I don't actually expect that anyone will try to make this happen, but I kinda just want to stick these ideas out there. I've only got two crossovers I really want to see.
-SSSS/Metalocalypse. Specifically I want this epic
gBYQAR8fG1w[/youtube] VS. Skwisgaar guitar battle to instead be between Reynir and Emil! (Also,
1xkH0yINgQc[/youtube] the full battle here, if you want.)
-SSSS/Warhammer 40k (Rogue Trader). Iruth be told I more want to play this game, but I still want everyone to imagine an alternate world where Sigrun is a Valhallan Imperial Guard soldier who's inherited a warrant of trade from her retiring uncle, Trond. She discovers that her uncle has hired her several new crew-mates, who are:
- Lalli: a former PDF soldier from a backwater feral world, lalli is an almost unnaturally stealthy marksman, who seems to speak a version of low gothic so obscure that no one but his cousin can understand him. Turri is the only one who knows that he is also an unsanctioned Psyker (or she was until Trond found out). He's traveling because Turri said to, and he has nothing better to do.
- Turri: One of the few people of their planet lucky enough to have gotten a real education, Turri is the group's Senschal. she speaks several major dialects of high/low gothic and can even translate Xeno text, mechanicus binary, and dark age documents. She recently decided that she doesn't feel like spending he whole life translating he bosses letters and decided to get off world. She initially had several choices of where to go. Then trond found out about Lalli, and made them a job offer they couldn't refuse. And now here they are.
- Mikkel: A former imperial guard medic from an agri-world somewhere. Mikkel is a true master off pissing of his Commisar's just enough not to get summarily executed. He was unfortunately not good enough to avoid getting kicked out of the guard and abandoned in enemy territory. Trond picked him up a few months ago.
- Emil: A former aristocrat turned flamethrower operator for the imperial guard. He's good at his job, but, unfortunately, even guardsmen have a level of overkill they regard as "too much overkill." Emil managed to hit that level. Somehow. It really is a shame he doesn't know how properly to read maps and clocks, or he might have known his officers gave him the wrong date that his regiment was shipping off world.
Emil joined Sigrun's crew for his PRIDE damn it! He'll show them! They'll all be sorry they abandoned him when he's rich and famous and saving the imperium! - Reynir: Unskilled stowaway. Or so they think before seeing his third eye. Reynir is a relatively unskilled (and only lightly mutated) navigator who's family was planning to lock him up for breeding. He decided he should see the Galexy instead. Now he's beholden to a crazy rogue trader.
Their ship is the ESS Starcat, which is a dilapidated transport vessel. Their first endeavour is to travel far out of imperium territory and find a suspected cache of ancient STC documents to sell to the Tech-Priests.
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