You Know You're an SSSS Addict When...

[Puls3]

All I wanted was for my town to survive the apocalypse...

I will nominate you as a post apocalyptic leader when the rash strikes. 

When reaching out for the phone to check the comic for updates first thing in the morning is starting to become a part of your muscle memory.

[Kiraly]

You know you're an SSSS addict when you're texting a friend who's just caught up on the comic, and your phone autocorrects "Reynni" to "Reynir-crushing-on-Onni". (The ridiculous thing is, I have no memory of ever typing that phrase...and I'm not even on that ship.)

[Kelpie]

You know you're an SSSS addict when you're texting a friend who's just caught up on the comic, and your phone autocorrects "Reynni" to "Reynir-crushing-on-Onni". (The ridiculous thing is, I have no memory of ever typing that phrase...and I'm not even on that ship.)

It's your phone. Your phone is on that ship. It only wants for them to be happy.

[Kiraly]

It's your phone. Your phone is on that ship. It only wants for them to be happy.

My phone is a traitor.

Not that I don't also want them to be happy, I just...want Reynir to be happy with Tuuri and Onni to be happy with...someone. Possibly Reynir's brother. I may have thought through a whole scenario (alternate universe) where that happens.

[Purple Wyrm]

You know you're an SSSS addict when you're texting a friend who's just caught up on the comic, and your phone autocorrects "Reynni" to "Reynir-crushing-on-Onni". (The ridiculous thing is, I have no memory of ever typing that phrase...and I'm not even on that ship.)

My phone consistently expands "week" to "weekending?". "Weekending" is not a word I would ever use in a million years, let alone with a question mark.

Back on topic, when you get a spam email offering a "discount signrug for your door" and you read it as a "discount Sigrun" and are all ready to hand over your credit card details.

(Apparently a "signrug" is a doormat with your company logo printed on it)

[Sunflower]

When someone returns this book to your library and you're so tempted to check it out even though you barely cook and never end up making the things you find in cookbooks anyway.

Does it include boiled squirrel?

[Mélusine]

Does it include boiled squirrel?

Most important question *Nods*

[Kiraly]

Does it include boiled squirrel?

You know what? I didn't check it out, so I don't know! I guess now I'll have to. For research purposes, of course.

My phone consistently expands "week" to "weekending?". "Weekending" is not a word I would ever use in a million years, let alone with a question mark.

Back on topic, when you get a spam email offering a "discount signrug for your door" and you read it as a "discount Sigrun" and are all ready to hand over your credit card details.

(Apparently a "signrug" is a doormat with your company logo printed on it)

Wow, a signrug is waaaay less exciting than a Sigrun. Those spam email people need to up their game.

[IKEA]

My phone consistently expands "week" to "weekending?". "Weekending" is not a word I would ever use in a million years, let alone with a question mark.

Back on topic, when you get a spam email offering a "discount signrug for your door" and you read it as a "discount Sigrun" and are all ready to hand over your credit card details.

(Apparently a "signrug" is a doormat with your company logo printed on it)

Sigruns! Sigruns! Getcha most best Sigruns here! 50% off, complete with knives! You'll be the envy of all your friends! _{Senses of caution and tact not included, ask your doctor if Sigrun is right for you.}

[Olga Veresk]

You know you're an SSSS addict when all songs have special sense.

[OwlsG0]

When someone introduces themselves as a Norwegian national and the first question which rises to your lips is "Do you know Sigrun Eide?"

[Lazy8]

When someone introduces themselves as a Norwegian national and the first question which rises to your lips is "Do you know Sigrun Eide?"

*might or might not have developed a personal stereotype that all Norwegians are crazy badass Vikings*

[JoB]

... you see a batmobile and go "nooooo Tuuri don't point that missile at your own front tire!"

[mapmad]

You know central Copenhagen by heart after Google Streetview-walking every street trying to see if you can find a matching location for page 482.

[Purple Wyrm]

You know central Copenhagen by heart after Google Streetview-walking every street trying to see if you can find a matching location for page 482.

Well, that's impressive I suppose, but you're not a real addict until you've flown halfway around the planet to take photographs that match panels from a webcomic

(Sadly said webcomic - Warren Ellis's FreakAngels - is no longer online, so you can't compare my pics to the source unless you get your hands on some hardcopies. Also, I didn't go to London just to track down comic locations )