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Pg 336

“The Emil on the Prowl”
from “The Farmer in the Dell”
(Traditional)

The Emil on the prowl
The Emil on the prowl
Hi-ho the dairy-oh
The Emil on the prowl

The cats made some noise
The cats made some noise
Hi-ho the dairy-oh
The cats made some noise

So Emil goes on
So Emil goes on
Hi-ho the dairy-oh
So Emil goes on

The Beast is a-hunt
The Beast is a-hunt
Hi-ho the dairy-oh
The Beast is a-hunt

Now Emil must act
Now Emil must act
Hi-ho the dairy-oh
Now Emil must act

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Pg 337

“Minna’s Minnions”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpLVyZVRw3w “Mickey’s Monkey”
by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles

Two months and Book One will be ready!
Let’s sing ‘bout who we are
Re-read it through, a read through

Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)
Read A Redtail’s Dream
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)
F5 ev’ry night

So this gal named Minna came from Finland’s cool
She was making landscapes made us drool
Put up the best comics on her website
So we F5 like mad ev’ry night

And across the internet went Minna’s Language Tree
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)
And ComicMix’s tournament was key
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)
And by then we all agreed
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)
That Minna’s Minnions were what we want to be
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)

And now we’re all Minna’s willing Minnions
(We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions)
We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions
(We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions)

Read Stand Still Stay Silent
(Read Stand Still Stay Silent)
Read A Redtail’s Dream
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)

Read Stand Still Stay Silent
(Read Stand Still Stay Silent)
Read A Redtail’s Dream
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)

Minnions firm, Minnions true
(Read Stand Still Stay Silent)
Anyone can be a Minnion too
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)
And now we’re all Minna’s willing Minnions
(We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions)
We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions
(We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions)

Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)
Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)

We’re the Minnions
(We’re the Minnions)
Minna’s Minnions
(Minna’s Minnions)

We’re the Minnions
(We’re the Minnions)
Minna’s Minnions
(Minna’s Minnions)

Minna’s Minnions
(Minna’s Minnions)
Minna’s Minnions
(Minna’s Minnions)

Hit F5

Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)
Read A Redtail’s Dream
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)

F5
F5, F5

[Rosepieces]

I you LooNEY!!

[Rosepieces]

SCENE: Basically, imagine this
Emil is alone in the Cattank. He finds his secret collection of SSSS Action Figures and takes them out. All dolls bow to the light that is... CLEANSER EMIL!

A parody of Captain Planet

Tuuri: Brave!
Lalli: Handsome!
Braidy: Boom!
Sigrun: Splosions!
Mikkel: Burn!
All: GO EMIL!

Emil:
Your adoration and mine, I am CLEANSER EMIL!

Cleanser Emil, he's our hero
Reducing all the troll nests to zero
He's the best there'll ever be
You can tell cuz his hair's so sparkly

Cleanser Emil, he's our hero
Reducing all the troll nests to zero
Immolations put asunder
Giants who'll stop his loot and plunder

PlEaSe PlEaSe KiLl Me, ClEaNsEr EmIl!

All:
We are Emil's crew
And we're here to say
Burning and exploding is the only way
Ceiling Pugs and dog beasts can not stop us
Because Cleanser Emil will blow them up!

Emil:
THE POWER IS MINE!

[Rosepieces]

Parody of Still Alive by Jonathan Coulton

I got a disease
But TV said that I'd
Be okay
It's hard to tell of my dissatisfaction

Now I'm a rash beast
I'm part of the growing grossling horde
Not everyone can be one
Most people just end up dead
But there's no sense crying cuz I have no tear ducts
I'll just start mutating cuz I'm all out of DUCKS
Will I grow some new arms, legs, or another head
I wish I were one of the dead

Now I'm really angry
I don't even know why I am
But I kinda want to eat all of you
I'll tear you to pieces
Or maybe I'll just swallow you whole
I'm sure you'll taste great because
You're still among the living

I'm still getting bigger, wonder how much I'll grow
The rash is still spreading, wonder how far it goes
Will it kill all mankind
Leave me no food left to find
Am I stuck in this world all alone

I found more just like me
And things are getting pretty strange now
For some reason we got stuck together
Making a Giant
I could never have planned for this
This is gonna be the best
Now I just want to eat more

Now I'll go start hunting cuz I need some more food
Could you come outside and maybe let me eat you
You had best sit down and pray, I will eat you either way
And all people who are still alive

Now you will see that I'm still alive
Your train is coming and I'm still alive
I like this canned food and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
After I eat you I'll be still alive

Still alive...
Still alive...

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Pg 340

“Draw”
from “Sing”
by J Raposo

Draw
Draw a dog
Draw its snarl
Through the fog

Draw the transformation
Hear the screams once you’re done

Draw
Draw a THING
Draw the horrors
And let the screaming ring

Have multiple rib-cage tentacles
Sprout out from the doggy’s back

And draw
Draw the dog

(AUGH GET IT AWAY)
(OH PLEASE GET IT AWAY)
(LET’S RUN IT’S COMING FOR US)

(AUGH GET IT AWAY)
(OH PLEASE GET IT AWAY)
(LET’S RUN IT’S COMING FOR US)

Draw
Draw a THING
See the fear
That it brings

Paint it in great detail
Make all its viewers quail

Draw
Draw a THING
Draw the horrors
And let the screaming ring

Have multiple rib-cage tentacles
Sprout out from the doggy’s back

And draw
Draw the dog

(AUGH GET IT AWAY)
(OH PLEASE GET IT AWAY)
(LET’S RUN IT’S COMING FOR US)

(AUGH GET IT AWAY)
(OH PLEASE GET IT AWAY)
(LET’S RUN IT’S COMING FOR US)

So draw
Draw the dog

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Pg 340

“Kill the Beast”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh98Kscctw4 “The Mob Song”
by A Menken & H Ashman

I was trying to be kind
Shoot it right in its poor head
But it moved and so I missed it
Otherwise it would be dead
Now it’s crippled so it’s changing
Into sheer monstrosity
And at last it stands there undisguised
A horror plain to see

Shot the dog
Missed the head
And apologized profusely
But I saw some of my bullets mark its hide
Now reload
There it goes
Ripping off the guise of doggie
And there’s something truly terrible inside

It’s a beast
An offense
Against Nature
Naked skull
Nothing dull about this

Tentacles
Spider legs
Like something from the dregs
Make it dead
Good and dead!
Kill the Beast!

Lock and load
Here we go
Send another spray of bullets out
There’s nothing else but to kill or be killed
Now it’s done
Here it comes
Anytime now it’ll charge me
But I’ll make sure that it’s not my blood that’s spilled

It’s a beast
Out of all
Your worst nightmares
Nothing less
And prepared for the feast

Take your gun
Aim it true
It’s no fun
Up to you
Pull that trigger nice and slow

If I’d just
Let it be
It would still try to pursue us
Sigrun wants nothing to follow us at least
I’ve a gun
And a knife
Though it tries to take my life
But after all these tears and strife
I’ll kill the Beast!

Heart in throat
Forward bolt
‘Cause it’s coming to a battle
When it’s over one of two lives will have ceased
Must be strong
Won’t be long
Like the heroes of old song
The Cleanser up against what’s Wrong
I’ll kill the Beast!

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“Cry of Cthulhund”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97vV_cB8GkE “Faust (Winslow)”
by Paul Williams

I am not myself these days
In a million ways
But I cannot seem to stop it
It began oh so long ago
Felt the sickness grow
And I never got atop it

But now I gain control
And pull back from the role
Of Monster
Out a-ravaging
Back to faithful hound
Hereafter
Not Monster
And an enemy
The Rash permits me while in

Beams of bright sunshine
Beams that make it end
Beams in which I whine
Beams I love again

I am not myself these days
Living in a haze
But I used to be a good dog
Now a madness has hold of me
What else could it be?
Filling all my mind with thick fog

But now I gain control
And pull back from the role
Of Monster
Out a-ravaging
Back to faithful hound
Hereafter
Not Monster
And an enemy
Rash permits me while in

Beams of bright sunshine
Beams that make it end
Beams in which I whine
Beams I love again

All the clouds have gone
How could it be?
And being me is mighty fine
I’ll bear any cost
Just to be me
Transitory
Though it proves to be
Like beams
Beams that make it end
Proves to be
Like beams
Beams I love again

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Pg 345

“Journey’s End/Stand Still. Stay Silent”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckcjs-2yWDk “Melodies of Life/FINAL FANTASY”
by Nobuo Uematsu

Alone in the Dark
Of the hostile Silent World
Six people strive just to survive
That in which they’ve been hurled
‘Til at long last they find
The way on which they wend
Leads them all back home
To Journey’s End

To Silent Denmark
Went our brave explorers six
Five from a small expedition
And one tossed in the mix
But onward they went to
The Cities of the Trolls
Slow but sure
Onward
The Cat-Tank rolls

Though the bridge collapsed behind
It didn’t damp their frame of mind
Finding books
And fighting monsters
Would be fun
For awhile

The voyagers six
In the Silent World
Looking for the road to
Their Journey’s End
Someday they’ll find
Journey’s End
Though their Journey’s End
Leads them through the dark and
Silent World
They’ll find their way somehow

[Musical Interlude]

So far yet so near
Onni dreams of family
Reynir helped their meeting
Though annoying poor Lalli
But though the Silent World
Is drawn up against them
They will meet
In the flesh
At Journey’s End

Though there’s something after them
These stolid Hotakainen men
Won’t give up
And with the rest
Lalli
Will overcome

The voyagers six
In the Silent World
Looking for the road to
Their Journey’s End
Someday they’ll find
Journey’s End
Though their Journey’s End
Leads them through the dark and
Silent World
They’ll find their way
And once the six leave
The Silent World behind
Their cargo will help uplift
Humanity
Perhaps a cure
For the Rash
Once at Journey’s End
Our six at heart will never be apart
Though not always together

[Musical Interlude]

Hearken to the tale
Minna calls
Stand Still Stay Silent
Hearken to the tale
Of our heroes
Facing Giants

Hearken to the tale
Bend your ears
To hear the story
Hearken to the tale
Of good friends
And deeds of glory

So it was
That six motley misfits
Came together
And became our heroes
Through it all

Yes it was
That six motley misfits
Broke the Silence
And returned
Without a loss
Back
To Journey’s End!
(Hearken to the tale
Listen)
(Hearken to the tale
Journey’s)
END!

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Pg 354

“The Death of MomCat”
from “Bus Stop”
by the Hollies

CatTank
Wet day
Momma Cat lay
Wounded on the desktop
Mikkel
Calms her
Softly warms her
Wounded on the desktop
Set the syringe
“Will it help her?”
“Yes”, and then, “There, there”
Sigrun grumps out
Mikkel tells her
“You made her ending fair”

Mamma Kitty
Hissed as Mikkel
Gently gave the shot
What Emil thought
Would heal her
Eased her on her way
DerpKitten lay there
Unknowing Mamma was no more
Though Emil shared
Some tuna she
Was feeling bored

As he saw
How Momma Cat lay
Dying on the desk
Mikkel did
The only thing
To ease her into rest
Set face as
He gently did it
Comfort her as she goes
Quickly with that
Big injection
Bring it to a close

[Instrumental interlude]

CatTank
Wet day
Momma Cat lay
Wounded on the desktop
Mikkel
Calms her
Softly warms her
Wounded on the desktop
Set the syringe
“Will it help her?”
“Yes”, and then, “There, there”
Sigrun grumps out
Mikkel tells her
“You made her ending fair”

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Pg 364

“Lonely Lalli”
from “Unchained Melody”
by the Righteous Brothers

All alone
Out scouting
But what’s this that I feel?
My first
Lonely time

The snow falls soft
Through forest
And Rash-begotten pods
Along
Their vines

I miss... someone
I miss... someone
I’d like some company

Normally I go
Lone and silently
Normally alone
Silently

But today I want
Friends with me
Even he
But today I want
Friends with me

All alone
Out scouting
But what’s this
What’s this that I feel?
My first
Lonely time

The snow falls soft
Through forest
And Rash-begotten pods
Along
Their vines

I miss... someone
I miss... someone
I’d like some company

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Pg 369

“That Porridge Smells Good”
from “The Banana Boat Song”
by Harry Belafonte

Hey
Hey-y-y snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones
Hey
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones

Scout all night through de wet an’ cold
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Trudgin’ back ‘fore the day takes hold
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Now I de alley-man autopsy Cthulhund
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Now I de alley-man autopsy Cthulhund
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Oh ribs and forelegs and teeth and skull
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Placed in order so mystical
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Hey
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones
Hey
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones

A really good dog was poor Cthulhund
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Though de Rash made it seek to wound
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Oh ribs and forelegs and teeth and skull
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Placed in order so mystical
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Hey
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones
Hey
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones

Now I de alley-man autopsy Cthulhund
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Now I de alley-man autopsy Cthulhund
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Hey snow
Hey-y-y snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones
Hey
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones

[Rosepieces]

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better as sung by Sigrun and Mikkel

S: Anything you can do I can do better! I can do anything better than you!
M: Can you cook?
S: Shut up. You suck!

[Rosepieces]

Parody of Cat's In The Cradle

In the Silent World it's another day
Worried Mama Cat hides her kittens away
Danger's outside in the the usual way
A poor dog that forgot how to play
He was searching for his dinner, couldn't eat last night
But this little dog just ain't right, no
That puppy dog just ain't right

There's a dog that's a spider at the broken school
Sigrun's gonna raid in the afternoon
Emil finds some deer and the Spider Dog
Please, oh please don't hurt me, dog
I know you don't want to hurt me

Sigrun turned the corner down the way
She found plastic books from worlds of yesterday
"It's called a grammophone, I know how to play."
"Need a spinning machine to hear people say "
"Whatever they recorded on this little disk"
She says, "Better than normal books, yeah"
"Can't be worse than normal books."

There's a dog that's a spider at the broken school
Sigrun's gonna raid in the afternoon
Emil finds some deer and the Spider Dog
Please, oh please don't hurt me, dog
I know you don't want to hurt me

Well, he's going outside and he's gonna find
A strange dog that has a trick up its spine
Then it stands up straight and peels back all its skin
Jumps at Emil sure he's going to win
Emil shoots he gun and all shots miss it completely
Time for him to run away and scream

There's a dog chasing Emil through the broken school
Sigrun's here to raid in the afternoon
He thought he found more deer, not Spider Dog
"Sigrun, help! This thing will eat me!"
"Emil shut up, it's just a cat."

The dog's got him cornered, he's got no escape
But suddenly the dog is awake
Then they rescue Derp Kitty and Mama Cat
They grab their treasures and the kitties and race back
It's too late for Mama, Derp Kitty's feeling fine
Under warm towel, eating up tuna
Smokin' hot, tasty canned tuna
Spider-dog is back, followed them all the way home
He wants to finish this...
Emil should finish this...

There's a dog chasing Emil all the way to base
No will to run, none to fight, or to chase
He doesn't want to live, Emil knows this
Emil knows what he needs to do...
So he'll do what he needs to do.

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Pg 375

“(Loot) Copenhagen”
from “Rockin’ Robin”

The map shows the center
Of the old town
Marked up with the route they’re gonna
Use to get ‘round
Now they’re headed for
Ørstedsparken
So the hard-core lootin’ can
Now begin!

Copenhagen
(Loot Loot Loot)
Loot, loot Copenhagen
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)
Loot Copenhagen
Gettin’ ev’ry book that comes in sight
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)

Drivin’ up the main drag
Past the Tivoli
Movin’ to the heart of the
Indre By
But first we traverse
The Knippelsbro
Cat-Tank runnin’ hard, drivin’
Through the snow

Copenhagen
(Loot Loot Loot)
Loot, loot Copenhagen
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)
Loot Copenhagen
Gettin’ ev’ry book that comes in sight
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)

Jumpin’ and a-joltin’
Lalli just can’t stand
Clutchin’ Emil’s jacket coat
With one thin hand
Asleep while Tuuri chatters
And Reynir freaks
And Mikkel gets in one of his
Trademark tweaks

The map shows the center
Of the old town
Marked up with the route they’re gonna
Use to get ‘round
Now they’re headed for
Ørstedsparken
So the hard-core lootin’ can
Now begin!

Copenhagen
(Loot Loot Loot)
Loot, loot Copenhagen
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)
Loot Copenhagen
Gettin’ ev’ry book that comes in sight
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)

Jumpin’ and a-joltin’
Lalli just can’t stand
Clutchin’ Emil’s jacket coat
With one thin hand
Asleep while Tuuri chatters
And Reynir freaks
And Mikkel gets in one of his
Trademark tweaks

The map shows the center
Of the old town
Marked up with the route they’re gonna
Use to get ‘round
Now they’re headed for
Ørstedsparken
So the hard-core lootin’ can
Now begin!

Copenhagen
(Loot Loot Loot)
Loot, loot Copenhagen
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)
Loot Copenhagen
Gettin’ ev’ry book that comes in sight
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)

(Gonna grab all o’ the books)
(Grabbin’ up all o’ the books)
(Gonna grab all o’ the books)
(Grabbin’ up all o’ the books)
(Gonna grab all o’ the books)
(Grabbin’ up all o’ the books)
(Loot)
(Books)
(Loot Books)