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General Discussion Board / Re: Bad jokes thread
« Last post by dmeck7755 on June 01, 2024, 09:51:39 PM »

...watch out Daisy Duck?
Spoiler: show
Sweet Polly Purebred from Underdog?  Mebbe I'm just old


speed of lightning, roar of thunder
fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!

when in this world the headlines read
of those whose hearts are filled with greed
who rob and steal from those who need
to right this wrong with blinding speed
goes Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!

I used to watch this every saturday LOL
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Academy Board / Re: Writers' Corner
« Last post by LooNEY_DAC on June 01, 2024, 02:22:56 PM »
[...] Two points about the system as a whole:
  • It seems to consider the fact that people can (and do) fill several of these roles as an invariant(?) characteristic of the (pair of) person(s). I would posit that it can change with time (as usual for personal relations, I suppose) as well as context (like I'm particularly likely to comment/oppose where the work in question dives into technological specifics).
[...] a single person can fill any or all of these roles in their feedback (possibly excepting Referents; I’ll explain why when we get there), either simultaneously or over time.
Obviously I didn't make the bolded part clear enough; I thought that I'd said what you're saying here by saying that.
[...] Two points about the system as a whole:
  • Having that said, I'm not sure why these categories, however loose they may be in practice, would only apply to relations between writers ... (though I'm not at all a friend of stuffing everyone into drawers, Myers-Briggs style)
I never said they wouldn't; I'm only talking about the application to the creative process because that's what the book was about. The book itself was descriptive rather than prescriptive, insofar as I can tell: more like a "here's something interesting I've noticed and maybe knowing it'll help you" than a "this is what is and must always be!" As this is the "Writer's Corner", I thought I'd drop this in for people to mull over; thank you for mulling it over.
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Writing Board / Re: The Forum's Scriptorium
« Last post by Yastreb on June 01, 2024, 03:58:08 AM »
Long after sunset, Lord Oleg Mikhailov of Vanavara, the most powerful of the boyars, sat in unaccustomed solitude in the feasting hall at the head of the great table.
The rumours had begun after the fire in the twilight had been seen searing white above the forests. For some days there had been a growing dread, a sense that something terrible had happened that night... and then the people of Kamenistiy had arrived in Vanavara, and told of what they had seen, and what they had been told.
Koschei is dead.
They had not been believed at first. For Koschei to die was as likely as the sun rising in the west, but then people in the villages around Vanavara spoke of the sorrow of their Domovoi, and soon after word came of the beasts of the forest growing hostile, threatening flocks, though thankfully no-one been harmed. And the fear grew for Baba Yaga...
Tell Lord Oleg that Koschei is no more.
So the people fleeing Kamenistiy had told him. He had no idea what to do as the most powerful boyar in Gevarna. The idea of taking power made him uneasy. So each night he had sent his servants away, even his personal guards and closest advisors, and convinced his consort to leave him in solitude until fatigue finally drove him to his bed.
He nursed a cup of vodka as he thought of what to do...
- I greet you, Lord Oleg. -
He froze for an instant, gave a quiet sigh, placed the silver goblet down carefully and rose, turning to face the one who had spoken.
- I greet you, Baba Yaga. Would you honour this house by sharing drink with me, Babushka, in this most solemn hour? -
The woman that Oleg saluted as Grandmother walked out of the shadows by the window. Her face was grave as she doffed her green cloak edged with falcon feathers.
Oleg had seen Baba Yaga many times since he was a boy, and in all that time she had seemed to him more a favourite aunt than a grandmother. He bowed to her as he had bowed to Koschei as she sat down in the chair of Oleg’s consort and accepted the goblet that he had filled from his own jug.
- I would have come sooner, Lord Oleg. The Pact had been broken. I needed to reaffirm it lest innocents suffer. That has been done. But now... - She sighed, and drank from the goblet, and Oleg saw deep grief in her eyes. - I will speak plainly. There may be bitter and dark times ahead. Do’kha. But there is still hope that the First Guardian will be with us one day… -   
Oleg stared at her. - I don't understand. Koschei is dead, but he will be with us again? Is this a riddle, Babushka? -
Baba Yaga shook her head. - No riddle, Lord Oleg. Yastreb, the one chosen as Koschei’s apprentice to be the Third Guardian, is still alive. He took revenge on the slayers and fled. I don’t believe it was through fear. I know in my heart that he will return one day and take Koschei's place. -   
Oleg felt tears of relief even as he cast his mind back. - His apprentice… yes, I remember him. The day Koschei punished Yuri Peshkov and his man-at-arms. A boy who did not speak, save to ask Vassili Ivanov why he did... what was done. An ordinary boy from his village, but he bore Koschei's symbol on his cloak. - 
Baba Yaga put down her goblet and rested her chin on her clenched hands. - Koschei knew that his time might not be forever, for all that we called him the Undying. That time did come, and he perished at the hands of outsiders. -   
Oleg looked away from Baba Yaga to the tapestries on the walls that depicted battles and victories and scenes of glory… scenes from places far away and centuries ago.
- So… do we face an invasion now that the First Guardian is no more, Babushka? None of us has ever ridden into battle in earnest. We have never needed to fight a true enemy. And we are alone in the world… -
Baba Yaga turned away to look through the window, and sadness tinged her reply. - If that happens, I’ll be at your side. Take heart from that. But I don’t believe it will come. I believe Koschei’s killers sought his power, not this realm. And they are dead now. Koschei knew that his death was near, so he passed on his power to his apprentice. Why Yastreb fled… I don't know. I wish I could have followed him, and brought him back, and found out why. But I dare not go beyond the mountains and risk leaving Gevarna without its only living Guardian. He is on his own now, wherever fate calls. - 
Oleg downed the vodka in one gulp. What Baba Yaga was describing, travelling beyond Gevarna, to realms unknown, among strangers, made his innards clench.
- May Byelovoi guard him and Morena the Merciful bless him, wherever he has gone. - 

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Worlds & Stories Discussion Board / Re: Comic of the Month
« Last post by Linebyline on May 31, 2024, 06:49:50 PM »
I'm making it to the end of my reread just in time for the end of the month. The ending is a little more troubling than I remembered, or at least it's really easy to read that way. But I think it's ultimately still a good message, even if I suspect an expert on the subject would have some notes. [spoiler]It seems almost like the cure for depression is being depicted as "just think happy thoughts." Which, yeah, that doesn't work.

But I think that's just somewhat clumsy phrasing. If you look at what's really going on, you can see it's not about Polyanna-ing your way out of severe mental health problems. It's more that positive thinking is something that has to be nurtured. Koo'bur says it best when he tells Mag, "It will be the hardest thing you'll ever do," and while the battle is endless, "it's one worth fighting."[/quote]

Thanks to all who joined me on this journey to the center of a neurotic gryphon-thing's fragile psyche! Who's got June?
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Arts and Audiovisual Media Board / Re: SSSS Memes/Edits Thread
« Last post by NightMareMage on May 31, 2024, 01:01:12 PM »
Oh, well, thank you!
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Arts and Audiovisual Media Board / Re: SSSS Memes/Edits Thread
« Last post by Jitter on May 31, 2024, 12:29:37 PM »
Both is good 😊 But you don’t really need to be sorry for Feels, it just means you are doing a good job!
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Writing Board / Re: The Forum's Scriptorium
« Last post by thorny on May 31, 2024, 09:44:26 AM »
I'm looking forward to the rest of these, Yastreb.
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Writing Board / Re: The Forum's Scriptorium
« Last post by Yastreb on May 31, 2024, 09:13:52 AM »
Róisín encouraged me so much over the years that she naturally earned herself a place in my Dragonhost Saga as an incarnation of Baba Yaga, Second Guardian of Gevarna. I thought I would share those scenes in the first three books in which she appears (excluding first-person POV moments from Book 1). Here's the first, from Earthfire.

A keen-eyed falcon perched upon a high branch and looked down upon a village that was empty of life.
The buildings were undamaged, but doors and shutters stood open.
An expanse of woodland perhaps thirty paces across had vanished and the brown soil was now ashes the colour of bleached bone, save in the centre, where a single tree and a section of stone wall stood in a circle of grass.
At the base of the tree, a limp figure sprawled. 
The devastation was a perfect circle, and its edges were as sharp as a knife slash. There were trees that were half living wood, half white ash, and rocks scorched black on one side but unmarked on the other.
The falcon leaped from the branch, wings spreading, and dropped to the ground near the edge of the devastated soil to vanish in a flash of vivid green.
A woman stood up and looked around.
She was small, buxom, and fair-skinned, wearing a plain brown blouse and skirt under a green cloak edged with falcon feathers. Her flowing hair was rust-red, confined by a plain leather headband, and her eyes were large and bright blue, with faint patches of grey. Her broad, pleasant features had the unblemished fairness of youth.
She bent down and dipped her left hand into the ashes, which looked as fine as sand, and her fingers met almost no resistance. It was almost as if she had plunged her arm into water until she struck earth just over a foot down.
When she drew her hand out, the ashes flowed off her arm and through her fingers without a single fragment remaining, and her face briefly twisted in revulsion.
She went around the boundary of the devastation, pausing on the way where nine sets of prints entered, and a place where dozens, scores of people had left in a body, their tracks of all sizes, as if a whole community had fled… and where a single set of tracks, made by someone struggling to walk, led towards the mountains.
Then she turned to face the forest, summoning her energies, and sharpening her senses, the wolf, the cat, the eagle, as new arrivals came into view.
Two dozen wolves were drawing near, and at the head of the pack were two grey vol’volkiy; a mated pair. She watched them close in, and then the pack halted just yards away.
* Red Mother, we greet you.   
* What happened here?

Beast-speech did not always give clear communication. Animals, even the brightest, did not use words as Humans did; the Talent could render their thoughts, mostly images of sight, sound, and scent, in a way that could be understood, but not always clearly; and words were never easy to transform into sensations in return.
But the reply was clear, if in many voices.
* A Human did that. He burned other Humans. All the others here ran away into the night.
* We were hunting one who slew Our kin, and followed him there. The Human who destroyed him and the others used a terrible fire. Then he tried to run away. He was very badly hurt and very scared. With him was a wolf child.
* He was heading for the high rocks. We knew that the Old One was dead. We were angry at the fire the Human had used. But he stopped, when he saw Us. He was too hurt to go on. We would have killed him if We had not seen the Old One's spirit with him. He tried to Speak with Us, but he was in too much pain.
*Then the wolf child pleaded for his life and said that he was good and kind. We looked, and saw his spirit, and it is good. We healed his worst wound and let him go on.

She stood for a moment, eyes softening in memory.
* You acted well. The Pact still holds. Those who slew your kin do not live in these forests.
The wolf-pack turned as one and hastened into the forest, disappearing among the trees.
The woman carefully waded through the ashes to the huddled body on the grass and crouched over it. Her head slumped down, and she sobbed.
After some moments she wiped her eyes, took a deep breath, and looked at the dead man’s hands. Her expression changed to surprise.
Releasing the hands, she turned away and looked down at the grass. Carefully tugging some free, she shook off the soil and caught the grass in a freshly plucked leaf that she folded delicately and placed in a pouch on her belt. 
She passed through the ash and walked over to one of the houses to look inside before calling out, - Dotchka? Dotchka? -
There was no reply.
She moved on to four other homes, looked inside and called out to each of them, to be met with the same silence.
Finally she turned away and vanished in a bright green flash.
The falcon took wing, heading into the deep forests to the east.

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General Discussion Board / Re: Bad jokes thread
« Last post by wavewright62 on May 30, 2024, 10:52:33 PM »

...watch out Daisy Duck?
Spoiler: show
Sweet Polly Purebred from Underdog?  Mebbe I'm just old

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General Discussion Board / Re: Bad jokes thread
« Last post by Yastreb on May 30, 2024, 09:01:26 PM »
I can’t take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. Guess that’s what I get for buying a pure-bread dog.
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