about half of the cookies.  Mom was not amused

But, it is a tradition - there has to be at least one snitch episode per family?
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 12, 2022, 01:57:59 AM
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Spoiler: open the door • show

I put out the call for members of the Discord server to submit for our calendar, and (as last year) Solveig (solely is the current server nick) has answered the call!

Spoiler: ooooooh • show

The universal language!
(https://i.imgur.com/1byBHZ9.jpg)

This delightful image is a redraw of an unfinished illustration of Minna's, but your humble mod is personally delighted to see this finished.
Spoiler: reference image • show

(https://i.imgur.com/6nbMoOo.jpg)
solely says, "I changed some things, like their expression, Lalli's hat and the shop display"


Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 12, 2022, 07:40:14 AM
I do not remember Minna's original drawing, but I like Solely's way better. 

It is a happy thing
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 12, 2022, 11:34:31 AM
Oh yes, it is lovely! I wonder if Lalli is meant to be sticking his tongue out in a derpy kitten like expression in the original? It's hard to tell. But the expressions are perfect in Solely's version  <3 :sparkle:
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 13, 2022, 02:25:39 AM
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Spoiler: open the door • show


Continuing with a sweet theme, I am delighted to bring you a story from lwise today.  Whether you're in 26F or 26C (like I am), it's a good time to settle in for some fine reading.

Spoiler: show

lwise says, "This is a sequel to a story I have on AO3, Milk and Sugar, (https://archiveofourown.org/works/29848296) but I put in enough background that it should stand alone."

Väinö Lehtinen looked up and down the deserted street in the early morning sunlight before kneeling to pick up the coffee mug.  The deep snow was undisturbed except for the few meters before the door, which he kept shoveled and swept.  Piping hot when he set it out before dawn, the coffee now bore a thin skin of ice.  He flung away the coffee and ducked back into the coffee shop, closing and bolting the door behind him.

Väinö stood for several seconds in the main room, letting his eyes adjust to the dimness.  The room was lit by a single low-power bulb, and few cracks in the boarded-up windows admitted light.  As he stood, he breathed deeply, enjoying the rich scent of coffee beans.  Living above the shop and its crates of beans as he and Pihla did, they were acclimated to the odor and could smell it only after spending time outside.

With his eyes adjusted, he hung his heavy winter coat on the rack by the door, laid his hat and gloves on the shelf, and crossed the open center of the room to the kitchen beyond.  The round tables and the chairs were neatly stacked against the walls, as if one day the coffee shop would reopen.  It had been closed for fourteen months, ever since the Rash disease had swept through, destroying their village and the world.

As he filled the mug with water from the barrel by the sink, Pihla came down the stairs, one hand on the handrail and the other on the wall.  Her night vision was poor, and the dim light made her cautious on the stairs.  Despite the warmth of their potbellied stove, she wore a thick sweater and a knitted scarf.

Pihla gave a nervous laugh.  “I almost feel like we should go look for her.  Like a lost puppy.”

Väinö swished the water around the mug, poured it out, and set the mug on its shelf, turning it to show the name “Aada”. 

Before the coming of the Rash, Aada had been a loyal customer of their shop, appearing every morning for her regular order: coffee with milk and sugar.  Väinö and Pihla had kept the shop open even as their customers fell away one by one until there were none.  They themselves had turned out to be immune to the disease and, having nowhere else to go, had fortified their shop against attacks by monsters.  Before all communications with the outside world failed, they'd learned that those who survived the Rash suffered horrific mutations and became murderously vicious.  With their home secure, the two had settled in to wait for the authorities.

Three weeks later, a hideously deformed creature, a victim of the Rash who had not died, had scratched at their door.  Recognizing the creature as Aada by the patterned silk scarf she still wore, and fearing she would break down the door, they had set out a mug with her regular order; she had drunk it and gone away.  The next morning, she had returned, and they had set out her order again.  Whether to thank them for the coffee, or to protect her supply, she had killed a monster that approached their home.

And so it had gone for fourteen months.

Until three days before, when they suffered the worst cold snap they could remember, and she stopped coming at all.

“It's even colder today,” Väinö said.  “I still think she's just hunkered down somewhere, and she'll be back when it warms up.”

“Maybe.”  Pihla looked out into the main room and sighed.  “Or maybe she tangled with a monster too tough for her.”

“That would be best, you know.”

“Yes, but, you know, I'd miss her.”  They no longer thought of Aada as a monster.  Rather, they pitied her, and had many times discussed whether they should — or even could — put her out of her misery.  They hadn't tried, not knowing how difficult it might be, or how dangerous she might be if injured.

“We'll see when it warms up.  It has to warm up some time.”


***************


They stopped putting out Aada's order, not to save the coffee, for they had far more than enough, but to save the dry milk and sugar.  Väinö shoveled and swept outside the door every day, and they watched for her as they drank their morning coffee in the pre-dawn twilight.  A few days later, the weather broke, the cold becoming merely painful rather than deadly, and Aada forced her way towards them through the deep snow.

Her dark green leathery body was roughly round, a meter across, two mismatched limbs on one side and three on the other, a stubby tail, and a narrow neck about half a meter long ending in a bald head drawn out into a muzzle.  Around her neck she wore a patterned silk scarf, the same scarf she'd worn as their customer so long ago.

“Quick, give me your coffee!” Pihla poured Väinö's black coffee into her own and held the mug out to him.  No instructions were necessary; he took the mug downstairs, poured the coffee into Aada's mug, added dry milk and sugar, and hurried to put her mug outside.  Back upstairs, he and Pihla hugged each other as they watched Aada lift the mug with a distorted hand and raise it to her muzzle-like mouth.


***************


As Christmas approached, they put up Christmas lights around their upstairs window.  These lights, like the regular lights, were powered by a battery, which they kept charged by a stationary bicycle generator.  The Christmas lights meant more work on the bicycle, but were worth it.  They had no tree and no presents, but at least they had Christmas lights.

A few days after they put up the lights, they were drinking their coffee and watching as Aada drank her coffee then paused and looked up at the lights.  Väinö leaned forward to peer more closely at gashes on her leathery hide.  “She's been in another fight.”

Pihla put her forehead against the window to look, squinting.  Her night vision was so poor that even the full moon, now setting, was little help to her.  “Oh, no!  Oh, Väinö, look!  She's lost her scarf!”  Intent on the wounds, he hadn't noticed the missing scarf.  “Her scarf,” Pihla repeated.  “Oh, poor Aada.”  She covered her eyes, unable to hold back sobs.

Väinö pulled his wife into his arms, searching for something to say.  “The fabric store.  Remember that fabric store?  I don't think there's any silk, but there's patterned fabric.  Remember?”

Pihla leaned back and wiped her eyes.  “Could we?  Could we go get some?”

“Of course!  It's only a couple of kilometers.  We can leave about noon and be back well before dark.”

Pihla hugged him tightly, and when they separated, Aada was gone.

They didn't go that day, or the next day, or the next.  The overcast sky and light snow would allow monsters to move by day, and some remained in the village despite Aada's efforts.

At last, the sky cleared, and they skied into the village, shotguns slung over their shoulders.  The fabric shop was in good shape, the door unlocked, and the surrounding snow undisturbed.  Sunlight shone through the picture windows, but they took no risks, checking every shadow with their wind-up flashlights.

“Pastels, no, she needs stronger colors — too garish — nice, but the pattern's too big —”  Väinö watched with a fond smile as his wife went through the fabric, finally coming up with three bolts, which he stuffed in his backpack.

After a wary but uneventful return, they prepared three large scarves with wide, close-sewn hems.  When the scarves were ready, they waited for a clear, windless morning before laying the scarves out on the snow, weighted down with smooth, clean, river-rounded pebbles.  Back in their bedroom, they sipped coffee and waited for Aada.

Aada trudged through the snow to their door, her head lowered, downed her coffee and replaced the mug, before turning to return to wherever she denned by day.

“No!” Pihla whispered.  “No, Aada, don't go.”

Väinö put an arm around her.  “We can screw hooks in the door and hang —”

A breath of wind twitched a corner of a scarf, and Aada's head snapped around, jaws open.  After a moment, she closed her jaws and bent her neck to study the scarves: ruby-red with a delicate geometric pattern, sapphire-blue with a pattern of birds and butterflies, and emerald-green with a pattern of flowers. Väinö and Pihla  held their breaths as they watched, arms around each other's shoulders.  At length, Aada picked up the blue scarf with her taloned hand and held it close to her neck.

The watchers above realized their mistake at that moment.  Aada had two limbs on one side and three on the other, one of which she used as an arm.  But the remaining four limbs were too short to reach her neck, and with only one hand, she couldn't tie the scarf.

“Oh, I can't stand this!”  Pihla pulled away and ran from the room.  It was only as he heard her feet on the stairs that Väinö realized what she intended.  He ran after her, not meaning to stop her, but to face the danger with her.  He reached her just as she opened the door.

“Aada!”

The creature whipped around, her jaws open to show irregular sharp fangs.  Pihla recoiled, stumbling backwards into Väinö, who caught her by reflex.  There was a frozen moment when no one moved.

Pihla gulped audibly.  “Aada.  Let me help.”

Aada stared at her for several seconds before closing her jaws with a snap.  Pihla stepped forward and slowly and cautiously untangled the scarf from the creature's taloned hand, still raised to the long neck.  She folded it diagonally and, after a quick, unreadable glance at Väinö, reached around Aada's leathery neck to tie the scarf in a good knot that would not easily come loose.

Pihla stepped back and took Väinö's hand.  Aada bent her long neck to examine the scarf, and Väinö had the odd thought that she resembled a swan at that instant.  She raised her head to gaze at them.

“We'll keep the other two for you,” Pihla said, her voice shaking just a little.  Aada didn't move.  Väinö wondered if she understood Pihla's words.  “Or you can take them yourself, of course.”

Aada turned and trotted away through the snow, head held high.  She looked back, just for a moment, as they called after her.

“Merry Christmas, Aada.  Merry Christmas.”

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 13, 2022, 02:39:06 AM
I do not remember Minna's original drawing, but I like Solely's way better. 

It is a happy thing

I agree with you.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 13, 2022, 06:13:26 AM
Oh lwise, this is lovely. Human compassion can cross any borders. And wonderful to have you participate in the Calendar!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: lwise on December 13, 2022, 08:26:44 AM
Thank you!  I read every day, but I'm not very comfortable interacting.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 13, 2022, 10:22:28 AM
Lwise,
That was lovely.  Thank you. 
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: lwise on December 13, 2022, 10:24:11 AM
Thank you!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Vulpes on December 13, 2022, 03:46:08 PM
Ouf, finally got out from under the workpile to have a look at the Advent Calendar, and was not disappointed! Wonderful works, all of them! I won't even try to comment on them individually, I'll forget someone and then feel bad. Not to mention it'd get pretty repetitive, seeing as they're all great. And of course I also learned all sorts of interesting random facts. I'd forgotten how often that happens around here. Looking forward to the rest, hopefully I'll be able to pop in daily, rather than doing a nearly two-week binge - how did it get to be the middle of the month already??
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 13, 2022, 05:27:09 PM
Vulpes,
I am glad you are able to visit more often. 
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 14, 2022, 04:29:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/t4ZSYSZ.png)

Spoiler: open the door • show

This is indeed a great time of year for sharing, as dmeck7755 shows us today - although every time of year is good for this, who are we kidding?
Spoiler: belonging • show

(https://i.imgur.com/OYe11UV.jpg)

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 14, 2022, 09:36:53 AM
Sweet boys getting a tree! 😍
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 15, 2022, 04:04:52 AM
I first saw Solveig's art on the discord server, but it's wonderful to see it here too! I think it really captures the spirit of the sketch.

Lwise, wow - your story is beautifully written and heartwarming.

And Dmeck, it looks like both Emil and Lalli are enjoying the tree!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 15, 2022, 07:10:22 AM
Thanks Jitter and Keep Looking.  It is the first "art" I have done in a while.  (we are talking years here ha ha ) The tool I used does not do layers for the background.  So I could not get that to work

It's a start..
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Buteo on December 15, 2022, 01:01:44 PM
dmeck7755, I admire the textures in your picture - especially Lalli's shirt, and the contrast between Emil's and Lalli's hair. You captured the contrasts between the two characters, as well as their similarities. A most heartwarming image!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 15, 2022, 01:58:55 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/LW0pVDi.png)

Many apologies for the late posting, folks, the Forum was down until past your humble mod's bedtime - the disadvantage of time zones.
Spoiler: open the door • show


Without further ado, let us settle in with Jitter for another look at the Victorious Players' preparations for their Christmas show!

Spoiler: Act 2 • show

Act 1 (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1320.30msg193138#msg193138)

Act 2

The festive preparations started. Lucky and Michael were put in charge of procuring yuletide supplies. Emile went home to negotiate about getting his cousins to participate. The kids themselves were thrilled to come, but their parents tried to insist they must be paid. But finally, after Emile reminded them that the kids would be at the theatre on several days a week until Christmas, they agreed. The singers convened to pick Christmas songs that suited their voices and would be well known and popular among the audience.

Soon it was time for the first rehearsal. Lucky somehow managed to get the kids in line, just in time before Lawrence went nuts with them. He was hissing and puffing, but Emile managed to calm him down.

“They are just such huge fans of yours, they can’t keep away from you! But we’ll make sure they don’t crowd you anymore.”

Lawrence settled in his corner, while Owen and Rowan moved around the stage pretending to haul gifts in a sleigh. The kids were asked to just be generally merry. Even though it seemed that the kids interpreted merry as mischievous, after a while they had the basics planned and everybody more or less knew where to stand and what to sing and when.

From there it would be smooth sailing until the show opening!

***

As it turned out, there were some bumps in the road. The shipment of led candles Michael had ordered for decorations was delivered, but Lucky had forgotten to get the ornaments. After having sorted this out the troop encountered several mishaps.

A balloon filled with homemade slime had somehow appeared on top of the doorframe of Lawrence’s dressing room. Lawrence himself moved softly like a cat, but when Emile went in, the balloon landed on his head. His pride and joy, a.k.a. his hair was totally messed up. Emile was so shocked he had to go home to lie down (after a bubble bath, of course).

The stage lights blinked, and sometimes all lights went off, usually just when everyone’s singing was particularly good. It didn’t help with morale.

Rowan received fanmail containing a wrapped present. When he opened it, the present turned out to be a jack-in-the-box, shooting a weird horse-like creature at him. Rowan got badly spooked (“Did… did you see that thing? Its black, empty eyes… and it has far too many legs!”). Owen had to lure him out of his dressing room with coffee and cake, but in the end, Rowan decided to brave the stage again.

Weird noises from the sound system freaked Rowan out again, but luckily only temporarily. Lawrence on the other hand freaked out when ham sandwiches arranged as a break snack contained no ham.

At the opening of the second dress rehearsal there was a tragic moment when everyone in the troop was simultaneously sent to Whamhalla. Michael swore that he never let the offending song anywhere near the tapes used for the show, but what was done was done. Whamageddon claimed them all on the 5th of December. The kids happened to be late on that day, so they were miraculously saved.

When it was time to start decorating, Michael discovered that the crate that was supposedly holding the candles was full of candy.

Owen’s reindeer costume sprouted extra legs overnight, irritating him no end. Emile had to work at super speed to fix it while Lucky was bodily hanging on Owen’s arm to stop him from storming out.

These mysterious occurrences were never explained. It was almost as if there was an anti-Christmas ghost in the theatre! Michael tried to drive it away by shouting:

“I’ll have you know I do NOT appreciate shenanigans. You better watch out, because Santa Claus is coming to town!”

But it was to no avail.

There was another incident however, where the culprit was evident. The kids found Owen backstage, taking a nap before the rehearsal. Hector wanted to follow in his cousin’s footsteps and be a stylist to the stars, and he fancied himself quite the hairdresser already. It was probably for the best that he nicked Owen’s ear before he got very far with his great haircut design. Owen’s fiery curses were likely heard all over the city and beyond, but at least most of his hair (and his ears) were saved.

***

Most of the shenanigans, as the troop had taken to call the mysterious occurrences, were irritating but not actually harmful. One time however the consequences were serious. The lights were gone again and were not turning back on. Ms Victoria sent Michael to the top of the stage to investigate. Unfortunately, an old step gave way under him, and he fell, landing badly on his arm.

“The doctor told me to keep the sling for three weeks.”

“Three weeks? That can’t be! Everything’s ruined! After all the hard work!”

“Pick up your spirits! I can still sit in the chair.”

“We cannot show the children an injured Santa! They will worry about their gifts. The show really is doomed! And so is the troupe!”

“I’m a little surprised to see you reacting so poorly to what happened.”

“But I’ve never experienced failing my crew mates so horribly! We have to pull the season short! Everyone, go home now.”

“Shall we at least have a word with the others, before we pull the plug?”

It turned out that Owen was still unwilling to be Santa, besides he had processed himself as the reindeer already. But he said he knew a Finnish guy who might be just the right man for the role.

“He’s big and imposing and has a great white beard. As well as a Finnish accent. He’ll be cut out for playing Santa.”

“Well, that sounds good. But surely, he’ll be booked for the season already?”

“I don’t think so. He doesn’t really go out looking for work, rather his work comes to him. Plus, he’s known to be… eccentric. He might well be available.”

Mod note: Act 3 - Finale (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1320.120msg193432#msg193432)

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 15, 2022, 02:35:15 PM
Jitter,
That is grand...

wherever the cousins go chaos ensues..

I get a feeling that Väinö Väänänen may make an appearance.. Oh what fun!!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: lwise on December 15, 2022, 03:14:23 PM
Thank you, Keep Looking.

@Jitter, is the first story about the Victorious Players only on the forum?  I know I've read it, and I searched for it on AO3 but couldn't find it.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 15, 2022, 03:20:37 PM
Yes, they are in the YoinkTober 2021 thread (there are several short bits). I probably listed them earlier in this thread when Wave posted Act 1, so on the 5th or 6th.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: thegreyarea on December 15, 2022, 07:41:00 PM
Hi! I'm trying to catch with this amazing calendar! (thanks again, Wave!)

So, one step at a time...

Day 2: JoB's story is very interesting, and left me (and, I suppose, everybody else) wondering where we are going... Cleanser's lives would be really demanding.
As for the place, Trundom looks really well chosen!
(And JoB, while you found it doing just one zoon-in, most swedes wouldn't know exactly what to look for when the infection stroke. Also there's the problem of getting there while civilization falls apart, so maybe just a few people managed to do that in time)
Can't wait to see the rest!

Day 3: dmeck's wonderful collection is fabulous! And has so many intriguing things, like "Bad Santa", "Essence of Grinch" or "Angel Dust" (which sounds suspiciously like something that will get you waaay high...)
Every time I look there's something that I didn't notice before, like two different flasks of "Cold"...
Very well done!

Day 4: Ah! Antillanka's rendition of Kitty is so, so lovely! It just broke my cuteness scale! Delicious!

I hope to come back soon for more. :)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 16, 2022, 01:54:15 AM
Ja, I got pretty discombobulated trying to post this morning before work, so I did not dig up a linkie to the previous section - an oversight I have now rectified within the post.  (I have also finally set up the link on the numeral in the first post.) 

It's not Thanksgiving, but I sure am thankful to our admins Keep Looking & hushpiper!

Now I want to draw Rowan getting freaked out by a Sleipnope-in-the-box, but alas I cannot take the time.  Your turn will come...
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 16, 2022, 02:22:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/isW9Zzz.png)

Spoiler: open the door • show


Today's treat comes to us from thegreyarea, with a seasonal backdrop to a milestone.
Spoiler: first kiss • show


Consider this a teaser for a story that our lovely Grey is working on.  I won't spoil it further, but can you remember your own first kiss?
(https://i.imgur.com/6nIHIWa.jpg)


Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 16, 2022, 03:44:23 AM
"Angel Dust" (which sounds suspiciously like something that will get you waaay high...)
("Angel Dust" is a notable drug (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phencyclidine)'s primary street name, FWIW ...)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Mirasol on December 16, 2022, 07:12:41 PM
I was a bit too busy to comment lately, but the doors were a delight to look at during my lunchbreak everyday! :))
So time to comment on everything real quick:

Jitter, great to see Wave´s drawing being followed up with even more contributions to this crew´s saga! (also I will absolutely use "Whamhalla" in my daily speech now, my mom hates this song so much it´s an apt description xD)

JoB, wow, that is one heck of a concept for a giant boat. But good thing they didn´t actually make it, that would have been a desaster... Great tale!

Wave, finally Anne finds someone who apprechiates her "gross soup"! :'D

And such a cute ARtD-memory! And fOoD!

angsttronaut, that reindeer is so fluffy! <3

Solveig, this illustration turned out so pretty! The changes you made to the sketch really added to it!

Iwise, this was such a lovely story! It really made my day when I read it!

dmeck, I´m glad you´re having fun doing art again! A very sweet drawing, with an appropriate amount of sparkles for Emil  :sparkle: :emil: :sparkle:

Grey, do I see another Advent Calender-saga beginning? :o We are being spoiled this year!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 17, 2022, 01:28:35 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4loidfB.png)

Spoiler:  Open the door • show

Here to bring you more squeeee-sonal cheer is the wonderful Mirasol!   :squirrelcookie: :squirrelcookie: :squirrelcookie:

Spoiler: how to spoil your forumites • show

Mirasol says, "Some festive Toothless from How to train your Dragon! (To bring in some more variety in fandoms for entirely selfish reasons, namely me being obsessed with this franchise since 5th grade... ^^')"
(https://i.imgur.com/UB3OF3T.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/ery4QHe.png)
Mirasol continues, "The costume is inspired by the one he gets in (apparently several) mobile games of the franchise for Snoggletog, as the holiday is called there. One of the gifts he's holding onto in the horizontal picture comes from the Holiday-short "Gift of the Nightfury".
(It takes place in the winter after the events of the first movie. Not sure how legal it would be to share a link here, but it's for free on Youtube in several languages if you want to see it, soooo... :'D)




Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: tehta on December 17, 2022, 04:51:45 AM
Eep, I have missed so many updates!

At least I've commented on some in other forums, unaware the hat they were even Yuletide pieces! But I haven't seen Jitter's story anywhere, so I just wanted to thank her for the amusement, especially the clever connections to canon! Poor Rowan...and poor Ms. Victoria, with her breakdown.

And, while I am commenting on recent entries, I wanted to mention the two latest art pieces. What an adorable dragon, from a film I have actually seen, for once. His cuteness is well-captured. And I wonder who that festive couple could be?


Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 17, 2022, 08:45:52 AM
Mirasol,

HTTYD is one of my favorite movies and the pictures are awesome!! Thank you

Spoiler: show
I happen to like the gift of the night fury very much (gives me the sniffles every time)  Gotta go see if I can find and watch it again!!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 17, 2022, 09:42:29 AM
Such a lovely Toothless, thank you Mirasol!

Are Dmeck amd Grey’s are a continuation? Find tree, bring home, decorate with lights, snuggle?

Tehta I’m glad you mentioned the canon tie-ins, I was wondering if they are too vague. There are also some references to other fanworks although I think more in the Act 3.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 18, 2022, 02:29:57 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/jn6NiGR.png)

Spoiler: open the door • show


Burn the Hanukkah candles, burn the Yule Log, burn the midnight oil shopping online, burn the plum pudding, burn those shoulders playing beach cricket, burn the Chaosmos torches, ahhhh those holiday traditions... Join tehta now for another beloved tradition.

Spoiler: the spirit of Yule • show

“I hate it,” said Lalli.

It was the only accurate statement he could make, under the circumstances. Which were that he had no idea what the… thing… was, but he could already see several reasons to hate it.

For one, it was far too large to be sensible: it towered over the main square like a fancy house. It probably wasn’t a house, though, since it was made of straw, which was a poor building material, especially in a town full of Cleansers. (And which was horribly, hatefully itchy, of course. Just looking at all the straw made Lalli want to scratch himself.) And then, it had a weird shape, a bit like a moose beast with extra horns and legs, but more lumpy.

“Yeah, it’s pretty ugly.” Emil had stopped looking at him expectantly, and gone back to staring at the thing, craning his neck to take it all in.

“And weird,” Lalli pointed out.

“And weird. Although, I think that’s on purpose? It’s meant to look like a beast.”

“I have never seen a beast like that.”

“Have you seen all the beasts?”

From anyone else, this question would have been an obvious mockery, but stupid Emil with his smiling face was fully capable of believing that Lalli had, in fact, seen all the different types of beasts. Which actually made it possible for Lalli to admit the embarrassing truth. “I haven’t. Especially not  in Sweden. Is it a Swedish beast?”

“No, I think it’s made up. And by a sick mind! Just look at that tongue.” Emil pretended to shudder, bumping Lalli’s shoulder with his own, but not in a bad way. “Ugh.”

The tongue in question was bright red, made of cloth, and ridiculously long: it hung almost all the way to the ground. “Some beasts do have tongues like that,” said Lallli. “To extract food from small places.”

“It looks more like something used to capture live prey while it’s trying to hide. In small places.”

Yeah, that’s exactly what Lalli had said? He shrugged.

“Anyway.” Emil had replaced his mock-disgusted expression with a determined one. “I need to set it on fire.”

Of course he did. And, for once, Lalli felt exactly the same way. “Okay,” he said.

“I actually have a very good reason, this time!” continued Emil confusingly, as if Lalli had not already agreed to help him. “You see, there is this tradition, going back to the Ancient World. Every winter, Swedish towns build these beasts, and every year, the local Cleansers set them on fire. It’s supposed to bring good luck in the coming year.”

So, a religious ritual. Lalli had noticed that the allegedly godless Swedes did have quite a few of them, even if they seemed determined to deny it. Sweden really was a very, very stupid country.

Even Emil… He was clearly the best Swede, and Lalli had been right to pick him, no matter what Onni believed, but he wasn’t very logical. “It can’t be an Ancient tradition,” Lalli told him. “There were no Cleansers back then.”

“Oh, right.” Emil frowned. “Well, I guess some other group would have been responsible for the fires. But I know these straw beasts existed, even back then! I have seen pictures… Well, one picture. Of the Ancient beast, not of the fire.” He sighed. “I have never actually seen the fire.”

“Until this year,” said Lalli. “When do you want to start it?”

“I am not sure. I mean… Here’s the thing. See those guys milling about by the feet of the beast?”

Lalli nodded. “Yeah.”

“They’re from the town guard, and they are going to, well, guard it. Starting right now. It’s part of the tradition: guards protect the Gävle beast–that’s what it’s called, I don’t know why, maybe it’s an Ancient word for Yule–and Cleansers evade the guards to set it on fire.”

This tradition made exactly as little sense as all other Swedish customs. “How do they protect it? Just by patrolling the area?”

“Yes, day and night.”

“That’s dumb. We don’t need to be very close to the thing to set it on fire. We could just throw one of your explosives at it.”

“Yeah, people used to do that sort of thing a lot, at first. With fire-setting bows and spears, mostly. So now there’s another rule: when setting the fire, the Cleansers must touch the beast, and to prove that they have, they must collect a trophy.”

“Like, a piece of the thing?”

“That’s right! This trophy is then presented at the Cleansers’ Yule banquet. A head is traditional.” Emil looked up again. “Straw is pretty light, isn’t it?  So we could probably carry that head between us, right? I think the other teams will have more than two members, and, yes, we could try to recruit more people, but, well… it’s not like we have many friends in our unit.”

His face turned sad, the way it usually did when he talked about the other Cleansers, and about how he had expected them to like him now that he was good at stuff, and how shocking it was that skill seemed to annoy them just as much as lack of skill did. Lalli’s attempts to offer comfort by explaining that there was nothing wrong with being disliked by stupid, unreliable people never seemed to help at all. So, this time, he didn’t even try. He decided to change the subject to something more promising, instead.

“There are teams?” he asked. “Is this a competition?”

“It is, yes. The victorious Cleansers are rewarded with a large amount of alcohol, to be shared with their unit. And I think our unit would really like that. And, hopefully, like us, too, for winning it! Unit Twelve has never won anything, you know.”

This did make sense to Lalli. Unit Twelve–their unit–was particularly incompetent. And particularly fond of drinking. “So who wins, usually? And do you know how they do it?”

“It’s usually Unit Five, and their methods are pretty well-known. They tend to cause a public distraction–the first time they won, they sent sheep running through the square; last year some of them dressed up as an attacking giant–and then to immobilize the distracted guardsmen before cutting off the head and setting the fire.”

“That sounds complicated.”

“Yeah,” said Emil. “We obviously can’t pull off anything like it. But I thought you might have some other ideas? More, you know, scout-like ones?”

Lalli considered the beast: its bright, flapping tongue, its lumpy body, the angle of its legs. And then, the number of the guards, and their patrol patterns.

“I do,” he said. “Come on, let’s get ready.”


***


Emil crouched behind a bench at the edge of the square, feeling nervous. And, worse, scruffy. Like a bum. Lalli had insisted that he wear a particularly dull, dark outfit, complete with a hat to hide his hair, which would have been bad enough, but then he had also rubbed soot into Emil’s face. Emil had tried to protest, but there really hadn’t been enough time: they had decided to start as soon as it was dark, to give the other teams fewer chances to win.

Anyway, maybe it wasn’t so bad. Maybe the soot was actually flattering? It definitely looked good on Lalli: the dark stripes across both his cheeks really brought out his eyes.

But this was no time to be thinking about… fashion. It was time to focus on the task at hand! Emil stared at the hind leg of the beast, the one with the gentlest slope. At any moment now, Lalli would be back, to give him the signal to climb it. And then…

And then: fire!

Emil slid a hand into his pocket, checking on his supplies yet again. Feeling them under his fingers sent a surge of excitement–and optimism–through his body. He stared at the beast some more, imagining how the glorious flames would spread across the dry straw. The sloping hind leg might even be the last part to go, a final, defiant torch, bright against the night sky!

“Psst!”

Emil almost gave a little scream, clapping his hand over his mouth just in time as he looked around wildly, scanning the darkness.

“Here,” said Lalli. From right next to him. Wow, those clothes and the soot really worked! Emil had not seen him approach, at all.

“So?” Emil asked. “What do you think?”

“You can make it easily. When it gets steep, just use the rope.”

“What rope? Why would there be a ro– Wait, did you put it there?” As often with Lalli, Emil felt outclassed. “You’ve already been up top, then?”

Lalli did not bother to reply. He just stared towards the beast for a few seconds, his eyes glowing faintly, before giving Emil a small push.

“Now! Run!”

So Emil ran towards the chosen leg, his heart pounding–because of the excitement, not because of the effort, obviously–and then clambered up as quickly and quietly as he could. A little past the knee, where the slope got steeper, his grasping hands encountered a not-straw-like sort of coarseness that could only be a rope. With its aid, completing the climb was no different from getting over some of the obstacles on the Cleansers’ training course. Easy!

At the top of the beast’s main body, he paused, but he barely had time to catch his breath before Lalli was passing him and leading the way across the creature’s back, towards the neck.

Emil opened his bottle of accelerant and followed at a slower pace, leaving behind a thin trail of the pungent liquid.

“I hope the guards don’t smell that,” he whispered once he caught up.

“Shh,” replied Lalli. ”Listen.”

When Emil obeyed, he heard two interesting things. First, the sounds of a distant but approaching commotion–a happy one, all songs and cheers–and, then, the reaction of the guards below. This started with a few quiet murmurs of “What is that?” and “Isn’t it early for the Cleansers?”, but a drill-sergeant-like voice soon asserted its dominance.

“Silence!” it bellowed. “Assume defensive positions! Stay alert! And don’t fall for Cleanser tricks!”

When Emil peered downwards, he noted that the guards he could see did, in fact, seem very alert. They had ceased their patrols and now stood, batons in hand, in front of the beast, looking around carefully and paying only minimal attention to the card that had just rolled into the square.

Emil admired their focus. He himself could not help staring at the brightly-decorated, brightly-lit cart, topped by a small group of beautifully-clad musicians performing an Ancient anthem. The singer, dressed in a golden outfit whose sparkle filled Emil with envy and longing, punctuated her performance by reaching into a sack at her side and tossing something into the gathering audience.

It looked like… confetti? Heavy confetti, which glittered in the lamplight as it tumbled to the ground?

No, Emil realized as he watched the audience scramble to collect it. Not confetti: coins! He felt a bit dumb not to have realized this immediately, given the words of the song. The very, very catchy song.

“Money, money, money!” he found himself singing under his breath, in time with the singer. Oh, he really did love Ancient music!

A sharp elbow in his side brought Emil back to his senses. “Start the fire,” Lalli said.

Right, the fire! It was the one thing better than Ancient music, and Emil really wanted to start it. But… “But the guards are still so alert. They will see it at once!”

“Yes, they will,”  said Lalli. “Escape will be hard. We will have to split up. You go first and distract them, while I get away with the trophy.”

“They’ll catch me!” Emil didn’t want to sound cowardly, but he really didn’t like the look of the guards’ batons.

“Yeah, but if you make a lot of noise, and I use my luonto, I am sure I can–”

“No. I have a better idea.” Emil drew his sword. “Let’s cut off the head, like I wanted to in the first place.”

Lalli frowned at him, but only briefly, before nodding.

The catchy money song helped, by setting a good working rhythm, and even by providing some sound-cover. Some, but not enough: by the time Emil was three-quarters through the neck, he could see a few of the guards glancing upwards. Pointing upwards, even.

He redoubled his efforts, leaning out over the existing gash in a way that felt rather dangerous.

“I got the trophy.”  Lalli appeared at his side. “Let’s go.”

“Right, I just need to–”

The straw of the beast’s neck glowed with a faint blue light before splitting apart with a dramatic tearing sound. A few people shouted, louder than even the music. Emil recognized the drill-sergeant-like voice.

“To me! Protect the head!”

Yes! The plan was working! But there was no time to lose. Emil had wanted to savor the moment of setting the fire, but instead he was off the moment he was sure the flames had taken, racing down the beast’s back, towards the rear. He could not find the rope (Was this even the correct leg? There were so many!) so he half-slid, half-scrambled down without it, his palms burning. He hit the ground hard, and then a guard ran at him, arms outstretched as if in a hug, so he feinted to the right and ducked under the man’s left elbow.

He didn’t stop running until he was back behind the bench.

When he looked out over it, he forced himself to search for signs of pursuit (luckily, none) and to check on the head (now the site of a small battle between the guards and a small group of newcomers) before allowing himself to stare at the fire.

It had not reached its full glory yet, but it was already spectacular: tall flames ran the length of the beast’s back like a crest. As Emil watched, the crest widened, spreading down the creature’s sides. The center of the square was bright with firelight now. It reflected off the musicians’ costumes as they ran to join the fray.

Oh right, there was no music anymore, apart from the subtle roar of the flames.

“Nice fire,” said Lalli, who had obviously made it too. “Do you want a coin?”

“What?” Emil tore himself away from the burning beast to look down into Lalli’s left hand, which was full of small shiny disks. And then at his right hand, which held a single disk. This one less shiny, as if the gold had been peeled away.

“They’re sweets,” Lalli explained.

“Oh! Sure.”

Emil took a coin, and nibbled on it, savoring the sweet taste of victory as he watched his first Gävle beast burn.


***


The Yule party was exactly as terrible as Lalli had expected: painfully confusing, with all the bright lights, odd smells, and especially all the sounds. So many loud objects bumping against each other–crockery, cutlery, furniture–and so many people, all talking and shouting and occasionally shrieking. About what, he had no idea: although his Swedish was obviously great now, picking out individual words in the great wall of noise was impossible.

He would have left immediately, but Emil had promised that it wouldn’t be long before their moment came. So, he coped as best he could, pulling his knees up to his chest and curling in on himself, and trying to block out reality by focusing on magical threats. It worked pretty well. There were no trolls nearby, and the ones he could sense off in the distance felt muted enough to be comfortingly familiar rather than distressing.

When Emil finally nudged him, he took a deep breath and uncurled slightly, coming back to the party. It had improved a little: most people had stopped talking. Only Captain Lundh, the one with the purple nose, was speaking now, from a standing position in front of the officers’ table.

Lalli didn’t listen to the exact words, but the expectant look with which the Captain finished his speech was probably a request for beast-related information. Anyway, Emil was already standing up, so Lalli put his feet down and joined him.

“Captain Lundh!” shouted Emil. “We–”

Before he could announce their victory, however, the door of the mess hall burst open, letting in a strange crowd: about half of Unit Five, a half-singed straw construction held aloft on their shoulders. While Emil cursed and muttered something about unnecessary dramatics. Lalli stood up on his chair for a better look.

Right. The construction was, indeed, the straw-beast’s head. It looked, if anything, uglier than before, and also a little bit pathetic.

“Unit Five claims its prize!” shouted one of the beast-bearing women. “Behold our trophy!”

With that, the group threw the singed head down onto the ground by the officers’ table.

The captain stepped closer to inspect it. “Yes, that seems legit,” he said, giving it a little unaimed kick that sent it wobbling. “Unit Five, you have, once again–”

“You did not even look in its mouth!”

The shout had come from Emil’s direction. When everyone in the room turned to stare towards him, Lalli did so as well, although he didn’t really need to look at his friend to know that his face was bright red, much like the small cloth bundle he held in his hands.

Interestingly, the Captain had turned even redder. “I beg your pardon?”

“Sorry. Sorry! I only meant– Well, we–” Emil shut his mouth, squared his shoulders, and took a deep breath before yelling, “Unit Twelve claims its prize! Behold our trophy!”

And then he raised the bindle and, with the smooth motion he normally used to throw explosives, tossed it down the length of the table. As it fell, it unfurled, draping itself gracefully over assorted cups and plates.

Lalli had been wrong: its color did not match anyone’s face. It was much, much brighter.

In the silence that followed Emil’s claim, he heard the Unit Five woman cursing and muttering something about unnecessary dramatics.

The Captain meanwhile, stared at the table for a while, his gaze taking in the full length of the tongue. Then, he shrugged, and kicked the head once again, this time in a more focused fashion. Its mouth lolled open, revealing the scarlet base of its cut-off tongue.

“Yes, that seems legit,” he said. “Unit Twelve–”

“No!” shouted the Unit Five woman. “I must object! That pathetic scrap proves nothing. Västerström probably stole it from our quarters. Or got his pet Finn to do it! You know those scouts, they are–”

“The rules are clear,” said the Captain. “The unit with the most convincing trophy wins. Even if they stole it, according to the Post-Fire Theft Amendment of Sixty Two.”

“A tongue is hardly even a trophy!”

“It’s a perfect example of a sub-trophy, as described in the Plucked Eyes Amendment of Forty Seven. The one that states that sub-trophies trump trophies. Have you even read the rules, Holmberg?”

In response, the woman glared. Not at the Captain, at least not for more than a second: at Emil. Most of Unit Five followed suit, and a few even supplemented their glares with assorted gestures. Lalli did not understand all of them–they were probably Swedish–but the ones he did recognize were obviously threatening.

So, in spite of their clear victory, Emil’s plan, to make friends through their victory, was a clear failure. It made Lalli feel sad–and even helpless. This was not the sort of problem he had trained for.

The Captain, seemingly unaware of the threats, continued. “Now that’s all settled,” he said, “Unit Twelve, step forward–”

“One moment!” Emil’s face looked, if anything, even redder than before. “If I might make a suggestion?”

The Captain sighed. “What is it now, Västerström?”

“As someone who was actually there, I do not think Unit Five lost to us, exactly,” said Emil. “They made their move at exactly the same time we made ours. It’s just luck that we got the better trophy.”

What was he doing? Lalli scowled at such blatant lies.

As did the captain. “So?”

“So, it seems only fair that…” Emil took a deep breath. “That our two units share the prize.”

The captain shook his head. “Seriously, does nobody read the rules? They make no provision for sharing.”

“Well, they should, in cases like this. So maybe you could just… amend them?”

“I must second this,” the Unit Five woman put in. “We all love amendments. They\re so fun to read!”

The Captain stared at her, then at Emil, and then over his own shoulder, towards the officers’ table–and his drink. When he turned back, his face was set. “Fine,” he said. “I’ll add an amendment. Tomorrow. For now, Units Twelve and Five may claim the prize together, as long as they do so quickly and with no further argument. Otherwise, I might be tempted to confiscate it.”

From his position high on his chair, Lalli watched as several members of both units rushed towards the prize and, after exchanging a few words, grabbed all the bottles and strode out of the room. Together.

“Come on.” Emil grabbed his arm. “Let’s join the party!”


***


It turned out that, traditionally, the prize-drinking party took place in the barn.

“It’s to keep the booze safe from the rest of the Cleansers,” Emil had explained. Rather hastily, as several people, from both units, were clamoring for his attention.

After verifying that none of them looked immediately threatening, Lalli left him to it and climbed up into the loft, from where he could observe everything in peace.

It was annoying and a bit unfair, having to share the victory with dumb Unit Five, who had almost ruined the whole mission. He could see that the two units didn’t exactly love sharing, either: he noticed a few exchanges of snarls and insults. But none of these developed into an outright fight, and, over time, everyone seemed to relax.

Especially once the singing started.

The small choir that formed itself at the edge of the party, singing the repetitive song from the town square, contained members of both units. Most notably, the woman from the Yule party, and Emil, who looked very happy.

Lalli watched him for a bit. Eventually, Emil noticed, and slipped away from the choir. A minute later, he appeared at the top of the loft ladder, drink in hand.

“Behold the spirit of Yule!” he announced, waving the hand around in a wide gesture.

“You’re spilling your drink.” Lalli told him. “And what are you talking about? Some sort of ghost?”

“What ghost? I didn’t… Oh, right. No, the spirit of Yule is what we call this drink. Which is not mine, it’s yours.” He thrust the drink in Lalli’s direction, spilling a few more drops. “Just try it! You won’t hate it, I promise.”

Well, it did seem to smell okay: the scent coming from the mug was a little spicy, like the best sort of baked goods. Lalli accepted it, and took a cautious sip. Then another.

“You’re right,” he told Emil. “I don’t hate it.”

The warmth of the drink spread throughout his body as, down below, the two units continued to mingle.

 :lalli: :emil: :lalli: :emil: :lalli: :emil:

mod's note:  apparently there's a live feed of the 2022 goat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqvguE5cKT0).  The soundtrack is mellow piano renditions of Christmas songs, so mute it if that isn't your thing.  As at this writing (which is a wee while ahead of posting), the Goat was intact.  By the time you click into it... who knows?

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 18, 2022, 05:07:16 AM
Ah, Emil. Never going not to get associated with the post-Rash Gävle traditions in the fan works ... ;D

mod's note:  apparently there's a live feed of the 2022 goat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqvguE5cKT0).  The soundtrack is mellow piano renditions of Christmas songs, so mute it if that isn't your thing.  As at this writing (which is a wee while ahead of posting), the Goat was intact.  By the time you click into it... who knows?
Still Emil-hair-golden, and I didn't know that RL Gävle is inhabited by pixlies. >:D

(So help me, the first instrumental it played to me was King Size Dick (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Size_Dick)'s Dat wor Weihnachten, wo ich su off drahn denk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qtp2cVuDkc) ... XoX
Edit: Well, to me, that is. Apparently the melody (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Rest_You_Merry,_Gentlemen) has seen other, in particular much older, uses.)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: tehta on December 18, 2022, 05:38:51 AM
Sorry if you found my story cliche, Job! I was actually rather worried about that, and even had an author's note sort of apologizing for it, but the mod didn't include it.  (I let it slide because Yule is such a cliche-ridden time, overall....)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 18, 2022, 07:40:19 AM
Sorry if you found my story cliche, Job!
Heavens, no, that's not what I wanted to say! Emil officially is a cleanser with a matching pyro (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I) streak, and what Swedish custom's more appropriate to link to that than the Gävle Goat¹. No more cliché than myself chaining (again) the post-Rash Swedes to the Advanced Technological Project Du Jour in my own contribution.

¹ I admit that it was still news to me that that burning thing started the very first year it was erected (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VFZqFehsZ8) ... so, left unharmed in 16 years out of 51 (1966-2016), huh? (Counting all years presented, including incidents like "drunk person climbed leg" or "helicopter abduction attempted", as "harmed".)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 18, 2022, 11:25:24 AM
Tehta, your story is great! And it’s another different version, so it’s not repetitive at all! Please don’t worry. And very mature of Emil to suggest splitting the profits, even though Unit 5 clearly was cheating (they got the head, but didn’t set the fire!)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 18, 2022, 12:47:37 PM
Tehta,

Very good.  I like how magnanimous Emil is.  He has grown.  What better way to celebrate Yule with peace and sharing.

Thank you
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 18, 2022, 06:15:51 PM
I did not include tha apology because ...well, I didn't feel one was warranted? 
It was an awesome story, and I could practically hear the Mission Impossible-style background music as Lalli apprised the situation and came to a plan.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 19, 2022, 03:37:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/9fBdnO7.png)

Spoiler: open the door • show


This year the 19th (or more accurately sunset on the 18th) was the first day of Hanukkah.  Your humble mod wavewright62 reprises an illustration from the holiday, but now with a wee bit more information.

Spoiler: good oil • show

Commentary:  The Festival of Lights celebrates a miracle - a ransacked temple was reconsecrated, but there was only a little of the oil needed to light the eternal flame, maybe one days' worth.  The nearest source of proper oil was 4 days' travel each way, but somehow that tiny bit of oil lasted eight days until a courier was able to return with more oil.  Therefore the celebration of the festival has come to include the eating of foods fried in oil, such as doughnuts and potato pancakes. 
(https://i.imgur.com/HGFJCrG.png)
The crew is pictured enjoying the season in typical fashion. 
 :sigrun:  :tuuri: Sigrun & Tuuri are playing dreidl, the teaching game disguised as more socially acceptable (at the time) gambling. The driedl is a 4-sided top, with each side emblazoned with a letter standing for a lesson.  To play the gambling game, each player antes in (many families use gelt, those chocolate coins that come in little net bags at this time of year), and take turns spinning the dreidl, with the letter that lands face up determining what happens: you win the whole kitty (gimel), you win half (hei), nothing happens (nun), or you have to pay in an extra ante (shin).  Sigrun keeps getting the gimel.
 :lalli: Lalli is munching on a jelly doughnut, of course.
 :reynir: Reynir is helping, getting ready to set up the menorah or hanukkiah.  You always use the center candle to light the other candles, and each night you add one more candle. The candles themselves are usually mixed bright colours, and they only burn for about an hour.
 :emil: Emil is eager to help light the candles! Cleanser gear is overkill, though.  Probably.
 :onni:  :mikkel: Mikkel is frying up some tasty potato pancakes, which is a popular type of latke.  (Spinach, rice, cheese, leftover meat, broccoli...any savoury mix you can get to hold together long enough to fry in the oil, it's a latke.)  Per the recipe below, you start by grating together the potatoes and the onions.  Onni is crying from the onions, of course.  No other reason.


Here is a good basic recipe for yummy latkes, aka potato pancakes:
 :V :V Latkes  :V  ^-^
Grate together: 5 medium potatoes and 1 small onion (I tend to leave the potato skins on).  I alternate potato and onion, as the onion juice helps prevent the potato from oxidising.
Let stand for about 5 minutes - press out and discard any excess liquid.
Mix in: 2 large eggs, 3T flour, 1T oil (I use sunflower, but you can use olive, canola, etc), salt & pepper to taste.
Fry in hot oil until done in the middle and crispy on the edges.
I'll put in a heaping soupspoonful and flatten it a bit to be relatively even thickness, and not very thick - maybe about 10-15cm/4-6 inches in diameter only.  After all, the whole point is exposing the surface to the oil!



Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 19, 2022, 05:49:19 AM
Thank you Wave and happy Hanukkah! I love Emil’s crazy person demeanor :) And Mikkel looks like a competent cook here!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: tehta on December 19, 2022, 06:44:41 AM
Thanks wave! It's nice to see (some of) the boys cooking and the girls relaxing. (In my family, the opposite was pretty strongly enforced until a few years ago.)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 19, 2022, 07:22:02 AM
I did not include tha apology because ...well, I didn't feel one was warranted? 
It was an awesome story, and I could practically hear the Mission Impossible-style background music as Lalli apprised the situation and came to a plan.

I agree it is an awesome story.  The other Gävle Goat is a very different story.  Both are entertaining. 

Lalli is most clever :)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 19, 2022, 07:31:29 AM
Wave,
I love the drawing.  Poor Onni with his red nose and tears.  That is a mighty big onion he is grating Looks like it could be a storage onion. (Which makes the tears worse.  Unless he let it sit outside for about 15 minutes.)

My mom uses to make these all the time for us (a real treat).  She'd serve with sour cream, and apple sauce on the side.  Being little we went for the apple sauce :)

If I am in a hurry, I buy the frozen bag od shredded potatoes to make them.  (Though you really need to squeeze the water out.  Fresh potatoes are best.). I have even made them with leftover mashed potatoes. 

Everyone looks to be happy to be together (Even teary Onni in some way).

Oh wow now I need to make some ...
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 19, 2022, 01:53:44 PM
And a Latke link :)

https://www.myjewishlearning.com/the-nosher/the-real-history-of-potato-latkes-will-surprise-you/?utm_source=Nosher_Maropost&utm_campaign=Nosher&utm_medium=email (https://www.myjewishlearning.com/the-nosher/the-real-history-of-potato-latkes-will-surprise-you/?utm_source=Nosher_Maropost&utm_campaign=Nosher&utm_medium=email)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Róisín on December 19, 2022, 08:37:16 PM
Happy Hannukah! The story and the drawing both are delightful! And I make pretty good potato pancakes myself, though the Irish recipe is a little different.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 20, 2022, 02:20:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/rIeFirE.png)

Spoiler: open the door • show


Please join Keep Looking in a moment of reflection.  We remember.

Spoiler: go farther in lightness • show

Keep Looking comments, "This is a poem for Tuuri. I've done a lot of hard things this year and have had to try and hold in balance grieving for the way the world has hurt those around me, but also still trying to see the wonder and beauty the world contains. "Go farther in lightness" and such."

Can you love the thing that kills you
The wonders of a world to learn?
A world so harsh not meant to hold you
The brightest light, the fastest burn

He told you that the world would kill you
He faced it all with doubt and fear
In every corner monsters chase you
Tearing all that you hold near

Yet in the place he said would kill you
Were wonders - buildings, books and art
Knowledge that could lift or crush you
Crewmates to hold close to heart

And even as the night ensnared you
Your courage kept the fires on
Coaxing engines to obey you
To carry friends away from harm

You thought the world would surely spare you
You held your hope until the end
A spark snuffed out as ocean claimed you
Carried far from kin and friend

He was right and so we lost you
Yet maybe he was also wrong
Would a cage have ever kept you
Seeker of the wide world’s song?

Was this journey worth it to you
Even though it ended here?
Would adventure still have called you
Knowing what you had to fear?

We live inside a world that kills you
It must be brave to see the spark
Among the things that bite and tear you
The wonder held despite the dark




Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Róisín on December 20, 2022, 03:35:14 AM
That poem is so beautiful! Thank you!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 20, 2022, 07:01:20 AM
Hauntingly beautiful! Thank you Keep!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 20, 2022, 07:12:39 AM
Keep Looking,
That had me sniffling.  It was beautiful and felt very fitting for Tuuri.  She was the bright light

Thanks!!  <3 :tuuri: <3
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Mirasol on December 20, 2022, 07:22:24 AM
tehta, to quote Red from OSP: Most tropes are tropes because they work. And "Emil and the Gävlegoat" happens to work very well. (The actual goat is still standing!) It might be a prompt I´ve come across before, but I mean we see in various events how different the interpretations can turn out for the same topic. :))

Happy Hannukah, Wave, and to the others who celebrate it! :) Lovely illustration, but now I´m hungry... :P I should try latkes perhaps. They sound delicious! (EDIT: haha, turns out as I was writing this, my mom was cooking Swiss´ potatopancakes with scrambled eggs. So I did in the end get something similar :'D)

Keep, that was indeed beautiful! I keep rereading it! :tuuri:
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 20, 2022, 08:30:17 AM
Jitter, another exciting instalment in your saga of the players! If only they could make some christmas luck stick...

Grey, I love your illustration! In a rather unromantic turn of events, my first kiss was with a friend in high school when I was 16 out behind some buildings in the back part of the school where nobody went. I had no romantic attachment to this friend and it was just out of curiousity (I wanted to see what kissing felt like). In all honesty it was kinda disappointing - I think the lack of any feelings or attraction makes the sensation of kissing rather unappealing.

Tehta, your story was a wild and entertaining ride! As others have said before me, I think Emil and the Gavle Goat is a timeless trope full of potential for lots of shenanigans, and you certainly delivered! I also felt the characterisation really came through.

Wave, your illustrations are as expressive and entertaining as always! If I ever want to try my hand at making Latkes, I'll be sure to follow your recipe - they sound delicious. Happy Hannukah to all who are celebrating!

And thanks to everyone who liked my poem. I think it was something I needed to write for the end of the year.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: thegreyarea on December 20, 2022, 08:39:53 AM
I'm still neck deep in work, so it's been hard to catch up with so much awesomeness! Well done friends!

Meanwhile...
Are Dmeck amd Grey’s are a continuation? Find tree, bring home, decorate with lights, snuggle?
Well, it wasn't supposed to be the boys' first kiss but...

(shipping warning: Don't click on the spoiler if you're not* on the EmiLalli bandwagon)

Spoiler: show
(https://i.postimg.cc/qqnNRXqX/first-kiss-Emi-Lalli.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Lg99QPzn)

Why not?  ;)

 :sparkle::emil: <3 :lalli: :sparkle:


*: Is there really anyone not in that bandwagon? I'm still to meet that person. :)

*EDIT* : The above comment does not mean, by any way, a critique to anyone who has a different opinion/view on Emil/Lalli's relation.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 20, 2022, 08:55:28 AM
Is there really anyone not in that bandwagon?
Yes, but that likely speaks more about myself than anyone else, fictional or not.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: thegreyarea on December 20, 2022, 02:04:03 PM
Yes, but that likely speaks more about myself than anyone else, fictional or not.
Sorry JoB. Of course you have every right to feel whatever you want to feel about their relationship, or any other. It's just that E+L became so common on our talks and fics and stories here at the Forum that one tends to forget different sensibilities might exist...
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 20, 2022, 07:06:15 PM
I have to admit that I am also, not a shipper.  Like JoB, romance doesn't suit my personal tastes.  I occasionally include acknowledgement of ships in my works but as background only. That said, I remember the fallout from the ship wars in the early days of the fandom, and have learnt to live & let live.  I am a reformed anti-shipper.

As far as Emilalli goes, I have more sympathy with those works that portray Lalli as reticent and inward with his feelings, given to small gestures of affection, rather than full-blown PDAs.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: tehta on December 20, 2022, 09:30:33 PM
Keep, that is so beautiful! Especially the last verse, which works so well outside the fandom context. (Especially if one interprets "kills you" metaphorically.)

(I am obviously a shipper, but my interest in romance is secondary to my interest in watching all these characters be weird and quirky. And the Emilalli paring has maximum weirdness potential! Still, stories where e.g. Lalli acts like a normal romantic boyfriend don't scratch any itch for me, while ones where they act like friends, but odd ones, do, It's why many of my stories involving them are Emil & Lalli, not Emilalli.)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 21, 2022, 12:54:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/zp2UDMv.png)

Spoiler: open the door • show


From the sublime back to ...well, not ridiculous per se, but certainly a bit of light comic relief, courtesy of the Victorious Players troupe.  Jitter, take it away! 

Spoiler: victorious players christmas show act 3 • show

Catch up with Act 1 (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1320.30msg193138#msg193138) and Act 2 (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=1320.75msg193336#msg193336)

Act 3

Owen’s acquaintance, Väinö Väänänen, turned out to be exactly what Owen had promised. He looked and sounded just like Santa. Hector, Annabelle and Shaun were to be the test subjects for gift wishes. Väinö played his part brilliantly. He made it crystal clear to them that he WILL know if they’ve been bad or good.

“I see very far. I mean very, very far. So, take my advice. A simple solution to a simple problem: be good! No more pranks!”

“But we never…”

“It is as I told you already. Nothing goes unnoticed. I have you written down in my log book.”

Miraculously, there were none of the little mishaps after that.

***

The Christmas Shows went splendidly. The divas of course sang wonderfully. New candles had been acquired, and the entire theatre was a-glint with their tiny (electric, to Emile’s great disappointment) lights. The costumes were beautiful and sparkling. Lawrence was a perfect Christmas tree, and children in the audience were mesmerized when he sang “O Tannebaum”.

Emile had felt sorry for Owen-Rudolph being the only reindeer, so he had added a little bird on one of the antlers to keep him company. With it, and the red nose hiding some of his face, Owen looked almost merry. Rowan was in his element as the most helpful of the elves, and Annabelle, Hector and Shaun were on their best behavior.

Children, and surprisingly, especially their parents, loved Väinö as the Santa. After the first concert, the remaining two sold out within a day, and they ended up giving two extra shows. The money trouble was beaten!

***

After the last of the shows, it was time for Väinö to return to his home in Finnish Lapland. But he had a little something for all of them. Presents!

“Oh, you shouldn’t have! You saved our Christmas by coming here!”

“Oh, this is a very safe time of the year to leave my station unattended.”

“Well, that’s good. And thank you so much for coming. But really, we don’t need presents.”

“Please don’t complain. Just pick up your items. And avoid great suffering!”

“Ah, um, yeah, ok. Thank you, Väinö”. He really was a bit eccentric. But very efficient in his way.

The presents were lovely. Ms Victoria got a book, All About Spades – touching tale of a young woman, who must find her destiny. Emile received a beautiful, glittering hairbrush, with his initials carved onto the handle. It was beautiful. It was in fact a perfect hairbrush.

Rowan fell immediately in love with his baby lamb cuddly toy. “I will call him Bjaa-a-a-aarni. It sounds like a nice name.” He also loved the little owl statuette that was Owen’s gift. Owen naturally didn’t say anything, but he looked vaguely pleased for a full five seconds.

Lucky’s package held an antique camera, which she immediately happily examined. Michael was presented with a cookery book The Fat Dane – Cooking with hygge. Soups, smørgåsbord and other Danish delicacies.

But the most best gift was for Lawrence. He got a Rubik’s cube, which he loved with all his heart and mind.

***

Jitter comments, "And so, the curtain closes once more, and the Victorious Company withdraws for a well-received Christmas break with their gifts, and their minds full of wonder. What would have happened, if they didn’t accept the gifts?"

mod's comment: Mayyybe he'd put them back in his cabinet?




Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on December 21, 2022, 01:15:09 AM
Is there really anyone not in that bandwagon? I'm still to meet that person. :)

/me is an &, not a /.
/me has always been an &.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: thegreyarea on December 21, 2022, 04:33:09 AM
/me is an &, not a /.
/me has always been an &.
As I said to JoB, each person has every right to feel whatever they want to feel about their relationship, or any other. My comment wasn't meant to be a criticism of those who see it differently, and I do hope you didn't feel offended by it.
Now I'm curious about the symbols: By choosing & instead of / you mean you see Emil & Lalli, and not Emil/Lalli, right? Which would mean, I if understand correctly, that you see them as friends and not in a closer relationship.

So now I already know two people that are not on that bandwagon! (please note that I'm completely fine with that)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 21, 2022, 05:16:36 AM
Now I'm curious about the symbols: By choosing & instead of / you mean you see Emil & Lalli, and not Emil/Lalli, right?
Ah, nice to hear that I'm not the only one going ?? over them. :3
Spoiler: Seriously, ... • show

... I was pondering interpretations like "boa-grade hugger vs. leaning away from physical contact, stiff as a plank" ...
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 21, 2022, 05:52:53 AM
& means any other than romantic and/or erotic relationship, for example my Onni-story about him and kod Lalli in Keuruu would be Lalli&Onni. The slash means they are condsidered a couple in some sense (or, as the case may be, an intimate group of more than two people).

Original relationship fanfics tended towards / and the term ”slashfic” usually means a fanfic where two characters who are not a couple in canon are depicted as such. They also tended to have gay couples, specifically two men, who were not depicted as gay in canon. This is behind the dubious repute of fanfiction in general. While our fiction (both / and otherwise) is very high quality*, this is certainly not the case in all fandoms.

* I haven’t read anythimg actually bad although some stories are not about subjects I enjoy.

I am also a lot more interested in their dynamics than just ”normal romance” although very many of my short snippets are just homely scenes. I try to stay in character tho.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: thegreyarea on December 21, 2022, 06:21:00 AM
Ah, nice to hear that I'm not the only one going ?? over them. :3
Spoiler: Seriously, ... • show

... I was pondering interpretations like "boa-grade hugger vs. leaning away from physical contact, stiff as a plank" ...

Well, the first things that came to my mind were also "completely tangled up" vs. "separated by a wall"... :D

Also thanks Jitter for the explanation!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 21, 2022, 07:31:58 AM
Jitter, it looks like Väinö was finally able to bring a bit of well-needed Christmas spirit to the players!

In terms of shipping and Emilalli - I've never had super strong feelings about shipping, in general? I certainly have enjoyed many Emilalli fics and I can very much see where the shipping dynamic comes from in canon (I think they have a lot of sweet moments), but I also think it's genuinely good for there to be works in fandoms that don't revolve around shipping, especially for a story like SSSS where there's little to no romance in canon. I've also enjoyed fics featuring pairings that I don't personally see or think would work in canon. It's cool how different people can take different things out of the same fictional characters.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 21, 2022, 12:12:13 PM
Jitter,
A happy ending for all of our players.  Excellent!

I am happy too

Thanks
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Buteo on December 21, 2022, 01:52:53 PM
...
It's cool how different people can take different things out of the same fictional characters.

Keep Looking, I read this and immediately thought that it makes each character sound like a poem - different people tend to see many different meanings in a poem! I like that!

I'm also loving the wonderful gifts our creative folk are giving us day by day in the calendar. Many thanks to each of you, and to those who organize such events as this also!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 22, 2022, 01:29:46 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/oskdaVS.png)

Spoiler: open the door • show


Some of you may be travelling this week, sitting uncomfortably in close quarters on transport for hours at a time.  Those of you with military experience may have even done this for months.  Spare a thought for our intrepid crew during Adv. 1, then, crammed into the cat tank with no privacy.  Today we have lwise to thank for a most best story of our crew overcoming that challenge.

Spoiler: going hunting • show


Mikkel frowned, peering through the right window at the passing ruins.  His gaze sharpened, and he consciously held still.

“What?” Sigrun asked, leaning across him to look out the window.  Despite his efforts, she'd noticed his reaction.  “You see something?”

“No, just looking around.”

Sigrun watched for several seconds, then shrugged and returned to her own study of the abandoned city.

Minutes later, Tuuri stopped the tank in a small parking lot in the middle of a former park, now a respectable forest.  Sigrun beckoned Emil to gather their gear, and the two scavengers headed out to a library nearby.

Mikkel turned to Tuuri.  “You two stay inside while I gather wood.  If the clouds clear, you can come out when I return.”

The Finnish woman grinned.  “Okay!”  She hadn't argued about staying inside for a couple of weeks.

Mikkel waggled his eyebrows at her, knowing that when he returned, he would find her and Reynir in the radio compartment.  With the door closed.

After bringing back several loads of wood, Mikkel took a careful look around before setting out, crowbar in hand and flashlight in pocket.  The tank's tracks in ankle-high snow allowed him to trot through the park without leaving footprints, though on the other side, he could not avoid leaving a clear path to the shop.  He could only hope that Sigrun didn't come this way.

Copenhagen had had many shops, but weather and vermin had taken their toll through decades of neglect, and he'd had no luck in the few he'd been able to visit in the past week.  Still, this one looked good from the outside, its multi-paned windows intact, though coated with dust and grime.

The door opened at a hard push, his crowbar unneeded, for the proprietor had left it unlocked so long ago.  Inside, he flashed his light around, checking floor, walls, and ceiling, while he listened intently and breathed deeply through his nose.  With no sight, sound, or smell of grosslings, he moved to examine the shop's wares.

Fifteen minutes later, Mikkel returned to the tank, his loot hidden inside his jacket.  Lalli was asleep, and Tuuri and Reynir were closeted in the radio compartment, giving him the opportunity to lift his thin mattress and conceal his treasures.  That done, he returned to gathering wood, and when Sigrun and Emil returned, he was washing clothes as usual.

After supper, Sigrun led Tuuri to their map of the city and pointed out a large park as their next campsite.

****************

The next morning, Tuuri drove the tank to the new location, and Mikkel prepared porridge for breakfast outside as usual, the others taking their seats on folding chairs which Lalli had found for the team some weeks earlier.

Blech.  I'm sick of this slop.  I'm going hunting today.”  With these words, Sigrun dropped her bowl and got to her feet.  Emil set his bowl on the ground by his chair and stood.  “No, no, you stay here and rest that ankle,” she said.  “It's a nice sunny day; I can do this alone.”  He sat down with a relieved sigh, for he had twisted his ankle several days earlier and had been limping slightly ever since.  Sigrun ducked into the tank for a few minutes before trotting away with her bow and a quiver of arrows.

Reynir stood and stretched, glancing at Tuuri, who gulped down the last of her porridge and got up as well.  Mikkel folded his arms and watched with a smirk as the two made their way into the tank.

Emil rolled his eyes at Mikkel.  “Not fooling anyone.”

“Ah, well, it means I don't have to argue to get them to go inside where it's safe.”  He looked at Lalli, still working on his porridge.  “You two can stand guard while I gather wood.  Or go inside, if you like.  Try not to disturb our lovebirds.”  Emil snorted as Mikkel walked away to fetch his crowbar.

When Mikkel returned with his first load of wood, Lalli was alone, leaning against the tank with his rifle over his shoulder.  He nodded to Mikkel's nod, and the Dane left for the next load.  About an hour later, he returned to find the back of the tank open.  Emil was inside, bending over the open crate of explosives.

“How are your pets doing?  Well fed?  Happy?” Mikkel asked.  Emil checked his explosives and incendiaries so frequently that Mikkel had come to call them his pets.

Emil hunched his shoulders without looking around.  “Yeah, they're fine.”

Mikkel chuckled and left for more wood.

Sigrun returned empty-handed for lunch.  Stashing her rifle and bow in the tank, she helped set up the folding chairs.  Mikkel knocked on the door of the radio compartment to tell Tuuri and Reynir that lunch was ready, chuckling at the resulting thumps and whispers.  He expected Sigrun to complain about the vegetable stew; he supposed her silence was because of embarrassment at her own failure to bring back meat.  After lunch, she set out with bow and arrows, vowing to come back with a deer.

Reynir helped Mikkel wash and put away the dishes, but then retreated to the radio compartment with Tuuri.  Mikkel took out his washbasin and a heap of bedding and clothes.  He thought of calling on Reynir to assist, but laundry was his own job, and Reynir was just a civilian passenger.  The Icelander had helped him in every task he could, and perhaps he deserved a break.  And anyway, who was Mikkel to interfere with the course of true love?

Emil was a good lad who couldn't sit idle while Mikkel was working.  He scrubbed, rinsed, wrung out, and hung up the laundry by the Dane's side.

As they finished up, Mikkel assumed his most evil grin.  “So you were malingering.  Now I have blackmail material.”

Emil turned pale, looked down at his ankle and back at Mikkel.  “No, no, no.  I wasn't.  I did twist it, really I did, and it hurt.  Um, yesterday.  It's just today that it, it feels better.  I just needed some time to myself, that's all.  Mikkel, please, please, please don't tell Sigrun!  I'll do anything!”

“Of course you will.  That's what blackmail means.”  He understood Emil's needing some time away from Sigrun; she could be quite wearing.  The younger man was so easy to tease, his desperation so genuine, that Mikkel felt guilty, as if he were taunting a child.  Still, he couldn't condone malingering … or could he?  Though all members of the expedition were military (or former military in his own case), they didn't belong to the same military, and the expedition was not under any specific military command.

Without losing his evil grin, Mikkel tapped his chin.  “Let's see.  I've already got you building fires and digging latrines —”

“And helping with laundry!”

“And helping with laundry.  Now, what other unpleasant jobs can I make you do?”

As Emil stared at him in fear, a movement in the ruins caught their eyes, and both turned, their conversation forgotten.

Sigrun strutted even with a gutted, cleaned doe dangling from a stick over her shoulder.  Mikkel hurried to take the stick from her, knocking it against her rifle as he did so.

“Hey, careful!  Thanks!  It's not heavy, but it's a pain to carry by myself.  I'm for sure taking Goldie with me next time.”

“He should be healed up by the time we need more meat.”  He thought he could feel Emil staring at his back, and gave him a reassuring smile as he turned towards the tank.  Sigrun missed the by-play, trotting ahead to clean up as Mikkel laid the deer down and went to fetch his butchering tools.  They would have venison stew for supper.

****************

For breakfast the next morning, Mikkel prepared venison “bacon”: thin strips of venison fried in tallow.  He cooked inside, murmuring that the morning was rather cold.  They ate with gusto, and he continued to slice and cook until everyone sat back, replete.

Regarding the team with a slight smile, he cleared his throat to get their attention.  “Today is the solstice.  Starting tomorrow, the days will grow longer again.”  There was a stir among the others, and several smiled.  “We Danes have a tradition on this day.”  He turned, lifted his mattress, and pulled out his prizes.  “We give out presents.”

He began with Tuuri, handing her a warm, long-sleeve tee-shirt, an electric blue with a figure of a young woman in hiking gear with a rifle and a dagger, in an active position before a ruined pyramid.  She accepted it, squealed with glee, and flung her arms around him for a moment before sitting down and hugging it to herself.

To Lalli, he presented a similar warm, long-sleeve tee-shirt, this one black with a large silver moon, against which a large cat was silhouetted.  The scout examined it, folded it neatly, and set it beside him, turning to speak to Tuuri.  “He says, thank you very much.”

Mikkel smiled at the Finns before turning to hand Emil a similar shirt, black with orange, yellow, and red flames rising from the hem.  The Swede held it up, looking at him with a mixture of pleasure, gratitude, and confusion.  “Thank you, Mikkel,” he said after a moment.

Mikkel nodded to him and held out a shirt to Sigrun.  This one was a deep green, with a female warrior in the middle.  She wore a highly impractical metal costume, providing no protection against attackers or even cold, and held up an axe in one hand and a spear in the other.  Long, thick, red hair swept out behind her as if in a strong wind.  Below the figure were the words, “Red Sonja”.  Sigrun grinned in delight, showing it around to the others before thanking him.  He found himself disappointed — just a little disappointed — that she didn't give him a grateful hug.

The last shirt was for Reynir: a black shirt with a cartoon sheep.  The sheep's body was a lumpy white circle, its legs like short sticks, and its face gray with enormous white eyes.  Reynir laughed delightedly at the sight, joined by the others as he held it up for admiration.

“So, that is our custom,” Mikkel said, reaching for his locker, but Sigrun stepped in front of him, opening her own locker.

“We have the same custom.”  She took out a rifle and held it up.  It was no rifle that the sponsors had provided, its receiver bearing an intricate gold and silver inlaid filigree showing a gold cat in a forest scene.  After showing it to everyone, she presented it to Tuuri.  “A warrior's spirit deserves a warrior's weapon.”

Tuuri accepted it, stunned.  Holding it with the barrel pointed at the ceiling, she examined the filigree for a long moment before leaning it against the wall and covering her eyes with both hands.  “Thank you,” she managed at last.  “I'm — I don't — I'm —”

“I know you'll use it well.”  Sigrun took out a second rifle, this with a floral relief engraving on the receiver.  She handed this one to a surprised Reynir.  “Your girlfriend can train you on this.”  He looked at Tuuri for a translation, but she had not yet pulled herself together.  Mikkel decided he didn't need to translate.

Sigrun pulled out a bone-handled dagger in a silver-inlaid sheath and held it out to Emil.  “That dagger the sponsors gave you is junk.  This one's the most best dagger I could find.”  Emil took the dagger and drew it to show a shimmering pattern of banding and mottling like flowing water.  He gave Sigrun an awed look as he thanked her before removing his former dagger from his belt and replacing it with the new one.

Sigrun handed a similar dagger to Lalli, who had been watching with interest and accepted it with a rare, fleeting smile.  Finally, she turned to Mikkel and held out a third such dagger.  “I don't want my medic fighting trolls, but if you do have to fight a troll, this dagger's lots better than that thing you have.”

Mikkel accepted the dagger, studying her face as he spoke.  “Thank you.  But — where did these come from?  How did you smuggle these rifles past us all?”

Sigrun grinned proudly.  “There was a museum near our last campsite.  That's where I got them.  I really did go hunting, but I went out twice with a bow and came back with a bow and a rifle.  I covered the shiny stuff, and nobody noticed they were different, not even you.”  Mikkel pretended to write a mark on the air, acknowledging her win, and her grin widened.

Behind them, Lalli jumped to his feet, said something to Tuuri, pulled on his boots, and darted out the door.  “Tuuri?” Sigrun said.  “Is there a troll or something?”

“No.”  Tuuri still looked a bit stunned.  “We have this custom too.  He's getting his gifts from the back.”

They waited, admiring each other's new shirts and weapons, until Lalli returned with a sack.  He pulled out a box, which he glanced at and passed to Reynir, then another for Emil, then Tuuri, Mikkel, and Sigrun.  When each held a box, they opened them to find that each had received a pair of pre-Rash ankle-high slippers resembling dark leather with fur lining.  They pulled on the slippers with pleasure, for they wore socks inside the tank, and the floor could be quite cold.  It surprised no one that the slippers fit perfectly; one came to expect that sort of thing from Lalli.

After translating thanks from everyone, Tuuri glanced expectantly at Reynir, and the two started to get to their feet before Emil announced “My turn.”  They sat back down with identical shrugs.

Like Lalli, Emil put on his boots and went outside, soon returning with a stack of explosives boxes.  He set these down, examined a scrawl on the top one, and passed it to Sigrun.  Within was a tortoiseshell hand mirror, with matching brush and comb.  He watched anxiously as she held them up to examine, and relaxed visibly as she turned to smile at him.

“I know you have things already, but these are so much prettier and —”  Mikkel winced at his words, willing him to stop before he jammed his entire foot in his mouth.  Emil caught his expression and stumbled to a halt.

“Pretty cool, little Viking,” Sigrun said, apparently missing the implied insult.

Emil bit his lip and handed the next box to Tuuri.  When she opened it to reveal a mirror with the back inlaid with mother-of-pearl, a matching brush, and a comb, he glanced at Sigrun, then back at Tuuri, and said, “There was only one set like that, and the mother-of-pearl reminded me of your hair.”

“Oh, these are so pretty!  Thank you so much!”  Tuuri hugged him before sitting down to tilt the mirror back and forth, watching the light play on the mother-of-pearl.

Lalli, Reynir, and Mikkel each received a tortoiseshell mirror and matching brush, comb, shaving brush, and cutthroat razor.  Since Reynir had arrived with no shaving equipment, and had been using Mikkel's, which was old and battered, they both vocally appreciated their gifts.  Lalli looked over at Emil and told him, “Okay.”

When the thanks were over, Tuuri turned to Reynir, and the two got to their feet and hurried into the radio compartment.  Mikkel looked at Sigrun, who snickered and whispered, “Do we go on without them?”

Before he could answer, the two reappeared, carrying in their arms four light gray woolen sweaters, which they passed out with broad smiles.  Lalli's bore a black stylized cat's head on the back, while Sigrun's had a pattern of white snowflakes around the wrists, neck, and waist.  Emil's sweater had a similar pattern of red snowflakes, and Mikkel's bore a ring of triangular trees around the upper chest.

Sigrun stared at the sweaters.  “That's what you were doing in there?  You were knitting?”

Mikkel laughed at her scandalized tone, joined by Tuuri and Reynir, then the others.  After a moment, even Sigrun was laughing.  When laughter subsided to chuckles and giggles, Mikkel opened his locker.

Lalli's best trait, in Mikkel's opinion, was that he didn't argue or ask questions when asked to find things.  Request crystal wine glasses, and he'd find you crystal wine glasses without complaint.  Mikkel pushed aside the breakfast plates, set out six wine glasses, and poured his bottle of century-old wine.  He had intended to use it to celebrate their return, but who knew when that would be?

Mikkel stood and raised his glass, facing the Sun that shone through the windshield.  “To the Sun!”

“To the Sun!” all replied, and they drank.

Mikkel sat down and Sigrun stood.  After looking over her team with a fond smile, she raised her glass and shouted, “To us!”

  “To us!”


Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 22, 2022, 04:57:14 AM
Oh lwise, what a sweet and wholesome celebration! They deserved it in the middle of everything!

The choice of gifts was very fitting, of not only the receiver of the gifts but the giver. Perfectly fitting slippers for everyone because that’s what Lalli does!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: tehta on December 22, 2022, 08:10:14 AM
Ha lwise, I am smarter than Mikkel because I noticed him bumping into the rifle that shouldn't have been there! I also had my suspicions about the others. (So maybe it's not my enormous brain, but my privileged position as reader that let me figure things out.) Anyway, that was very sweet and heartwarming. I loved how all the gifts reflected the givers.

And Jitter, that was a very fitting conclusion. I liked all the meta-references made by the gifts. Not just to the seagull cupboard, but perhaps to other fanworks?
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: lwise on December 22, 2022, 08:12:01 AM
Ha lwise, I am smarter than Mikkel because I noticed him bumping into the rifle that shouldn't have been there! I also had my suspicions about the others. (So maybe it's not my enormous brain, but my privileged position as reader that let me figure things out.) Anyway, that was very sweet and heartwarming. I loved how all the gifts reflected the givers.

And Jitter, that was a very fitting conclusion. I liked all the meta-references made by the gifts. Not just to the seagull cupboard, but perhaps to other fanworks?

Did you catch her putting away the first rifle, which also shouldn't have been there?

I'm glad you and Jitter liked it.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 22, 2022, 08:21:51 AM
Tehta, yes the brush was yours, and Michael’s falling was intended to imitate the “choices build the story” you did last year, but it was not very close as they were indoors. And Ms Victoria’s book is one of my favorite fics!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 22, 2022, 09:02:59 AM
lwise,
A wonderful and fitting Yule story.  I love how everyone worked to get/make something wonderful for each of their teammates. 

Friends are the family you get to pick.

They all seem so family here.

Thank you!!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 23, 2022, 01:46:26 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/MdYoNGu.png)

Spoiler: open the door • show


Your humble mod put out a call to the Discord community for contributions, and I'm delighted to say lucas0483 answered the call.  Originally designed as part of a game played in the City of Hunger universe, this story has been modified to a standalone story for our calendar.
Warning: not fluffy - contains a battle scene, including some canon-typical violence.

Spoiler: introduction • show



Frost. Ice. Cold.

I've tried to think warm thoughts but to no avail. We've been walking for a while now, and the sub-zero temperature is starting to seep in through the thighs of my winter-overalls, chilling me to the core. My face and fingers are long since numb from the long hours of tracking through the sleet, the gloves and windmask only able to withstand the elements for so long.

I've got to keep moving, i've got to keep moving...

I look ahead to my travel companions. Sergeant Amelia is taking point with Fenrik Elin a little ways behind her, their white uniforms and black cape clearly marking both of them as officers in the Council Armed Forces. The rest of their crew keeps a perimiter around us civilians, making sure no-one gets lost when visibility hits the single digits. I do a quick look around, my eyes finding Emil on the right side of the group before i focus again on the path before me.

It's always a boon to be heading the same way as a squad of hunters or scouts, no need to pay a guide for protection. Not that anyone in the group can't defend themselves against wolves or bears, but that ain't exactly the prime concern anymore.

“Spider beasts, 10 o'clock!” one of the scouts yells out to the left.

Oh by the gods damn us.

No-one needs a second confirmation. Sore and tired muscle is brought to immediate action, sprinting and readying weapons as we form into a loose battle-formation. The noise of people coordinating and getting into formation is soon mirrored by the sound of rapidly approaching movement. A smaller group of people would have tried hiding as an initial means of defense: Seek shelter, stand still, stay silent.

We have eight armsfolk and ten civilians. We don't have that luxury.

I've seen depictions of adult spider beasts before. Bodies covered in white fur, single red eye on a coal-black face, eight long bare clay-gray legs ending in sharp points. But what is lumbering into view is not that. Multiple eyes adorns the black face-plate in a ring. Either the others have seen this kind before, or they are not as fazed by it as I, for immediately the air is filled with gunfire. I check my first-aid kit is safely secured, and I tighten my grip on my stave. I see eastern mages call upon aspects of their luontos. I will have to make do knowing my fylgja is with me.

Someone shouts “Contact!” as the first critters come into melee, the short-legged babies of the beast flock. I lock eyes with the other two shield-mages and we project a simple barrier. The small ones don't take a lot of bullets to kill, but there's a lot of them, so anything we can do to keep the front-line clean and cohesive. As I think that I see one of the armsfolk break formation and charge into the horde swinging a massive axe. Axel, I think his name is? The one with the massive wolf as a pet, which currently is following his lead and is leaping into the oncoming onslaught, tearing into beasts all the while.

The larger spider beasts reach our group a moment later, and we have to drop the barrier to focus on the damage of the big ones. The small ones were never truly prevented from getting through, and a few had jumped in amongt us and been dealt with, but with the wards down they now stream in as chaos erupts. We don't have a choice, though, as the spear-like legs of the fully-grown monsters starts raining down upon the soldiers. The others and I reach out to meet them, round opaque divine shields preventing the impalers from finding their mark, like each soldier is carrying a personal force-field generator that only works on larger attacks.

Flame shoots out to meet them, from flame-throwers and fire-mage alike, catching on the beasts' fur. The first of the adults crumble to the ground right as the two large multi-eyed specimens reach us. If the small critters are kids, and the normal big ones are adults, then these are the grand-parents. Elders, ancients, whatever you want to call them. They look around four to five people tall, easily over eight meters, and for their size and mass the move fast. Another one of the shield-mages go to preempt its strike and its sharpened appendage goes right through it, shattering the shield into orange fragments that fade in the wind and giving the soldier a large gash in the shoulder.

Oh no.

I try with all my might to shield them from the next attack. A pair of legs slam down and I will the barrier to hold. As the unstoppable force meets the immovable object, the object loses. The shield holds but force of the attack sends the person flying into the one next to them, like they were a marble hit at an odd angle. The battle is total pandemonium by now. Droves of critters lie dead in the snow but more keep coming. Several adults are on fire, a few more have been killed by convential gunfire. But nothing seems to have more than irritated the two largest beasts, until one of the red eyes goes pop.

I look over to see another of the so-called civillians, in the midsts of all the chaos, standing calmly with their marksman's rifle to their shoulder and aiming up into the face of the giant beast. Pop, pop, pop. A few more eyes go, and the beast stumbles back, screaming in pain from an unseen mouth. He ducks out of the way as it retaliates, and more riflers take after his initiative. The tide of the battle turns as the first ancient tumbles to the ground, still alive and flailing but blind.

The other of the giant spiders go into a rage. There isn't any other way to describe it. It lets out a roar, even more fearsome and thunderous than even the cries of pain of the first one. Its already impressive speed doubles, and in a blur it is over by the other one with a leg sticking through the marksman who initiated the fall of its partner. It raises not one or two but four more of its eight legs, ready to maim this person beyond recognition. It is a chilling display of intelligence for a being so intent on nothing but our destruction.

There is but a fraction of a moment to act, and I feel the presence of my happenstance colleagues. For a split second I see the two other shield-amges, their fylgja standing beside them, an ibex and a bear, the world dark but for a large rune covering the ground of the battlefield. Then the moment is gone and I'm back to reality. The spiky legs come down, striking towards the pinned helpless combatant. And hit hard air that sends a wave of energy back up into it and sends the thing scrambling. Each time it in rapid succession brings its legs to the ground for purchase and stability, it hits a slick invisible barrier, like it is standing on top of a giant ice dome.

The second ancient topples to the ground with a reverberating thunk. Each of them are dealt with in turn, much more easily now they are on the ground. All the adults lie smouldering. Without their parents, the last of the small beasts scatter back where they came from. People fire after them as they run, but no-one is in any shape to go charge after them to actually finish them off.

I rush over to the young man we shielded and pull off my first-aid kit. The beast pulled its leg out as it fell, trying to right itself, and blood is pouring from the wound as he lies there. He seems at wits still, so I tell him “Take off your coat so we can bandage your wound,” exhaustion grasping at my words. He doesn't seem to understand, confusion evident in his eyes between the pained blinks, grunts and yelps. “Someone help me with this one” I yell out to the group, but already a slightly older guy in an identical outfit is running towards us. Between us we get the coat off, and the undershirt lifted up to reveal the wound. Looking at where he got struck, it seems he got lucky as far as I can tell: Too low to hit a lung, too high to hit an organ. At least I think so, I don't really know too much about this. Before going for the bandage, I do a quick sanity-check: I press both hands against the wound, close my eyes and pray. After that display, I am tapped of all I had, but I am desperate with adrenaline and I try regardless. A moment later, just as I am about to give up, I feel a wave leave my fingers. The tiniest feeling, going deep within the body I press on and slightly stitching it together. Blood keeps pouring out, but i'm not waiting around for a third miracle, those two will have to do. With the older guy's help I start to field-dress the wound as best I can, a medic from the armsfolk soon coming to take over and finish the job professionally. As the shirt is pulled back down over the bandages and the coat is put back on, I say to the older of the two “I hope that holds until we get to the next stop”. He looks me in the eyes with gratitude. “Thank you for your help” he says, before gently nudging the younger one, instructing: <Lalli, say thank you, it's polite>. He mutters a barely audible <Thank you>.

Oh, old universal. That's why he didn't understand me.

After him, I patch up everybody else who needs it. Surprisingly, Axel and his wolf both seem to have survived the encounter, not that I'd hoped to see him gone. In fact, most folks seems to have made it through alright. One of the merchants and one of the armsfolk lie dead on the ground as our only fatalities, their friends placing the corpses on top of the sled. Here is not the place nor the time to bury them, we can do that when we get to the next stop on our journey.

We take a short rest, get the wind back in everybody. Then we march. There isn't anything else to do. Seems awfully anti-climatic to have just been in a life-or-death situation and then go right back to do what you did before: Endless walking the frozen hills, navigating the cliffs and falls, keep putting one foot in front of the other. This time however, we don't have to go too long. Only a small hour later, we get our glimmer of hope.

”Fenrik, ma'am,” the sergeant calls out to Elin as she stops near the top of the hill. She points off to beyond as the leader of the group joins her, and i must imagine a smile crossing the fenrik's lips as she turns back to the rest of us still climbing up. ”Nearly there everybody, just this hill and the next one before we're there,” she announces, encouraging us forward with the promise of respite close at hand. Though most are too wrapped up in the process of climbing to cheer at the news, the change in energy is palpable, and as people make their way to flatter ground and a clear view the first ”Woo!”s and ”Yeah!”s can be heard alongside a few relieved chuckles and claps. As i crest the ridge, it certainly is a sight for sore eyes.

Before us is a mountain cut in twain, horizontally. The terrain prepares for there to be a mountain, the steepness of the ground on the opposite side of the valley quickly and evenly increasing until it is nearly vertical before it just stops. Where the suggested rest of the structure should be it simply isn't, just a flat top stretching out as far as the eye can see before visibility is swallowed by ice-fog. Featureless save for the snow and ice upon it, it is a stark contrast to its natural-looking stone sides: A rough hewn quaterpipe off the side of a seemingly endless plateau.

I can't wait to get inside.

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mod's note: this is an unfinished midsection where storyline branches have been trimmed

Get into the base, heal up.
Get some dialogue with Emil, it's revealed him and I interacted earlier on in the trip, became sort of friends.
The fact I helped Lalli gets him and Onni to open up to me, helps that I speak the language, get some dialogue with them.
Set out on the final leg of the journey.
Arriving at the jouney's distination, the City of Hunger, I can't find a job.
The story resumes in a cafeteria.
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I desperately try and retry to buy a cola as a voice rings out, “That won't work. Those are the dispensers for drink-combos, you need to insert your receipt first”.
“Huh, what?” I respond, and turn to face the man at the table. His blond hair and mutton-chops are well-kept and frame his stocky face: warm eyes and an amused smile without coming off as smug. “What receipt?” I muster, unprepared that anyone would talk to me and only undertanding the words of his sentence, not what they mean together.
“Those are the discounted prices for if you've bought a meal. If you're just buying soda in a bottle, there's vending machines back in the hall,” he elaborates, before taking another large bite out of one of his several burgers. He has them in a pile in front of him on the table, with handful of empty wrappings to the side evident of his progress so far, and a dispenced soda in a cup evident of his expertise on the matter at hand.
“Oh,” I mutter, slightly embarassed. I quickly go get a soda and return back.

“Thanks. What's your name? I'm new in town,” I say as I plop down next to him.
“No worries. Mikkel, Mikkel Madsen. What are you in town for?”.
I sip my soda, mulling over how to phrase it, before settling on a sigh followed by: “I wanted to see the world. My family all have been to Sunter-town, or the Frezing Towers, or at least a Council base. I felt it was my turn”.
“I see. So what are you doing here while you're here?” he asks.
I can only shake my head, “I haven't found a job yet. You'd think folk around here would jump at an extra set of hands, seems not. Maybe I should have stayed back at the farm”.
He raises an eye-brow, “You're a farmboy? We could use someone to help move supplies. Crates and barrels of food and equipment, that sort of thing. The boss is this old lady, she'd love to have you on”.
I am ecstatic, and can barely contain myself, “Really? That's awesome! Thank you thank you thank you thank you...”, before he cuts me off.
“Calm down, it's alright. Here, have one, then we'll see about you getting introduced,” he says as he slides one of the last paper-wrapped burgers over to me. I happily oblige.

The rest of the day goes pretty much like that. I meet the boss, who's in her late 60's or so. She doesn't seem very happy with Mikkel, but is more than happy to have another to help out. They show me around, explaining the work there is to be done. Basic warehouse job, but since the entire building is a Council outpost, there isn't some private depot we work in; The job is to take stuff from the loading and unloading area down on the ground floor, load it onto a cart and take it in the elevator up here, then bring it to where-ever along the halls or corridors of the nearby floors it's going to.

The work is hard for the most part, but i've helped out around the farm since I was I child so it's not too bad. The ride up and down in the lift is long enough to give a bit of a break between the hauls, so that's nice too. I work paired up with Mikkel, and thank the gods for that. Otherwise, I would never have been able to find my way around the building, this place is labyrinthine! I slowly start picking up on it though, getting to know the floors, remebering what store's where. Little by little over a couple of months I get to know my bearings. One afternoon though, standing in the hallway moving crates off of cart for the last delivery of the day, we're just about to finish when something unexpected happens.

“You two!” A tall, red-haired hunter captain shouts, pointing in our direction. “You're handy with manual labour, what's your names?” Mikkel finishes offloading his current heap with one last swing, then leans on the handle of the cart. “Mikkel Madsen” he says, and I quickly follow with “Reynir Arnason, ma'am”. She energetically exclaims: “I like you two's energy. I need a few extra people to scout out a site in the mountains to the north-east. The pay's well, what do you say?”

The mountains to the north-east, isn't that place crawling with troll-beasts?...

“We're in,” Mikkel says before I can even process the objection. “Great!” The captains says and slaps an arm on each of our backs. “My name's Sigrun. This is Admiral Olsen, he's the coordinator for the mission. Let's go to General Anderson, get you outfitted with some gear!”.

Back at the farm, i'd thought just getting here and seeing what the city had to offer would be my adventure. But as the gods would have it, our adventures together had just begun. I even knew a pair of folks who'd be the perfect candidates for a scout and a mage.

The end.
mod's note: For now



If you're unsure whether you'd like to read the story (although highly recommended if you are gutted about the cancellation of the City of Hunger project), I can also offer a bit fluffier memory in keeping with tehta's story, by skranken, also from the Discord community.

Spoiler: julbock • show

skranken said, "The famed Gävle Goat has already been erected [/font].  Many years, arsonists manage to burn it down, but it's survived the last 4 years.  It should be safe this ye- ...oh no, here comes Emil!"
(https://i.imgur.com/0bqfoVS.jpg)

mod's note: I guess it's 5 years now.  But this year it's still there! I check out the live feed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqvguE5cKT0) every day now


Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 23, 2022, 07:30:41 AM
Spoiler: julbock • show

skranken said, "The famed Gävle Goat has already been erected.  Many years, arsonists manage to burn it down, but it's survived the last 4 years.  It should be safe this ye- ...oh no, here comes Emil!"
(https://i.imgur.com/0bqfoVS.jpg)

Spoiler: ... musing • show

Whenever I see that picture, I wonder a) how Emil got that fire started with no equipment whatsoever, and b) why there would be only one whisker alight ...

... or whether it's the starter flame because whichever mage made it come alive to be Emil's steed also made it a fire-breathing Gävle Goat, for extra glee!

(Bold to assume the Gävle Goat wouldn't have a little thirst for revenge on those setting it on fire all those years past, I'd say ...)
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: tehta on December 23, 2022, 07:58:58 AM
Tehta, yes the brush was yours, and Michael’s falling was intended to imitate the “choices build the story” you did last year, but it was not very close as they were indoors. And Ms Victoria’s book is one of my favorite fics!

I did not think of that! I actually thought that Mikkel's book had to be referencing something (and Emil's brush could reference many other stories besides mine...)

Also, I missed Sigrun's first rifle on my first reading. Or rather, I missed the fact that she\d gone bow-hunting in the morning. I thought it was something she was insisting on in the afternoon.
BTW, where did Tuuri and Reynir get all that wool? From Lalli?
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: lwise on December 23, 2022, 08:04:08 AM
I did not think of that! I actually thought that Mikkel's book had to be referencing something (and Emil's brush could reference many other stories besides mine...)

Also, I missed Sigrun's first rifle on my first reading. Or rather, I missed the fact that she\d gone bow-hunting in the morning. I thought it was something she was insisting on in the afternoon.
BTW, where did Tuuri and Reynir get all that wool? From Lalli?

Yes, from Lalli.  My headcanon is that Lalli can get whatever you need if it is somewhere to be found, as he got umbrellas in the Second Adventure.  I hinted at that with the folding chairs and the crystal wine glasses.  Tuuri told him how many skeins she needed of what colors, and he went and got them.  I have read that wool will last many decades if protected from water and vermin, so he could find them.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 23, 2022, 02:38:22 PM
If anybody wants to bash out a character portrait for the calendar, I'm posting in about 12 hours.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: thegreyarea on December 23, 2022, 07:15:48 PM
Catching up slowly continues...

Day 5: Ah, Jitter's delicious story! Starting with some worrying electric bills... Are we sure it's on the SSSS Universe?
Those dialogues are so funny, as are the characters' names all those implied "connections" with our main team. Sooo goood!
And the three cousins... what could possibly go wrong? :D

Day 6: Nice, the second part of JoB's story! I was really curious to see it unfold.
Fascinating mention to the role carriers could have played when the Rash struck.
Which brings to mind echoes from "The Last Ship" - novel (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ship_(novel)) and series (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Ship_(TV_series)) - and gives me that scratching feeling that there's a story to be written here...

The big ship concept is also quite interesting, even if I think is unpractical (and probably terribly underpowered) but the main question to me is why they want something like that?
BTW I must agree with Jitter: It's a cool idea! ;)

I'm even more curious to see what happens next on both stories.

Day 7: Great drawing, Wave! I envy your ability to draw expressions! And it's always good to see Anne!
And there's cake! :)
Now a question comes to mind: Does their coffee has some spirit? ;)

Day 8: Helia's drawing is a delight. So delicate and soft! Really good!

That's it for now! Back soon!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Keep Looking on December 23, 2022, 10:33:09 PM
lwise, what a lovely story for the season! I loved seeing the different kinds of gifts each character chose to get the others. Sigrun's daggers sound very, very cool.

And lucas0483's story was gripping - I think the battle scenes were written very well, and it was also really cool to see the characters we know and love begin to be recognisable.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 24, 2022, 01:05:58 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/AIEE6lU.png)

Spoiler: open the door • show


We've done it! It's Christmas Eve!
I put out the call to you wonderful folk here on the SSSS Fan Forum and on the SSSS Discord server for miniportraits of your favourite characters, and am delighted to present them for all'a yer delight!
Spoiler: show

Behold!
I'll go first, with my rendition of Death and Dream of the Endless, in their cat incarnations. "He's not my boyfriend, he's my brother, and he's an idiot."
(https://i.imgur.com/LzUWVRr.jpg)

Solveig has provided the next, of one of our two favourite forest mages:
(https://i.imgur.com/WQ7OBLh.jpg)

dmeck7755 brings us greetings from the whole crew:
(https://i.imgur.com/UyGYdKt.jpg)

:lalli: :tuuri: :emil: :sigrun: :mikkel: :reynir: :onni:

Last but not least, our official squirrel cookie baker Mirasol has been busy!  There's plenty for all of us:
(https://i.imgur.com/EmBMFWc.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/J8MD55r.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/RXdpiaW.jpg) (https://i.imgur.com/liodos1.jpg)


This concludes our Advent Calendar for the year 2022, and WHAT a year it has been!  Thank you all for being on this ride with us.

Thanks go out to our contributors (in no particular order): dmeck7755, lwise, JoB, thegreyarea, Jitter, tehta, moredhel, lucas0483, Keep Looking, angsttronaut, Solveig and Mirasol!  Some of you contributed more than once, and special salutes go to JoB and Jitter, whose stories ended up doing triple duty!  I literally could not have done this without you.

Now, to those who celebrate, Merry Christmas, Meri Kirihimete, Häid jõule, God Jul, Hyvää joulua, Gleðileg jól, Wesołych Świąt i szczęśliwego Nowego Roku.

Now please excuse me, I have some some salad ingredients to harvest from the garden and latkes to fry.  Instead of the smorgabord most of my family will be indulging in, my daughter & I will be breaking out the gelt later (best consumed tucked as a stuffing into a dried apricot).  I always lose at dreidl, but maybe this is my year. Mwah.


Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: luca0483 on December 24, 2022, 04:06:38 AM
lwise, what a lovely story for the season! I loved seeing the different kinds of gifts each character chose to get the others. Sigrun's daggers sound very, very cool.

And lucas0483's story was gripping - I think the battle scenes were written very well, and it was also really cool to see the characters we know and love begin to be recognisable.

Thank you very much.
Battle scenes is one of the hardest things to do well in written media, but this is my first attempt at writing a short story since around 4th or 5th grade so i didn't know that going into the project.
I'm glad my research and effort paid off.

I really hoped i could finish the story, but it seems i had bit off more than i could chew. Getting Covid didn't exactly help.
I'll finish it another time, eh?

Merry christmas everyone.
    - Luca
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 24, 2022, 04:17:13 AM
Please do.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 24, 2022, 05:37:00 AM
Quote from: wavewright62
We have thick, densely packed, and wet straw. Not easily lit.
[digs tunnel to nearest leg so as to pack some better stuff into the hollow structure]
[oops ... there goes the neighborhood. Into orbit.]
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: thegreyarea on December 24, 2022, 06:31:35 AM
[digs tunnel to nearest leg so as to pack some better stuff into the hollow structure]
[oops ... there goes the neighborhood. Into orbit.]
"History is the unfolding of miscalculations"
Barbara Tuchman
;)

Happy holidays! And thanks, Wave and all that contributed for this wonderful calendar!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: dmeck7755 on December 24, 2022, 08:51:20 AM
Lucas0483, your story was great.  You have done a great job on the story.  It was also good to see a City of Hunger story story.  You did a  good ending also.  If you ever feel the need to write more you can, but it ends nice and tidy.

Skranken, love Emil and the Gävle Goat. 


I want to thank everyone for the wonderful stories, and artwork people took the time to do this busy season.

I hope everyone has a blessed and fun holiday.  (There are many, many from all cultures across the world) With peace and love for all

Wave,
I sincerely thank you for doing all of the work putting this together and moderating the work.  This was extra work for you and I really appreciate it.


Happy Snoggletäg





Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: JoB on December 24, 2022, 12:08:26 PM
mod's note: I guess it's 5 years now.  But this year it's still there! I check out the live feed (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqvguE5cKT0) every day now
P.S.: No, according to the Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat#2020%E2%80%93current), it did burn on 17-Dec-2021 - the four years 2017-2020 are still the longest stretch of survival.
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 24, 2022, 06:50:24 PM
[digs tunnel to nearest leg so as to pack some better stuff into the hollow structure]
[oops ... there goes the neighborhood. Into orbit.]

(https://41.media.tumblr.com/e243bc077eb5a3ab9541724dad782965/tumblr_inline_nmg0n8Fnmk1r2g2kx_540.png)
Ho, waitaminnit, that was in response to a comment I made on the YouTube feed, sir. 

That's what I get for using the same username in all fandom spaces, I guess.
Doesn't mean your point isn't valid, mind you...

Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: wavewright62 on December 24, 2022, 06:54:41 PM
P.S.: No, according to the Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4vle_goat#2020%E2%80%93current), it did burn on 17-Dec-2021 - the four years 2017-2020 are still the longest stretch of survival.

whooops fact-check fail, thank you for pointing that one out!
Title: Re: Forum Advent Calendar 2022
Post by: Jitter on December 26, 2022, 07:58:35 AM
The final works are great, sorry for not having commented sooner! Luca, your story is great, and if you finalize and/or continue it, please make sure to let us know too! The battle description was well done, and I loved the way you described the way Reynir cooperated with the other mages. Can they combine their power between eastern and western mages too or within one group only?

And the portraits! So much variety even though there were just a handful. All are great (and it’s always a delight to get more Squirrel Cookies) but the flower death mushroom crown Lalli is something else! Such a wonderful concept, design and implementation! He’s nothing short of perfect. Thank you Solveig!

 :sparkle: :sparkle: :sparkle:


Thank you so much for all contributions and of course out esteemed moderator @wavewright62 It’s been another successful year for the Advent Calendar! Let’s hope we can keep the candles burning in the years to come too!

(https://i.postimg.cc/Dy9QqHvk/Lalli-good-job.png)