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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #210 on: November 03, 2016, 10:39:38 PM »
I will not use my succession of look-alike siblings to pretend to be me, with varying amounts of padding and wigs, and assume my duties
I will stop smuggling my younger siblings onto the base, particularly Mille, as she steals ammunition and speaks only in shouts
I will not use my succession of look-alike siblings to pretend to be Admiral Olsen.

Particularly Mille.

My siblings are longer allowed on base at any time, for any reason.

Particularly Mille.

I will stop stacking my younger siblings on top of one another, concealing the resulting tower under a trench coat, and having them distract security while I sneak in unnoticed.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #211 on: November 04, 2016, 12:23:31 AM »
I will stop stacking my younger siblings on top of one another, concealing the resulting tower under a trench coat, and having them distract security while I sneak in unnoticed.

I must receive permission from the Danish government to bring any of my younger siblings within 100 metres of the facility

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I must also accompany Mille everywhere when in the facility and ensure she at no point has access to any sharp objects or Admiral Olsen
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #212 on: November 05, 2016, 06:45:08 PM »
Not allowed to claim that the Madsen family has "pre-Rash copyrights to the letter M, as in Military".
Or "arMy".
Or "Mavy" ... wait.
Said family is not "fourth in line to leading the nation of DenMark", either.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #213 on: November 17, 2016, 12:50:37 AM »
I am not allowed to use Rocky as a training video for "Troll Boxing"
I am not allowed to use Rocky II as a training video for "Troll Boxing"
I am not allowed to use any of the Rocky movies as a training video for "Troll Boxing"
I will inform my superiors as to where I got these videos, as well as a dvd player
I am not allowed to continue hosting "Troll Boxing"
I am not allowed to even mention "Troll Boxing"
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #214 on: November 17, 2016, 02:08:36 AM »
I am not allowed to use Rocky as a training video for "Troll Boxing"
I am not allowed to use Rocky II as a training video for "Troll Boxing"
I am not allowed to use any of the Rocky movies as a training video for "Troll Boxing"
I will inform my superiors as to where I got these videos, as well as a dvd player
I am not allowed to continue hosting "Troll Boxing"
I am not allowed to even mention "Troll Boxing"

The same also applies to 'Fight Club' and/or "Troll Fight Club"
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #215 on: November 17, 2016, 02:19:35 AM »
"Troll Boxing" is not the national sport of Denmark
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #216 on: November 17, 2016, 11:53:52 AM »
"Troll Boxing" is not the national sport of Denmark

"Troll Boxing" was never, at any point, the national sport of Denmark.
Neither was "Troll Rodeo".
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #217 on: November 17, 2016, 01:05:47 PM »
"Troll Boxing" was never, at any point, the national sport of Denmark.
Neither was "Troll Rodeo".
Marco Trollo is not a fun water activity
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #218 on: November 20, 2016, 09:41:48 AM »
"Troll Boxing" is not the national sport of Denmark

True. It's much easier and more environmentally friendly to put them in bags rather than boxes.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #219 on: November 20, 2016, 10:13:50 AM »
It's much easier and more environmentally friendly to put them in bags rather than boxes.
I shall use military-issued body bags for the purpose and not Christmas gift paper bags.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #220 on: November 20, 2016, 04:57:53 PM »
I shall use military-issued body bags for the purpose and not Christmas gift paper bags.

I am not allowed to use pillaged Chinese-food takeaway boxes from Feng's Noodle House to transport troll remains, even if it is technically recycling.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #221 on: November 20, 2016, 08:04:45 PM »
I am not allowed to use pillaged Chinese-food takeaway boxes from Feng's Noodle House to transport troll remains, even if it is technically recycling.

I will stop storing troll remains in the break-room fridge in these aforementioned boxes, because it is both unhygienic and disgusting
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #222 on: November 20, 2016, 08:29:22 PM »
I am not allowed to use pillaged Chinese-food takeaway boxes from Feng's Noodle House to transport troll remains, even if it is technically recycling.
I will stop storing troll remains in the break-room fridge in these aforementioned boxes, because it is both unhygienic and disgusting
I am no longer allowed to use pillaged Chinese-food takeaway boxes from Feng's Noodle House for any purpose.
I will surrender my stockpile of such boxes.
I am not allowed to use takeaway boxes from any source.
I am not allowed near the base canteen.
I am not allowed within 10 meters of any food preparation facility.

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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #223 on: November 21, 2016, 12:09:13 AM »
Owing in part to my misuse of Chinese take out boxes, I am required to attend a booster class on work place safety
Also because I told a batch of new recruits that the best way to escape the grasp of a troll is to "chew your foot off"
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #224 on: November 21, 2016, 10:55:48 AM »
I am not allowed to train cats to get my food for me.
I am not allowed to train trolls to get my food for me.
I am not allowed to train animals in any way.
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