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Bad jokes thread
Keeper:
Ahhh, we had a great pun chain a few days ago in the chat.
Some of my favorites that I remember:
Spoiler: show
"Czech yourself before you wreck yourself"
"You guys are the spain of my existence"
"Maybe you should Chile out"
"There is norway I'm done making these puns"
"There aren't many puns Romanian"
"I'm just China come up with good puns, but I feel like I'm being Egypt"
"It has ruined my Korea"
"Irish you could stay!"
saminiemi:
I get my daily dose of school kids jokes.
On which side of the church do the trees grow taller?
Spoiler: showThe outside
If a plane crashes directly on a border between two countries, on which country do you bury the wounded?
Spoiler: showYou don't bury the wounded
Krisse Kovacs:
--- Quote from: Eriaror on February 25, 2016, 03:15:31 PM ---What does a chameleon do in an oven? Spoiler: showIt melts into its surroundings.
--- End quote ---
I found this one weird, but when I read it in hungarian I died of laughing xD
and kinda same for the other two
Fauna:
My favorite one:
What is brown and sticky?
Spoiler: showA STICK!
Róisín:
Both political, I'm afraid.
. How do you tell if a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
. Why do ASIO agents go around in threes?
One can read and write. One can operate a telephone. The third is to keep an eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.
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