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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #45 on: March 04, 2016, 05:41:14 AM »
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #46 on: March 04, 2016, 10:22:18 AM »
Quote from: Kiraly on March 03, 2016, 12:27:09 PM
even though I doubt the truth of the initial statement
There are actually various differences between the two, including the feathers. Even more importantly, the terms aren't clearly defined; in some areas/languages, "ravens" includes "crows", in others it's the other way around, in yet others, they are separate groups.

Where I live, the ravens (Kolkrabe) are the only ones to be entirely black, including beak and feet, so telling them apart
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2016, 10:57:05 AM »
Quote from: JoB on March 04, 2016, 10:22:18 AM
There are actually various differences between the two, including the feathers. Even more importantly, the terms aren't clearly defined; in some areas/languages, "ravens" includes "crows", in others it's the other way around, in yet others, they are separate groups.

Where I live, the ravens (Kolkrabe) are the only ones to be entirely black, including beak and feet, so telling them apart
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is a simple matter of blacklisting.


Haha, I heartily approve of this addition. :)
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #48 on: March 04, 2016, 07:54:20 PM »
Quote from: JoB on March 04, 2016, 10:22:18 AM
There are actually various differences between the two, including the feathers. Even more importantly, the terms aren't clearly defined; in some areas/languages, "ravens" includes "crows", in others it's the other way around, in yet others, they are separate groups.

Can confirm - we have huge black birds here that everyone calls crows, but are actually ravens. There are two species of crow, but you hardly ever see them with the ravens strutting around everywhere going "AAAAAA! AAAA! Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!".

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #49 on: March 04, 2016, 08:01:14 PM »
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
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You might think it is Arrr, but any sailor's true love is the C.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #50 on: March 05, 2016, 07:48:12 PM »
I saw this on Facebook and instantly thought of this thread.

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #51 on: March 07, 2016, 03:24:57 PM »
Have you heard of the invention of the shovel? 

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #52 on: March 09, 2016, 05:51:00 PM »
What do you call an evil vampire wizard?
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A neckromancer
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #53 on: March 09, 2016, 06:00:10 PM »
Quote from: IKEA on March 09, 2016, 05:51:00 PM
What do you call an evil vampire wizard?
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A neckromancer

Very good, this is the first one that made me groan.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #54 on: March 09, 2016, 07:56:18 PM »
Quote from: Double H on March 09, 2016, 06:00:10 PM
Very good, this is the first one that made me groan.

It's an example of biting humour.  Fangs for pointing it out.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #55 on: March 09, 2016, 08:03:35 PM »
This seems like a thread that i can really spin a yarn on. It is a skein to some of the things I Love and Iwool needle to be a part of it. I can use it to unwind but I might get hooked.
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #56 on: March 09, 2016, 08:29:07 PM »
I saw this today and thought of you guys:
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And LadyRamkin.... beautiful string of puns!!!!
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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #57 on: March 09, 2016, 09:35:24 PM »
I used to be a fan....

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #58 on: March 09, 2016, 09:56:10 PM »
That vampire wizard joke reminded me:

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Re: Bad jokes thread
« Reply #59 on: March 16, 2016, 03:10:31 PM »
A photo joke:
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