You Know You're an SSSS Addict When...

[Mélusine]

The Comic, The Forum, and email. in that order.

Morning's ritual. In that order too.

[LooNEY_DAC]

…You have assessed your workplace, home, town, and random locations you've visited for survivability against grossing attacks and the Rash.

[Laufey]

Isn't it a perfectly normal morning ? *Innocent*

Yeah yeah it's a totally normal morning routine. Nothing wrong or unusual with that nope. I would fight for your right to start your morning like this and I'm only half kidding.

[viola]

When you see a shadow out of the corner of your eye and immediately think OHMYGODTROLL

You have, completely by accident, somehow memorized no less than 12 Icelandic galdrastafir, including descriptions of what each one does and how to use it

The doodles in your French notebook have started to bare a strange resemblance to the main characters of SSSS, and are often accompanied by drawings of aforementioned galdrastafir

[Unlos]

When you step on a toy that goes "fweee" and you immediately think: Accordion noisees! Run!

[Amity]

.. when you wake up on a brisk morning and think, "Aahhhh, yes, too cold for trolls."

[Oh Deer]

..when you just convinced a good friend to read SSSS, and are anxiously waiting for their arrival on the fourm 

[Daéa Reina]

When you're cleaning the drain and suddenly you think that it looks like one of the dark corridors near the Death Room. (what)

[SugaAndSpice]

...when you and a friend see a tree with funky fungus, name it "Giant Fingers", and when you undo your ponytail at night, say "Oh god I still have Giant Fingers in my hair" and you friend understands you.

[LooNEY_DAC]

...when you and a friend see a tree with funky fungus, name it "Giant Fingers", and when you undo your ponytail at night, say "Oh god I still have Giant Fingers in my hair" and you friend understands you.

…Were there faces on it? Or did it just ask for help in Swedish?

[Emil]

... sometimes fluffs their very short hair like their namesake

[Sunflower]

... sometimes fluffs their very short hair like their namesake

Did it send off visible sparkles?

[DancingRanger]

... sometimes fluffs their very short hair like their namesake

May we some day see a picture?

[Solokov]

When your decision to upgrade your phone to unlimited data AND a wifi hotspot is at least partially affected by the need to  read updates on SSSS.

[Amity]

... when it takes a week to remember that you also read other web comics.