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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #90 on: February 10, 2016, 05:03:10 AM »
Mutiny is not permitted.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #91 on: February 10, 2016, 05:16:30 AM »
...unless it is part of the duties of his assigned profession.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #92 on: April 12, 2016, 09:28:10 PM »
Quote from: chaelcodes on February 10, 2016, 05:03:10 AM
Mutiny is not permitted.

I am NOT a pirate, no matter how "swashbucklin' " my clothing looks.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #93 on: April 12, 2016, 09:48:23 PM »
I'm not allowed to jump into the water, even if the captain did it first  :))
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #94 on: April 13, 2016, 05:48:04 PM »
 :D This thread is awesome.
I am not allowed to cheat while playing cards.
I am not allowed to pay a mage to help me cheat at cards.
I am no longer allowed to challenge any of my superior officers to a game of cards.
I am no longer allowed to have cards.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #95 on: April 13, 2016, 06:16:13 PM »
I am not allowed to convince Captain Eide her subordinates are planning a mutiny
I am not allowed to assist Captain Eide in her interrogation of suspected muntineers
I am not allowed to conspire with Captain Eide to spike the mead at the war meetings with laxatives
I am not allowed to possess laxatives
I am not permitted to engage in perilous and complicated secret hand-shake with Captain Eide in crowded hallways
I am not allowed to talk to Captain Eide
I am not allowed to look at Captain Eide
I am not allowed to be in the same room as Captain Eide.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #96 on: April 19, 2016, 07:47:24 AM »
I am not allowed to end speeches with "Carthage must fall".
I am not allowed to end sentences with "Carthage must fall".
I am not allowed to substitute "Iceland" or "Reykjavík" for "Carthage".
I am not allowed to comment on the desirability of the destruction of any nation or city, former or extant, unless it is relevant to the matter at hand.
I am not allowed to make decisions regarding the relevance of destruction on city or nation wide scales.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #97 on: April 19, 2016, 08:41:58 AM »
Quote from: Purple Wyrm on April 19, 2016, 07:47:24 AM
I am not allowed to end speeches with "Carthage must fall".
I am not allowed to end sentences with "Carthage must fall".
I am not allowed to substitute "Iceland" or "Reykjavík" for "Carthage".
I am not allowed to comment on the desirability of the destruction of any nation or city, former or extant, unless it is relevant to the matter at hand.
I am not allowed to make decisions regarding the relevance of destruction on city or nation wide scales.

I am not allowed to alter historical documents to indicate that I have permission to launch city or nation-wide destruction campaigns
I am not allowed to alter historical documents to indicate that I have been granted future sight by divine entities to persuade my commanding officers to launch city or nation-wide destruction campaigns

Edit: Though I an experienced and qualified surgeon, I am not so proficient in open heart surgery that "I could do it with my eyes shut" and nor should I attempt to prove this
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #98 on: April 19, 2016, 08:45:19 AM »
Quote from: OwlsG0 on April 19, 2016, 08:41:58 AM
I am not allowed to alter historical documents to indicate that I have permission to launch city or nation-wide destruction campaigns
I am not allowed to alter historical documents to indicate that I have been granted future sight by divine entities to persuade my commanding officers to launch city or nation-wide destruction campaigns

I am no longer allowed within a thirty meter radius of the Reykjavik Historical Archives.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #99 on: April 19, 2016, 08:47:01 AM »
Quote from: Ragnarok on April 19, 2016, 08:45:19 AM
I am no longer allowed within a thirty meter radius of the Reykjavik Historical Archives.

I am no longer allowed within the grounds of Reykjavik Historical Archives
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #100 on: April 19, 2016, 08:49:55 AM »
Quote from: OwlsG0 on April 19, 2016, 08:47:01 AM
I am no longer allowed within the grounds of Reykjavik Historical Archives
I may not coerce others into entering the Reykjavik Historical Archives in my stead.
The five above rules also apply to the Mora Historical Archives.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #101 on: April 19, 2016, 08:59:02 AM »
Quote from: Ragnarok on April 19, 2016, 08:49:55 AM
I may not coerce others into entering the Reykjavik Historical Archives in my stead.
The five above rules also apply to the Mora Historical Archives.

The five above rules also apply to the Bornholm Archives
It has also been brought to my attention that the Keuruu Archives know my face, name and methods and are prepared for me
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #102 on: April 19, 2016, 09:03:20 AM »
There is neither a Blood God nor a Skull Throne, and they do not require either blood or skulls, respectively.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #103 on: April 19, 2016, 09:06:46 AM »
Quote from: Ragnarok on April 19, 2016, 09:03:20 AM
There is neither a Blood God nor a Skull Throne, and they do not require either blood or skulls, respectively.

I am not the founder of the Blood-God-Skull-Throne religion
I do not need to acquire blood and skulls for worship
I may not acquire blood and skulls for worship, even if their owner was already deceased
I may not attempt to fake a prophetic seizure to convince my superiors the Blood God is real
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #104 on: April 19, 2016, 09:13:28 AM »
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