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General Discussion Board / Re: Bad jokes thread
« Last post by Yastreb on April 20, 2024, 07:22:33 AM »A couple of years back I watched a video debunking a claim by a Flat Earth believer that the salt flats in a certain South American country prove the Earth to be flat. I was moved to comment... and triggered a pun barrage. Here are the highlights.
Yastreb
Santos Bonacci: "These salt flats prove the Earth is flat."
Everybody else: "I don't Bolivia!"
Exit311
But he Peru'ved it
bobblum5973
Well, that pun fell flat...
(Actually a good one!)
marksmithinspirationalspea3836
Leave by the ecua-door!!!
PabloSanchez-qu6ib
Drats! The report button has boxes for spam, violence and porn but I cannot find the weapon grade pun option.
Yastreb (PabloSanchez-qu6ib)
I was expecting a Chile reception, to be honest.
DanielGBenesScienceShows
These Guayana roll! There’s Germany of these country-related puns, but yet, somehow I’m still Hungary for more! Armenia more of these can there be possibly be? If you find more, Kenya guys please let us know? Ukrain share them here if you want, and Tibet you will! Oh where’s my manners… if it costs you anything to share them, Belize let me know and I’m Ghana Togo ahead send you a Czech.
simond.455
This thread went South America fast. I'm Guyana leave before someone starts to wonder about my Suriname.
DanielGBenesScienceShows
If you're Hungary for more, don't worry. We'll Fiji.
Yastreb (DanielGBenesScienceShows)
Am I Russian to provide more puns? Yes, Siam!
bobblum5973
There's a Brazilian more puns where these came from!
Yastreb
People can't stand these puns. They want to complain to whoever is in charge. They're shouting, "Get the Bosphorus!"
bobblum5973
The Science Fiction author Spider Robinson noted that "Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased." He is also known as writing some wonderfully horrendous puns. I think the two things are related.
Yastreb (DanielGBenesScienceShows)
Check out the short story compilation "Callahan's Cross-time Saloon," where you'll find a plethora of puns (but no pinatas...)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callahan%27s_Crosstime_Saloon
DanielGBenesScienceShows (Yastreb)
I’ll check that out! PS- I wrote a book about puns once. It was made out of paper. It was tearable. I wrote the first draft with a pencil, but the pencil tips kept breaking. So I switched to a pen, because writing with a pencil was pointless.
Yastreb
Santos Bonacci: "These salt flats prove the Earth is flat."
Everybody else: "I don't Bolivia!"
Exit311
But he Peru'ved it
bobblum5973
Well, that pun fell flat...
(Actually a good one!) marksmithinspirationalspea3836
Leave by the ecua-door!!!
PabloSanchez-qu6ib
Drats! The report button has boxes for spam, violence and porn but I cannot find the weapon grade pun option.
Yastreb (PabloSanchez-qu6ib)
I was expecting a Chile reception, to be honest.
DanielGBenesScienceShows
These Guayana roll! There’s Germany of these country-related puns, but yet, somehow I’m still Hungary for more! Armenia more of these can there be possibly be? If you find more, Kenya guys please let us know? Ukrain share them here if you want, and Tibet you will! Oh where’s my manners… if it costs you anything to share them, Belize let me know and I’m Ghana Togo ahead send you a Czech.
simond.455
This thread went South America fast. I'm Guyana leave before someone starts to wonder about my Suriname.
DanielGBenesScienceShows
If you're Hungary for more, don't worry. We'll Fiji.
Yastreb (DanielGBenesScienceShows)
Am I Russian to provide more puns? Yes, Siam!
bobblum5973
There's a Brazilian more puns where these came from!
Yastreb
People can't stand these puns. They want to complain to whoever is in charge. They're shouting, "Get the Bosphorus!"
bobblum5973
The Science Fiction author Spider Robinson noted that "Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased." He is also known as writing some wonderfully horrendous puns. I think the two things are related.
Yastreb (DanielGBenesScienceShows)
Check out the short story compilation "Callahan's Cross-time Saloon," where you'll find a plethora of puns (but no pinatas...)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callahan%27s_Crosstime_Saloon
DanielGBenesScienceShows (Yastreb)
I’ll check that out! PS- I wrote a book about puns once. It was made out of paper. It was tearable. I wrote the first draft with a pencil, but the pencil tips kept breaking. So I switched to a pen, because writing with a pencil was pointless.
