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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2015, 02:28:37 PM »
Team members are not allowed to skip the MANDATORY beginners class on how to play the bagpipes.
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2015, 02:45:08 PM »
Team members are not allowed to skip the MANDATORY beginners class on how to play the bagpipes.

Seems a bit contradictory....
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2015, 05:32:20 PM »
Seems a bit contradictory....
There's something about this crew that ISN'T? :P

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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2015, 05:39:13 PM »
There's something about this crew that ISN'T? :P

Not really, but I'd rather we not banish EVERYONE into the Silent World forever.
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2015, 06:49:22 PM »
Team members are no longer allowed to refer to bellows pumps as bagpipes despite similarities in design.
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2015, 05:46:52 AM »
#Team members pull Gwenno's braids at their own risk

#Do not directly forbid Fimby from doing anything in the hope of getting him to do said thing. It will not work out as you expect

#Villainous deeds are to be constrained to proper altaverse

#Troll blood as warpaint is not allowed

#Do you guys really need to copy everything Karri or Haiz do, really? Every trend?.....
#a- If Karri or Haiz start a trend it is required of team members to follow suit

#Crew members are not allowed to offer promotions for getting rid of that damn troll if they are not in a position to give promotions
#a- If team members have authority to give promotions this is of course acceptable

#Books and other plunder are not to be kept by individual team members and are for the good of the known word. Please stop *loosing* them, and *forgetting* to register finds with the correct authorities
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2015, 11:52:21 AM »
#Books and other plunder are not to be kept by individual team members and are for the good of the known word. Please stop *loosing* them, and *forgetting* to register finds with the correct authorities
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2015, 12:29:08 PM »
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #23 on: December 01, 2015, 02:30:10 PM »
#Do you guys really need to copy everything Karri or Haiz do, really? Every trend?.....
#a- If Karri or Haiz start a trend it is required of team members to follow suit

Nyahahahahahaa.........

-team members are not allowed to put important documents in Karri's hair. yes, nobody liked the chorelist, but we did need that and now it's going to rot in there.

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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2015, 03:18:06 PM »
This is going nicely...
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2015, 05:30:52 PM »
I got one that keeps making me chuckle

Team members are not aloud to leave any sort of animal pelt laying around
Or wear them to frighten other members.
Or let Matthew wear them.
Seriously don't let him wear it.

Troll skin(s) may not be animal pelts, but are treated as such.
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #26 on: December 01, 2015, 08:52:52 PM »
Team members are hereby ordered to cease attempting to steal Strelok's bandanna or goggles.
furthermore all betting pools on his true eye color, hair length and coloration are to be turned over to command for future expedition miscellaneous funds.
Team members are also no longer allowed to play pinfinger, nerve, bishop, stabscotch, or five finger fillet with knives of unknown origin.
#a the embarrassment of losing is punishment enough for playing such a silly game.
#b Strelok is banned from all games of pinfinger, nerve, bishop, stabscotch, or five finger fillet due to cheating with runic type magic.
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #27 on: December 01, 2015, 09:09:39 PM »
Team members are hereby ordered to cease attempting to steal Strelok's bandanna or goggles.
furthermore all betting pools on his true eye color, hair length and coloration are to be turned over to command for future expedition miscellaneous funds.
Team members are also no longer allowed to play pinfinger, nerve, bishop, stabscotch, or five finger fillet with knives of unknown origin.
#a the embarrassment of losing is punishment enough for playing such a silly game.
#b Strelok is banned from all games of pinfinger, nerve, bishop, stabscotch, or five finger fillet due to cheating with runic type magic.

Team members may not hold fingers for ransom.
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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2015, 08:59:23 AM »
I got one that keeps making me chuckle

Team members are not aloud to leave any sort of animal pelt laying around
Or wear them to frighten other members.
Or let Matthew wear them.
Seriously don't let him wear it.

Troll skin(s) may not be animal pelts, but are treated as such.

Team members BETTER NOT TAKE AWAY MY GOD DAMNED ANIMAL PELTS. Those are srs bsnss.

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Re: Things Team Members Are Not Allowed To Do
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2015, 09:00:40 AM »
Not really, but I'd rather we not banish EVERYONE into the Silent World forever.
In that case, may I propose a rule for this list? Yeah I know it's just for fun, but the whole "no one ever is ever allowed to play bagpipes and the punishment is near-certain death" thing makes me a little bit uncomfortable, in the "corrupted dictatorship military state executioning everyone who don't agree" sort of way... I suggest that we keep make up funny rules but perhaps leave the punishment for the more severe ones to be decided by an established IC court of law. Lets face it, not even our crazy crew would sign up for an expedition with totally outlandish rules or punishments. Even the military needs to follow the legal systems of their country, and the crew is funded by the government.
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