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Bad jokes thread
urbicande:
In these trying times, it's always nice to remember that laughter is good for the soul. So, I think a thread of humo(u)r, jokes, puns, riddles etc. will hit the spot!
Here's one that came around the office the other day:
Last week I was reading a book on anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down!
meshebe:
What do you call a black sticky bird???
Spoiler: answer • showA VELCROW
ah hahahahahahaha
I love these kind of jokes.
New favorite thread.
Eriaror:
Hee... hehehe.
What does a chameleon do in an oven? Spoiler: showIt melts into its surroundings.
What do you get if you combine a mole and a giraffe? Spoiler: showAn oil rig. (okay this one works a bit better in Hungarian)
When you throw it up, it's nothing; when it falls down the lights turn up at the neighbor's house, what is it? Spoiler: showCoincidence.
Adrai Thell:
Hoooo boy, this thread will be amazing... :P
I have a really bad one I stole at one point...
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters...
Spoiler: showNeither one is dangerous until you put it in your mouth
and light it on fire.
IKEA:
--- Quote from: Adrai Thell on February 25, 2016, 03:19:44 PM ---Hoooo boy, this thread will be amazing... :P
I have a really bad one I stole at one point...
Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters...
Spoiler: showNeither one is dangerous until you put it in your mouth
and light it on fire.
--- End quote ---
Ha! Okay, if you have second thiughts about your apointment on Native American land...Spoiler: showyou're having reservation reservation reservations!
Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted. (Say it out loud).
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