The Stand Still, Stay Silent Fan-Forum

Creative Corner => Writing Board => Topic started by: Rosepieces on June 01, 2015, 05:55:38 PM

Title: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Rosepieces on June 01, 2015, 05:55:38 PM
The Silent World Recording Studio is now open for business! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *fanfare*

We already have place to dump fanfics and drawings of all types, and now we have a place just to dump your SSSS inspired music! The current musical thread is much more for a specific purpose, while this is just a general music dump site! SO LOAD IT UP!


I'll start with posting a link. My first song, What Do You Do With a Mopey Shepherd is way too long for a single post, and had its own thread to hold it, so here it is!
Mopey Shepherd (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=378.0)
Title: Onomatopoeia!
Post by: Rosepieces on June 01, 2015, 05:58:52 PM
Parody of Splish Splash by Bobby Darin (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KmKkV3ddAo)

Splish psaash Lalli's takin' a bath
That he didn't expect to take!
Rub-a-dub Emil's got him in a tub
Too bad he can't see Lalli's face

Mikkel left them alone
And he went back inside
To see how Tuuri's doin' with her new job as scribe
Then with a scribble-riiitsch
Mikkel's book is gettin' ripped
But Mikkel is telling Tuuri that the book is still alright

There was a splishin' and psaaasshin'
scribblin' and a rippin'
Momma kitty hoppin'
Onomatopoeia! YEAH!

And now we've seen the whole gang
All except the new braided mage!
Well we don't know where he is or what kind of sounds he's makin' alone
Now the LallEmil ship is a-growing
Mikkel reads but Sigrun doesn't know how to
But still the SPLISH PSAAASH we only care about the bath, and all of the wonderful sounds yaaaaaaay

There was-a baby kitties mewin'
Momma kitty hoppin'
Demon doggy sniffin'
Splishin' and psaaasshin'! YEAH!

YEAH baby kitties mewin'
Momma kitty hoppin'
Demon doggy sniffin''
Scribblin' and a-riiitschin'
Splishin' and psaaashin'
Onomatopoeia!!

Splishin' and psaaashin'
Splishin' and psaaashin'
Splishin' and psaaashin'......
Title: Red is the Hair
Post by: Rosepieces on June 01, 2015, 06:00:13 PM
Parody of Red Is The Rose (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmHpgwgYv2k)

Come out of the known world, my burning viking lass
Come far from your home for glory
We've started a team that only you can lead
The team full of glorious hair

Red is the braid that comes out from Reynir's head
Bright is the sparkle of Emil's hair
Poofy is Tuuri's, And stoic, Mikkel's
But Sigrun's is redder than any

twas down by the lighthouse, upon the ocean breeze
They waited for fish and food stuffs
The wind blew her hair so she couldn't see the ship
Was hair in her eyes, not binoculars

Red is the braid that comes out from Reynir's head
Bright is the sparkle of Emil's hair
Poofy is Tuuri's, And stoic, Mikkel's
But Sigrun's is redder than any

Now they run off for more adventure
More trolls to kill and books to find
Lead by the hair of my burning viking lass
To glory, and fame, and shampoo

Red is the braid that comes out from Reynir's head
Bright is the sparkle of Emil's hair
Poofy is Tuuri's, And stoic, Mikkel's
But Sigrun's is redder than any

Red is the braid that comes out from Reynir's head
Bright is the sparkle of Emil's hair
Poofy is Tuuri's, And stoic, Mikkel's
But Sigrun's is redder than any
Title: The Silent World
Post by: Rosepieces on June 01, 2015, 09:14:27 PM
(Parody of A Whole New World (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ1Rb9hC4JY) from Disney's Aladdin)

Sigrun:
I can show you a troll
Ugly, putrid, and stinking
Come on Tuuri, stop blinking
Or you'll miss it 'fore it hides

Tuuri, open your eyes
See the sights and the wonders
Over, sideways, and under
On this magic troll thrill-ride

The Silent World
Trolls to stab and trolls to shoot
We're all together there to fetch our share
Of fortune we've been dreaming

Tuuri:
The Silent World
All of these wondrous books to loot
But now that we're out here, and out of there
I'll drive this Cattank through to world for you
Sigrun:
Now we're in the Silent World
Tuuri:
Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feelings
Roaring, rumbling, freewheeling
Through a more exciting life

The Silent World
Sigrun: There's a nest up ahead!
Tuuri: Hopefully a troll to see
Sigrun: Trolls will nest where it's wetter!

Tuuri:
Give me a working car
I'll take us far
I can't go back
To my brother Onni

Sigrun: The Silent World
Tuuri: Every turn a surprise
Sigrun: With fame and glory to pursue
Tuuri: HOLY CRAP AN EXPLOSION!
Both: Time to get out of here
To ocean air
And find a braid inside our box of food

Sigrun: The Silent World
Tuuri: The Silent World
Sigrun: That's where we'll go
Tuuri: That's where we'll go
Sigrun: A thrilling chase
Tuuri: An unknown place
Both: That's far from home
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Sunflower on June 01, 2015, 09:20:30 PM
Actually, nearly half the contents of the Poetry thread (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=4.msg39262#msg39262) is actually SSSS-themed lyrics to existing songs (or "filk").  A separate thread here is a bit redundant *unless* authors are open to moving their filk lyrics over here.  Which might actually be a good idea, since the Poetry thread has SO MANY entries, it's getting hard to find things.

In fact, I'll put up a poll on the poetry thread and see what they think.  If the consensus favors splitting off song lyrics from straight poetry, Rosepieces, do you mind merging your thread with all those postings?
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Eich on June 02, 2015, 12:10:42 AM
All future filks can go here, along with any general music stuff (I like the idea.  A lot.).
No merging threads here, because it'll usurp the original post and leave everyone without any context. 

Get postin'.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 02, 2015, 12:29:35 AM
Pg 331

“I Helped!”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0udu4KYv1zI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0udu4KYv1zI) “On the Street Where You Live”
by Lerner & Loewe

After Onni
Heard from Lalli
“Let me in!”
The two talked
Among themselves

I was getting
A bit nervous
For these Finns
Are so stoic
That they might
As well be elves

Then I started
To my shock
To disappear
But though I am
Fading I know
Just what I hear

Before when I strove
To help people out
What I did just drove
Those I would aid
To scream and shout
But now Tuuri’s bro
Tells me as I go
That it’s true
Just this once
That I helped

When I heard those words
Lo my heart did bound
And it seemed that birds
Burst into song
From all around
Words I can’t ignore
Never heard before
Yes it’s true
Just this once
That I helped

And oh
The wonderful feeling
Now I know
That I’ve been of aid
I’ll throw
My arms up and squealing
Rejoice at Onni’s
Statement as I
Leave the glade

That I disappear
Doesn’t bother me
Cause I heard it clear
From Onni’s lips
That lauded me
I can go in peace
Knowing this at least
That it’s true
Just this once
That I helped

[Interlude]

That I disappear
Doesn’t bother me
Cause I heard it clear
From Onni’s lips
That lauded me
I can go in peace
Knowing this at least
That it’s true
Just this once
That I helped
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Rosepieces on June 04, 2015, 05:41:40 AM
Pg 331

“I Helped!”
*clap clap clap* *cheers*
Title: Gotta Go
Post by: Rosepieces on June 04, 2015, 05:44:37 AM
Parody of Let It Go (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU) from Disney's Frozen

My siblings all lead exciting, fun lives
And I'm stuck here all alone
A pasture for feeding the sheep
And my parents, all I've known
Telling me the stories of the trolls that they fight
I want to get out, no escape in sight

Got to get out
Got to be free
No farm or pasture can ever hold me
I'll pack my things
And they won't know
They'll never know

Gotta go, gotta go
Not staying here anymore
Gotta go, gotta go
Sneaking through the front door
I don't care
Where I'm going to stay
Reynir's moving on
I can't believe I am a runaway


I'll hitch a ride and go start
This perfect life of mine
There's no one now to control me
It's now my time to shine

I'm standing, gawking in the street
Guess Reykjavik is pretty neat
But I can't stay it's not for me
I'M FREE!

Gotta go, gotta go
Bornholm, Denmark is looking fine
Gotta go, gotta go
Palm trees and summer all the time

Can I go?
I need a job!
I can wash dishes!

My smile sparkles, braid is flopping all around
But we won't stop in Denmark so I'm stuck here with a frown
We only let off crates of tuna that we catch
I've got a great idea!
Life will be a blast!

Gotta go, gotta go
I'll pretend that I am a fish
Gotta go, gotta go
I'll never regret this

Don't eat me
I do not taste great
Please, sir, let me go
I know they'll come back for me any day...
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 04, 2015, 07:52:21 PM
Pg 334, summarizing 332-334

“Here in My Haven”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y18AzhWRc14 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y18AzhWRc14) “Hushabye Mountain”
by RB & RM Sherman

It’s good to see
You here in my haven
My young cousin
Lalli the Mage
And now that you
Can’t go back with your friend
Stay here with me
And talk with your sage

Don’t try to roam
From your little haven
In this world
Of infinite seas
That Thing we know
Is trying to find us
Better by far
You stay here with me

So let’s relax
Right here in my haven
Just enjoy
This time spent with me
Have you made friends?
So, maybe you’ve made one
Par for the course
For Cousin Lalli
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Viisikielinenkantele on June 05, 2015, 01:44:19 PM
Okay, now I'm confused...should I move my things over here? I just posted on the other thread...help?
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Rosepieces on June 05, 2015, 04:33:53 PM
Okay, now I'm confused...should I move my things over here? I just posted on the other thread...help?
You don't have to if you don't want to. I just wanted a dedicated filk thread to make things easier to find!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Fenris on June 05, 2015, 11:15:39 PM
Trolls Burn (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8ZdrbEwqkk)

I've had a vision its clear to me now
I know what has to be done
Trolls and humans cannot share a land
A plague and I have the cure

Chase them down, let us end their pain
Remove nests, they'll be gone from our isle
Habitats lost

We burn
Thunder, no escape
Show them some mercy, just burn
Rash turn to ash

Inspired by generals from long ago
I know what has to be done
Trolls on my land must be shown the only cure
Now let the cleansing begin

Parasite!
Giant you will be cut short
To kill them is what we've been taught
Obey the law. We burn!

Hunters, cleansers and generals hear
It's our chance we've been waiting too long
Your orders are: to start to burn
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 07, 2015, 01:24:20 AM
Pg 335

“The Coming of DerpKitty”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMVyA4YfZYo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMVyA4YfZYo) “Milo’s Song”
by N Gimbel & L Pockriss

How will they find DerpKitty?
How will it come to be?
Will it be so sad
Or a comedy?

Will our Emil toast the place
Getting Sigrun in his face
Or will the dog-beast
Be about to chow down?

How will they find DerpKitty?
How will they find the cat?
Just how Minna wants
And that’s really that

It could be a cliffhanger
Or Cthulhund going “Grrrr”
The way’s really up to her
Our Dear Creator

We’ll see DerpKitty soon
And the fandom will squee
At the advent of DerpKitty

DerpKitty’s coming soon
You’ll be coming soon Kitty
You’ll be coming soon

[Musical Interlude]

How will they find DerpKitty?
How will they find the cat?
Just how Minna wants
And that’s really that

It could be a cliffhanger
Or Cthulhund going “Grrrr”
The way’s really up to her
Our Dear Creator
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 07, 2015, 03:03:30 PM
Pg 335

“Emil, the Swedish Cleanser”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoMmIPpNhAc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoMmIPpNhAc) “Lambert, the Sheepish Lion”
by J Dubin

Emil
You don’t know your tongues
You don’t know your math
You met the two Finns
When needing a bath

Emil
Your ego’s too big
Your knowledge too small
Your clumsiness leads
To your pratfalls

Emil
The Swedish Cleanser
Emil
Ka-THUM Dispenser
He wants to be a Cleanser bold
Emil
The Swedish Cleanser

Pouring rain came down as he
And Sigrun probed the school
Sigrun found some DVDs
Which Emil thought so cool

Then he heard a herd of wilding deer
And watched them passing by
(Jump, jump, jump, jump)
But Sigrun said, “I’m sorry, kid”
As she saw dinner fly

Emil
The Swedish Cleanser
Emil
Ka-THUM Dispenser
He wants to be a Cleanser bold
Emil
The Swedish Cleanser

As they packed up the books they’d found
Emil heard something new
He told Sigrun and she told him
Exactly what to do

When Emil froze, she gave him a push
And said, “Don’t wimp out now!”
So off he went to try to find
The source of the “Mrow”
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 07, 2015, 09:34:41 PM
Pg 336

“The Emil on the Prowl”
from “The Farmer in the Dell”
(Traditional)

The Emil on the prowl
The Emil on the prowl
Hi-ho the dairy-oh
The Emil on the prowl

The cats made some noise
The cats made some noise
Hi-ho the dairy-oh
The cats made some noise

So Emil goes on
So Emil goes on
Hi-ho the dairy-oh
So Emil goes on

The Beast is a-hunt
The Beast is a-hunt
Hi-ho the dairy-oh
The Beast is a-hunt

Now Emil must act
Now Emil must act
Hi-ho the dairy-oh
Now Emil must act
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 09, 2015, 02:32:15 AM
Pg 337

“Minna’s Minnions”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpLVyZVRw3w (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpLVyZVRw3w) “Mickey’s Monkey”
by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles

Two months and Book One will be ready!
Let’s sing ‘bout who we are
Re-read it through, a read through

Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)
Read A Redtail’s Dream
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)
F5 ev’ry night

So this gal named Minna came from Finland’s cool
She was making landscapes made us drool
Put up the best comics on her website
So we F5 like mad ev’ry night

And across the internet went Minna’s Language Tree
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)
And ComicMix’s tournament was key
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)
And by then we all agreed
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)
That Minna’s Minnions were what we want to be
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)

And now we’re all Minna’s willing Minnions
(We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions)
We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions
(We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions)

Read Stand Still Stay Silent
(Read Stand Still Stay Silent)
Read A Redtail’s Dream
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)

Read Stand Still Stay Silent
(Read Stand Still Stay Silent)
Read A Redtail’s Dream
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)

Minnions firm, Minnions true
(Read Stand Still Stay Silent)
Anyone can be a Minnion too
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)
And now we’re all Minna’s willing Minnions
(We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions)
We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions
(We’re all Minna’s willing Minnions)

Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)
Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)

We’re the Minnions
(We’re the Minnions)
Minna’s Minnions
(Minna’s Minnions)

We’re the Minnions
(We’re the Minnions)
Minna’s Minnions
(Minna’s Minnions)

Minna’s Minnions
(Minna’s Minnions)
Minna’s Minnions
(Minna’s Minnions)

Hit F5

Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent
(Read Stand Still Stay Si-i-i-lent)
Read A Redtail’s Dream
(Read A Redtail’s Dream)

F5
F5, F5
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Rosepieces on June 09, 2015, 02:35:40 AM
I <3 you LooNEY!! :D
Title: Cleanser Emil
Post by: Rosepieces on June 10, 2015, 07:40:09 AM
SCENE: Basically, imagine this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMxTFqPET5I)
Emil is alone in the Cattank. He finds his secret collection of SSSS Action Figures and takes them out. All dolls bow to the light that is... CLEANSER EMIL!

A parody of Captain Planet (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGegECwSiGY)

Tuuri: Brave!
Lalli: Handsome!
Braidy: Boom!
Sigrun: Splosions!
Mikkel: Burn!
All: GO EMIL!

Emil:
Your adoration and mine, I am CLEANSER EMIL!

Cleanser Emil, he's our hero
Reducing all the troll nests to zero
He's the best there'll ever be
You can tell cuz his hair's so sparkly

Cleanser Emil, he's our hero
Reducing all the troll nests to zero
Immolations put asunder
Giants who'll stop his loot and plunder

PlEaSe PlEaSe KiLl Me, ClEaNsEr EmIl!

All:
We are Emil's crew
And we're here to say
Burning and exploding is the only way
Ceiling Pugs and dog beasts can not stop us
Because Cleanser Emil will blow them up!

Emil:
THE POWER IS MINE!
Title: Still Alive
Post by: Rosepieces on June 12, 2015, 05:06:03 PM
Parody of Still Alive (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI) by Jonathan Coulton

I got a disease
But TV said that I'd
Be okay
It's hard to tell of my dissatisfaction

Now I'm a rash beast
I'm part of the growing grossling horde
Not everyone can be one
Most people just end up dead
But there's no sense crying cuz I have no tear ducts
I'll just start mutating cuz I'm all out of DUCKS
Will I grow some new arms, legs, or another head
I wish I were one of the dead

Now I'm really angry
I don't even know why I am
But I kinda want to eat all of you
I'll tear you to pieces
Or maybe I'll just swallow you whole
I'm sure you'll taste great because
You're still among the living

I'm still getting bigger, wonder how much I'll grow
The rash is still spreading, wonder how far it goes
Will it kill all mankind
Leave me no food left to find
Am I stuck in this world all alone

I found more just like me
And things are getting pretty strange now
For some reason we got stuck together
Making a Giant
I could never have planned for this
This is gonna be the best
Now I just want to eat more

Now I'll go start hunting cuz I need some more food
Could you come outside and maybe let me eat you
You had best sit down and pray, I will eat you either way
And all people who are still alive

Now you will see that I'm still alive
Your train is coming and I'm still alive
I like this canned food and I'm still alive
While you're dying I'll be still alive
After I eat you I'll be still alive

Still alive...
Still alive...
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 13, 2015, 01:06:15 PM
Pg 340

“Draw”
from “Sing”
by J Raposo

Draw
Draw a dog
Draw its snarl
Through the fog

Draw the transformation
Hear the screams once you’re done

Draw
Draw a THING
Draw the horrors
And let the screaming ring

Have multiple rib-cage tentacles
Sprout out from the doggy’s back

And draw
Draw the dog

(AUGH GET IT AWAY)
(OH PLEASE GET IT AWAY)
(LET’S RUN IT’S COMING FOR US)

(AUGH GET IT AWAY)
(OH PLEASE GET IT AWAY)
(LET’S RUN IT’S COMING FOR US)

Draw
Draw a THING
See the fear
That it brings

Paint it in great detail
Make all its viewers quail

Draw
Draw a THING
Draw the horrors
And let the screaming ring

Have multiple rib-cage tentacles
Sprout out from the doggy’s back

And draw
Draw the dog

(AUGH GET IT AWAY)
(OH PLEASE GET IT AWAY)
(LET’S RUN IT’S COMING FOR US)

(AUGH GET IT AWAY)
(OH PLEASE GET IT AWAY)
(LET’S RUN IT’S COMING FOR US)

So draw
Draw the dog
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 14, 2015, 03:43:47 AM
Pg 340

“Kill the Beast”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh98Kscctw4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh98Kscctw4) “The Mob Song”
by A Menken & H Ashman

I was trying to be kind
Shoot it right in its poor head
But it moved and so I missed it
Otherwise it would be dead
Now it’s crippled so it’s changing
Into sheer monstrosity
And at last it stands there undisguised
A horror plain to see

Shot the dog
Missed the head
And apologized profusely
But I saw some of my bullets mark its hide
Now reload
There it goes
Ripping off the guise of doggie
And there’s something truly terrible inside

It’s a beast
An offense
Against Nature
Naked skull
Nothing dull about this

Tentacles
Spider legs
Like something from the dregs
Make it dead
Good and dead!
Kill the Beast!

Lock and load
Here we go
Send another spray of bullets out
There’s nothing else but to kill or be killed
Now it’s done
Here it comes
Anytime now it’ll charge me
But I’ll make sure that it’s not my blood that’s spilled

It’s a beast
Out of all
Your worst nightmares
Nothing less
And prepared for the feast

Take your gun
Aim it true
It’s no fun
Up to you
Pull that trigger nice and slow

If I’d just
Let it be
It would still try to pursue us
Sigrun wants nothing to follow us at least
I’ve a gun
And a knife
Though it tries to take my life
But after all these tears and strife
I’ll kill the Beast!

Heart in throat
Forward bolt
‘Cause it’s coming to a battle
When it’s over one of two lives will have ceased
Must be strong
Won’t be long
Like the heroes of old song
The Cleanser up against what’s Wrong
I’ll kill the Beast!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 18, 2015, 10:33:28 PM
“Cry of Cthulhund”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97vV_cB8GkE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97vV_cB8GkE) “Faust (Winslow)”
by Paul Williams

I am not myself these days
In a million ways
But I cannot seem to stop it
It began oh so long ago
Felt the sickness grow
And I never got atop it

But now I gain control
And pull back from the role
Of Monster
Out a-ravaging
Back to faithful hound
Hereafter
Not Monster
And an enemy
The Rash permits me while in

Beams of bright sunshine
Beams that make it end
Beams in which I whine
Beams I love again

I am not myself these days
Living in a haze
But I used to be a good dog
Now a madness has hold of me
What else could it be?
Filling all my mind with thick fog

But now I gain control
And pull back from the role
Of Monster
Out a-ravaging
Back to faithful hound
Hereafter
Not Monster
And an enemy
Rash permits me while in

Beams of bright sunshine
Beams that make it end
Beams in which I whine
Beams I love again

All the clouds have gone
How could it be?
And being me is mighty fine
I’ll bear any cost
Just to be me
Transitory
Though it proves to be
Like beams
Beams that make it end
Proves to be
Like beams
Beams I love again
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 20, 2015, 01:58:48 AM
Pg 345

“Journey’s End/Stand Still. Stay Silent”
from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckcjs-2yWDk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ckcjs-2yWDk) “Melodies of Life/FINAL FANTASY”
by Nobuo Uematsu

Alone in the Dark
Of the hostile Silent World
Six people strive just to survive
That in which they’ve been hurled
‘Til at long last they find
The way on which they wend
Leads them all back home
To Journey’s End

To Silent Denmark
Went our brave explorers six
Five from a small expedition
And one tossed in the mix
But onward they went to
The Cities of the Trolls
Slow but sure
Onward
The Cat-Tank rolls

Though the bridge collapsed behind
It didn’t damp their frame of mind
Finding books
And fighting monsters
Would be fun
For awhile

The voyagers six
In the Silent World
Looking for the road to
Their Journey’s End
Someday they’ll find
Journey’s End
Though their Journey’s End
Leads them through the dark and
Silent World
They’ll find their way somehow

[Musical Interlude]

So far yet so near
Onni dreams of family
Reynir helped their meeting
Though annoying poor Lalli
But though the Silent World
Is drawn up against them
They will meet
In the flesh
At Journey’s End

Though there’s something after them
These stolid Hotakainen men
Won’t give up
And with the rest
Lalli
Will overcome

The voyagers six
In the Silent World
Looking for the road to
Their Journey’s End
Someday they’ll find
Journey’s End
Though their Journey’s End
Leads them through the dark and
Silent World
They’ll find their way
And once the six leave
The Silent World behind
Their cargo will help uplift
Humanity
Perhaps a cure
For the Rash
Once at Journey’s End
Our six at heart will never be apart
Though not always together

[Musical Interlude]

Hearken to the tale
Minna calls
Stand Still Stay Silent
Hearken to the tale
Of our heroes
Facing Giants

Hearken to the tale
Bend your ears
To hear the story
Hearken to the tale
Of good friends
And deeds of glory

So it was
That six motley misfits
Came together
And became our heroes
Through it all

Yes it was
That six motley misfits
Broke the Silence
And returned
Without a loss
Back
To Journey’s End!
(Hearken to the tale
Listen)
(Hearken to the tale
Journey’s)
END!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on July 02, 2015, 09:54:57 PM
Pg 354

“The Death of MomCat”
from “Bus Stop”
by the Hollies

CatTank
Wet day
Momma Cat lay
Wounded on the desktop
Mikkel
Calms her
Softly warms her
Wounded on the desktop
Set the syringe
“Will it help her?”
“Yes”, and then, “There, there”
Sigrun grumps out
Mikkel tells her
“You made her ending fair”

Mamma Kitty
Hissed as Mikkel
Gently gave the shot
What Emil thought
Would heal her
Eased her on her way
DerpKitten lay there
Unknowing Mamma was no more
Though Emil shared
Some tuna she
Was feeling bored

As he saw
How Momma Cat lay
Dying on the desk
Mikkel did
The only thing
To ease her into rest
Set face as
He gently did it
Comfort her as she goes
Quickly with that
Big injection
Bring it to a close

[Instrumental interlude]

CatTank
Wet day
Momma Cat lay
Wounded on the desktop
Mikkel
Calms her
Softly warms her
Wounded on the desktop
Set the syringe
“Will it help her?”
“Yes”, and then, “There, there”
Sigrun grumps out
Mikkel tells her
“You made her ending fair”
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on July 24, 2015, 07:20:31 PM
Pg 364

“Lonely Lalli”
from “Unchained Melody”
by the Righteous Brothers

All alone
Out scouting
But what’s this that I feel?
My first
Lonely time

The snow falls soft
Through forest
And Rash-begotten pods
Along
Their vines

I miss... someone
I miss... someone
I’d like some company

Normally I go
Lone and silently
Normally alone
Silently

But today I want
Friends with me
Even he
But today I want
Friends with me

All alone
Out scouting
But what’s this
What’s this that I feel?
My first
Lonely time

The snow falls soft
Through forest
And Rash-begotten pods
Along
Their vines

I miss... someone
I miss... someone
I’d like some company
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on August 10, 2015, 02:29:09 AM
Pg 369

“That Porridge Smells Good”
from “The Banana Boat Song” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGuYoRWbgt8)
by Harry Belafonte

Hey
Hey-y-y snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones
Hey
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones

Scout all night through de wet an’ cold
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Trudgin’ back ‘fore the day takes hold
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Now I de alley-man autopsy Cthulhund
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Now I de alley-man autopsy Cthulhund
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Oh ribs and forelegs and teeth and skull
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Placed in order so mystical
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Hey
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones
Hey
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones

A really good dog was poor Cthulhund
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Though de Rash made it seek to wound
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Oh ribs and forelegs and teeth and skull
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Placed in order so mystical
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Hey
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones
Hey
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones

Now I de alley-man autopsy Cthulhund
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)
Now I de alley-man autopsy Cthulhund
(Porridge warm make ye drop da bones)

Hey snow
Hey-y-y snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones
Hey
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa deep
Issa de-e-ep snow
Porridge warm make ye drop da bones
Title: Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
Post by: Rosepieces on August 13, 2015, 05:43:21 PM
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO23WBji_Z0) as sung by Sigrun and Mikkel

S: Anything you can do I can do better! I can do anything better than you!
M: Can you cook?
S: Shut up. You suck!
Title: Dog That's A Spider
Post by: Rosepieces on August 13, 2015, 08:39:57 PM
Parody of Cat's In The Cradle (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OqwKfgLaeA)

In the Silent World it's another day
Worried Mama Cat hides her kittens away
Danger's outside in the the usual way
A poor dog that forgot how to play
He was searching for his dinner, couldn't eat last night
But this little dog just ain't right, no
That puppy dog just ain't right

There's a dog that's a spider at the broken school
Sigrun's gonna raid in the afternoon
Emil finds some deer and the Spider Dog
Please, oh please don't hurt me, dog
I know you don't want to hurt me

Sigrun turned the corner down the way
She found plastic books from worlds of yesterday
"It's called a grammophone, I know how to play."
"Need a spinning machine to hear people say "
"Whatever they recorded on this little disk"
She says, "Better than normal books, yeah"
"Can't be worse than normal books."

There's a dog that's a spider at the broken school
Sigrun's gonna raid in the afternoon
Emil finds some deer and the Spider Dog
Please, oh please don't hurt me, dog
I know you don't want to hurt me

Well, he's going outside and he's gonna find
A strange dog that has a trick up its spine
Then it stands up straight and peels back all its skin
Jumps at Emil sure he's going to win
Emil shoots he gun and all shots miss it completely
Time for him to run away and scream

There's a dog chasing Emil through the broken school
Sigrun's here to raid in the afternoon
He thought he found more deer, not Spider Dog
"Sigrun, help! This thing will eat me!"
"Emil shut up, it's just a cat."

The dog's got him cornered, he's got no escape
But suddenly the dog is awake
Then they rescue Derp Kitty and Mama Cat
They grab their treasures and the kitties and race back
It's too late for Mama, Derp Kitty's feeling fine
Under warm towel, eating up tuna
Smokin' hot, tasty canned tuna
Spider-dog is back, followed them all the way home
He wants to finish this...
Emil should finish this...

There's a dog chasing Emil all the way to base
No will to run, none to fight, or to chase
He doesn't want to live, Emil knows this
Emil knows what he needs to do...
So he'll do what he needs to do.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on August 24, 2015, 01:06:56 AM
Pg 375

“(Loot) Copenhagen”
from “Rockin’ Robin”

The map shows the center
Of the old town
Marked up with the route they’re gonna
Use to get ‘round
Now they’re headed for
Ørstedsparken
So the hard-core lootin’ can
Now begin!

Copenhagen
(Loot Loot Loot)
Loot, loot Copenhagen
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)
Loot Copenhagen
Gettin’ ev’ry book that comes in sight
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)

Drivin’ up the main drag
Past the Tivoli
Movin’ to the heart of the
Indre By
But first we traverse
The Knippelsbro
Cat-Tank runnin’ hard, drivin’
Through the snow

Copenhagen
(Loot Loot Loot)
Loot, loot Copenhagen
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)
Loot Copenhagen
Gettin’ ev’ry book that comes in sight
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)

Jumpin’ and a-joltin’
Lalli just can’t stand
Clutchin’ Emil’s jacket coat
With one thin hand
Asleep while Tuuri chatters
And Reynir freaks
And Mikkel gets in one of his
Trademark tweaks

The map shows the center
Of the old town
Marked up with the route they’re gonna
Use to get ‘round
Now they’re headed for
Ørstedsparken
So the hard-core lootin’ can
Now begin!

Copenhagen
(Loot Loot Loot)
Loot, loot Copenhagen
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)
Loot Copenhagen
Gettin’ ev’ry book that comes in sight
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)

Jumpin’ and a-joltin’
Lalli just can’t stand
Clutchin’ Emil’s jacket coat
With one thin hand
Asleep while Tuuri chatters
And Reynir freaks
And Mikkel gets in one of his
Trademark tweaks

The map shows the center
Of the old town
Marked up with the route they’re gonna
Use to get ‘round
Now they’re headed for
Ørstedsparken
So the hard-core lootin’ can
Now begin!

Copenhagen
(Loot Loot Loot)
Loot, loot Copenhagen
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)
Loot Copenhagen
Gettin’ ev’ry book that comes in sight
(Loot)
(Loot all the books)

(Gonna grab all o’ the books)
(Grabbin’ up all o’ the books)
(Gonna grab all o’ the books)
(Grabbin’ up all o’ the books)
(Gonna grab all o’ the books)
(Grabbin’ up all o’ the books)
(Loot)
(Books)
(Loot Books)
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Satakieli on August 25, 2015, 07:45:26 PM
Pg 378

"Cattank That You Used To Know"
from "Somebody That I Used To Know"

Duet: Tuuri and Cattank

Cattank:
Now and then I think of when my nose was longer
Like when you bashed it in with a three-point reverse of death
Everyone got sick even Lalli
But still you're driving so all right by me
And that was love and it's an ache I still remember

Tuuri:
You can get addicted to a certain kind of driving
Like hitting bumper to bumper, sometimes the rearend
So when we found that we could still drive on
You said that the driver's manual would help make amends
But I'll admit that I wasn't glad to read it over

Cattank:
But you didn't have to smash my nose
Can't make it out like it never happened with your awful drivin'
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a humvee and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to drift so low
Have your cousin map out your whole route throughout Death Canyon
I guess I don't need that headlight though
Now I'm not the cattank that you used to know.

Now I'm not the cattank that you used to know! (x2)

Cattank:
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
Drivin' into concrete or something you did not see
But I don't wanna ride that way, cruisin' into every place you say,
Sigrun said she couldn't take the wheel, but I wonder if it would be any worse than how I already feel!

Cattank:
But you didn't have to smash my nose
Can't make it out like it never happened with your awful drivin'
And I don't even need your love
But you treat me like a humvee and that feels so rough
No you didn't have to drift so low
Have your cousin map out your whole route throughout Death Canyon
I guess I don't need that headlight though
Now I'm not the cattank that you used to know.

Now I'm not the cattank that you used to know! (etc.)

//All right, so I'm not used to singing that low, and not really that high either, but here's my attempt at a one-(wo)man job of duetting :P  Someone else can make a nicer recording eventually. Or else I'll try to create a permalink, since Vocaroo doesn't allow for storage of files for too long.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14onkAPG9fq (http://vocaroo.com/i/s14onkAPG9fq)


Another edit: ...And apparently Vocaroo cut off the last part. But you get the point... I'll try uploading AGAIN later.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: DB (f.k.a. DaveBro) on August 26, 2015, 06:17:41 PM
Overcrowded Cat-Tank Blues
(c) 2015 by DaveBro
ttto "Overflowing Cat-Box Blues" (http://www.mudcat.org/@displaysong.cfm?SongID=4565)
Dr. Jane Robinson, 1999

First I must mention
Checking track tension:
So you can reliably roll. (Be careful!)
You won’t make it back
If I throw a track
Whilst running away from a troll!
I ask you, check once a day,
Is it too much to pay?
To ensure I remain of good use;
I got those not enough benches,
Not enough Wrenches,*
Over-crowded Cat-Tank blues.

What’s a Track got to do
To get a good crew
One that simply knows what they’re about? (Oh, tell it!)
That knows how hard it can be
To avoid crashing me
Bury ‘n’ bruisin’ my snout (Ouch!)
It was just by a smidge
We got clear of the bridge (twice!)
Who knew what a lone Track could do?
I’ve got those please just desert me
No more should you hurt me
over-crowded Cat-Tank blues.

So hey, tell me wherefore
Someone hides my door
Sometimes it just changes its side.
You know, nit-picking and griping,
Pointing, and typing
Works, but can ding Minna's pride;
So I am resigned
To a fluid design,
For the sake of the story and crew;
I got those "Turned all about,
Trying to go in or out”...
Over-crowded Cat-Tank blues.

As any can see
I was built to sleep three
But these guys just crammed in 2 more
(how gauche!)
Straight on my deck
Like some old “rent-a-wreck”
I must say that the planning seems poor!
Now the 6th lanky form
Will not fit in the dorm
So the hallway will just have to do
(Really!)
I’ve got the sleeping with no style
Practically dog-piled
Over-crowded Cat-Tank blues.

*"Wrench" = mechanic
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Sunflower on August 26, 2015, 06:24:01 PM
Pg 378

"Cattank That You Used To Know"
from "Somebody That I Used To Know"

Duet: Tuuri and Cattank

//All right, so I'm not used to singing that low, and not really that high either, but here's my attempt at a one-(wo)man job of duetting :P  Someone else can make a nicer recording eventually. Or else I'll try to create a permalink, since Vocaroo doesn't allow for storage of files for too long.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14onkAPG9fq (http://vocaroo.com/i/s14onkAPG9fq)


Another edit: ...And apparently Vocaroo cut off the last part. But you get the point... I'll try uploading AGAIN later.

That's brilliant!  Where'd you get the backing track -- is it for karaoke? 
Maybe you can upload the musical version to the Minnion Performances (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=528.0) thread.  Everyone deserves to hear it!   :D
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: ParanormalAndroid on August 26, 2015, 06:41:28 PM
[deletia]
ELLIOTT SMITH!
Nobody's ever heard of Elliott Smith! Great choice! Great song!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Rosepieces on August 31, 2015, 01:52:58 AM
Pg 378

"Cattank That You Used To Know"
from "Somebody That I Used To Know"

Duet: Tuuri and Cattank

//All right, so I'm not used to singing that low, and not really that high either, but here's my attempt at a one-(wo)man job of duetting :P  Someone else can make a nicer recording eventually. Or else I'll try to create a permalink, since Vocaroo doesn't allow for storage of files for too long.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14onkAPG9fq (http://vocaroo.com/i/s14onkAPG9fq)

OMG SO AWESOME! I may try to record some of mine... at least the ones I can actually do. I think I'd feel strange doing The Silent World as it's a Sigrun/Tuuri duet and I'm a guy :(

Maybe I'll try Gotta Go and Dog That's a Spider...
Title: Mrrrrrrrr
Post by: Rosepieces on September 14, 2015, 03:30:20 AM
Mrrrrrrrr (parody of Hey, Brother by Aviici (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxIiPLVR6NA))

Hey, scout team, there's an error made early one morning
Oh, brother, this whole scout team is a one-word wonder
Oh, when the trolls come rushing out for you
It's cuz of something that you didn't do

Hey Tuuri, where did Lalli go? I bet he's hungry
Hey Lalli, we know that it was you definitely
Oh, when the trolls come rushing out for you
It's cuz of something that you didn't do

mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Now that you're far from home
Oh, Lalli, you've a job to do
Although you've lost it all
Your cousin, she will help you out
Oh, when the trolls come rushing out for you
It's cuz of something that you didn't do

Hey, scout team, there's an error made early one morning
Hey Lalli, we know that it was you definitely
Oh, when the trolls come rushing out for you
It's cuz of something that you didn't do

mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Now that you're far from home
Oh, Lalli, you've a job to do
Although you've lost it all
Your cousin, she will help you out
Oh, when the trolls come rushing out for you
It's cuz of something that you didn't do
Title: Gotta Go!
Post by: Rosepieces on September 17, 2015, 06:19:32 PM
Okay... I went and did it. I recorded. I'm not proud of it, but you are your own worst critic, right? I used Soundcloud to host. If anyone knows of a better option lemme know!

Me - Gotta Go (https://soundcloud.com/rosepieces/gotta-go)
Title: Re: Gotta Go!
Post by: Sunflower on September 17, 2015, 08:15:40 PM
Okay... I went and did it. I recorded. I'm not proud of it, but you are your own worst critic, right? I used Soundcloud to host. If anyone knows of a better option lemme know!

Me - Gotta Go (https://soundcloud.com/rosepieces/gotta-go)

Oh, that's wonderful!  Great lyrics, and the vocal quality is better than I've heard at most karaoke sessions.  (Besides, that's about where I picture Reynir's vocal range, though he might be a smidge higher/more youthful.)

Are your words posted anywhere? 
Title: Re: Gotta Go!
Post by: Rosepieces on September 17, 2015, 09:05:16 PM
Oh, that's wonderful!  Great lyrics, and the vocal quality is better than I've heard at most karaoke sessions.  (Besides, that's about where I picture Reynir's vocal range, though he might be a smidge higher/more youthful.)

Are your words posted anywhere?
Thank you. I just grabbed audio from a karaoke version on youtube and used my headset.
The lyrics are posted in this thread, and on my creativity blog (http://textualassaults.blogspot.com/), as well as all my other parodies!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on September 19, 2015, 01:34:02 AM
Pg 392

“Through the Ruined City”
from “Eleanor Rigby”
by the Beatles

Oh, running through the ruined city
Oh, running through the ruined city

Determined Lalli
Runs through the snow
And the cold
In the dregs of the day
Finding a way

All of the dead ends
Pushing him on
Past the wrecks
That are blocking the streets
Boy, is he fleet

Through the ruined city
The scout will find a way
Through the ruined city
Though it takes him all day

Reluctant Tuuri
Follows the path
That he marked
To a dark alleyway
What can she say?

She’d rather go back
But Sigrun says
An attack
Comes with ev’ry retreat
Like a defeat

Through the ruined city
The scout will find a way
Through the ruined city
Though it takes him all day

Oh, running through the ruined city
Oh, running through the ruined city

Determined Lalli
Blocked at each turn
But he can’t
Just give up and have done
So on he runs

He doesn’t fail, see
Not since his youth
And a “yes”
That got four people killed
He wasn’t thrilled

Through the ruined city
(Oh, running through the ruined city)
The scout will find a way
Through the ruined city
(Oh, running through the ruined city)
Though it takes him all day
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on September 26, 2015, 11:54:01 PM
Pg 396

“Invoking Luonto”
from “Phantom’s Theme (Beauty and the Beast)” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwCryq5qtyk)
by Paul Williams

Half asleep I make a choice
For the sake of those behind
For no other way can I see
I cannot fail this path to find

To work it out I call him in
My companion spirit closer than a friend
My one steadfast, sturdy guardian
Never wavering in fierceness or in power
Come and aid me in this hour

Invocations now I cast
My Luonto calling in
Companion of my darkest heart
A spirit mightier than men

To work it out I call him in
My companion spirit closer than a friend
My one steadfast, sturdy guardian
Never wavering in fierceness or in power
Come and aid me in this hour

A Tale of Lalli and the Lynx
My companion true
The singer of my spell-craft
Normally silent as the sphinx
I’ve been down the road
And I’ve seen its turnings
Seen my weapons burning
Down to their hafts

Through this building we’ll parade
For no other way I see
So I must test this meat-pod crowd
But it is surely beyond me

To work it out I call him in
My companion spirit closer than a friend
My one steadfast, sturdy guardian
Never wavering in fierceness or in power
Come and aid me in this hour
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on September 27, 2015, 09:31:39 PM
Oops. Missed one.

Pg 379

"Driving Through the Wreck of Olden Days"
from "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again"
by A. Lloyd Webber

Once this was a mighty kingdom
Back before the Illness
Now it lies dark and forgotten
Mould'ring in the stillness
Driving through the wreck of Olden Days
Trying to see through the snow
Fighting to stay
On the right way
To get where we must go

Driving past abandoned monuments
Wond'ring who these people were
So long ago
Curse this thick snow
Making me wish for fur
Palace grand and famous gardens
Ancient Danish birthright
Copenhagen, Jewel of Denmark
Target for the good fight

But when they tried
Too many died
Leaving them just to mourn
Driving through the wreck of Olden Days
Now abandoned and forlorn
Yet in this night
We'll shine a light
The veil of Silence torn
Boldly going where no one dare go
Cloaked by winter and shielded by snow
Off to find more books
Off to find more books
Title: Eye of the Kitty (slight rewrite)
Post by: Rosepieces on September 28, 2015, 05:06:28 PM
Parody of Eye of the Tiger by Survivor (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4)

Risin' up, out of the chair
I screwed up, just like last time
People screaming
And they're not gonna stop
But I know we're going to survive

Put on my shoes, and my jacket too
Scout out this abandoned city
I'll find a path to get the cattank through
Up to me to get through this alive

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

Face to face, with sacks of meat
Hangin' there, what is this crap?
Gonna punch it
Show this meat sack who's boss
Oh my god, hope this thing's not alive

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

Gonna do something awesome
Summon a magic kitty
Let the lynx out
Throw its paws everywhere
Paf these sacks, knock them down like a cat

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty
Title: Re: Eye of the Kitty (slight rewrite)
Post by: Ragnarok on September 28, 2015, 05:59:10 PM
Parody of Eye of the Tiger by Survivor (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4)

Risin' up, out of the chair
I screwed up, just like last time
People screaming
And they're not gonna stop
But I know we're going to survive

Put on my shoes, and my jacket too
Scout out this abandoned city
I'll find a path to get the cattank through
Up to me to get through this alive

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

Face to face, with sacks of meat
Hangin' there, what is this crap?
Gonna punch it
Show this meat sack who's boss
Oh my god, hope this thing's not alive

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

Gonna do something awesome
Summon a magic kitty
Let the lynx out
Throw its paws everywhere
Paf these sacks, knock them down like a cat

It's the eye of the kitty
Scouting all through the night
Runnin' through the snow banks of
Copenhagen
Running 'round, digging arrows
Lead my team through alright
And I'm watching for dangers with
Eyes of the kitty

The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty
The eye of the kitty

*uncontrollable laughter*
Title: We're Not Gonna Make It
Post by: Rosepieces on September 30, 2015, 10:41:54 PM
parody of We're Not Gonna Take It by Twisted Sister (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI)

Oh we're not gonna make it
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here

We are completely screwed now
Our scout can't figure out how
To get us out, to get us through
Snake cars can barely hold us
We turn bridges into dust
And now we're stuck, because of you!

Oh we're not gonna make it
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here

I know I led us bravely
And led this mission safely
But now that cat-mage got us stuck again
It was nice meeting you all
I'll see you in Valhalla
You know the best can't always win

Ooooh...........
Ooooh...........

This bites / YEAH
We're stuck / YEAH
I'm right / YEAH
This sucks / YEAH

Oh we're not gonna make it
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here

Oh we're not gonna make it
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here

Ooooh...........
Ooooh...........

This bites  / YEAH
We're stuck / YEAH
I'm right   / YEAH
This sucks  / YEAH

Oh we're not gonna make it
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here

Oh we're not gonna make it / NO!
No, we ain't gonna make it
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here
(You were the most best crew!)

Oh we're not gonna make it
(This sucks!)
No, we ain't gonna make it
(I'm too awesome to die)
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here
(Where's my glorious battle?)

Oh we're not gonna make it
(Just one year?)
No, we ain't gonna make it
(We couldn't last that long?)
Oh we're not gonna make it
Out of here
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on October 03, 2015, 11:13:21 PM
Pg 400

“What Next?”
from “My Favorite Things”
by R. Rogers & O. Hammerstein

Four Hundred pages of this latest venture
Four Hundred pages of laughs & adventure
Four Hundred pages of Authorial Text
Yet we still rush to see what will come next!

Four Hundred pages of landscapes so luscious
Four Hundred pages of friendships so precious
Four Hundred pages all neatly indexed
Yet we still rush to see what will come next!

Four Hundred pages of weekday cliffhangers
Four Hundred pages of dreams, hopes, and angers
Four Hundred pages that no one rejects
Yet we still rush to see what will come next!

Though the Rash hits
Through the sad bits
Through the troll attacks
We clamor and rave to see what will come next
So Minna can just relax!

Four Hundred pages of this latest venture
Four Hundred pages of laughs & adventure
Four Hundred pages of Authorial Text
Yet we still rush to see what will come next!

Four Hundred pages of landscapes so luscious
Four Hundred pages of friendships so precious
Four Hundred pages all neatly indexed
Yet we still rush to see what will come next!

Four Hundred pages of weekday cliffhangers
Four Hundred pages of dreams, hopes, and angers
Four Hundred pages that no one rejects
Yet we still rush to see what will come next!

Though the Rash hits
Through the sad bits
Through the troll attacks
We clamor and rave to see what will come next
So Minna can just relax!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on November 05, 2015, 10:52:45 PM
Inspired by Windfighter’s “A Confession of Love” (https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11568370/1/A-confession-of-Love)
(which she forgot to link in the Scriptorium, btw)

“Warm Jacket Mine”
from “Sweet Caroline”
by Neil Diamond

Where to begin?
How should I start this letter?
I know I’d better write this down

At first I ran
But I can run no longer
Now it’s all done I long for you

Hands
Clutching hands
Reaching out
Keeping you
Close to me

Warm jacket mine
Well you warm me to the bone

And now I find
I need you and you alone

Though
I
Know

You’re really his
But I can’t bear to yield you
Now that I feel you close to me

And so I rest
Knowing I need you only
More than poor Emil’s need could be

Warm
Now I’m warm
Reaching out
Keeping you
Close to me

Warm jacket mine
Well you warm me to the bone

And now I find
I need you and you alone

Warm jacket mine
Well you warm me to the bone

And now I find
I need you and you alone

Warm jacket mine
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on November 07, 2015, 06:44:41 PM
Pg 414

“Tuuri’s Song (Through the Silent World)”
from “Fly Me to the Moon (In Other Words)”
by Frank Sinatra

Through the Silent World
We have come and we go on
And I love it though I know I’m
Clueless as a fawn

Because I was
Through with home
Because I was
Born to roam

On and on we go
Exploring through the winter cold
Searching for old books for they’re more
Valuable than gold

And so it goes
Roaming on
And so it goes
With each dawn

[Musical Interlude]

On and on we go
Exploring through the winter cold
Searching for old books for they’re more
Valuable than gold

And so it goes
Roaming on
And so it goes
With each dawn
Title: Chapter Break Time
Post by: Rosepieces on November 11, 2015, 12:01:36 AM
Parody of Final Countdown by Europe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw)

The chapter is over
We cry our farewell
But still we will come back
Once Minna sets sail
Maybe we'll reread the whole thing
Stalk the forum (the forum)
But for now all the minnions will sing...

It's the chapter break time!
The chapter break time

Oooooh!

Hope Minna is resting (resting)
Eating properly
And ready for this thing
We wait eagerly, yeah
The update is about to go
Time is upon us (upon us)
Oh, Minna we've all missed you so

It's the chapter break time!
The chapter break time
The chapter break time
The chapter break time
Oooooh-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

The chapter break time, oooooh!
It's the chapter break time!
The chapter break time
The chapter break....
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on November 12, 2015, 09:08:09 PM
Pg 418

“The Note”
from “I Don’t Want to Live on the Moon” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIq8jLj5TzU)
by J. Moss

Now if any of you wake up
Rest assured that we mean to come back
But we soon will run out of food
So we need to go look for some snacks

As the Kastellet troops all
Abandon their cause
We find we must go further
Though it gives us pause

So although we may wander
For one afternoon
We’ll surely be back very soon

Now don’t you think we left you for dead
If you wake and you find us still gone
Just stay safely tucked in your beds
And we promise, we haven’t moved on

As the Kastellet troops all
Abandon their cause
We find we must go further
Though it gives us pause

So although we may roam
Far from home through the tombs
Yes, we’ll surely be back very soon

We left you sleeping so sweetly
But if you should awake
Don’t get all worried
We know what’s at stake

We’re just trying to suss out
A num-num or two
We’ll be back as soon as we’re through

And just as soon as we get some food
We’ll be back double-quick, don’t despair!
We will not give up on you now
Very soon we’ll be coming back there

As the Kastellet troops all
Abandon their cause
We find we must go further
Though it gives us pause

So although we may stay
Out for one afternoon
Don’t give up!
We’ll be back
To you soon

Don’t give up!
We’ll be back
To you soon
Title: Signal Cat
Post by: Rosepieces on November 16, 2015, 10:52:24 PM
Parody of Piano Man by Billy Joel (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxEPV4kolz0)

Exploring ruins of years ago
All forgotten and falling flat
There's an old man and three younger ones
A woman and a girl and a cat

There's a marksman, a driver, and a medic
Demolitionist and a scout
There's a useless mageling that's following them but
Purrito's who we care about

la la la, da di da
la la, da di da da dum

Something's not right here, says Arnason
Everyone up to arms
There is danger unknown heading straight for us
Go sound the Purrito alarm

It started up first a while ago
The last time Lalli came back
They needed a new place where they could set up camp
And then drove through a house of meat sacks
It seems Lalli missed the one that mattered most
He forgot just one more tiny grossling
It has dreams to devour everyone, so
The Purrito alarm will sing

Oh, la la la, da di da
la la, da di da da dum

Braidy ignored the terror of the cat
As Tuuri just kept driving forth
And they found an old building with ghosts and a courtyard
But things are about to get worse
Little grossling is determined to get them
Hasn't ever got to try fresh meat
Yes, you might think it's small, but don't count it out
It's got big plans and knows what to eat

Something's not right here, says Arnason
Everyone up to arms
There is danger unknown heading straight for us
Go sound the Purrito alarm

Now everyone else gets to hear the alarm
And our captain takes charge once again
Cuz there's nothing to see, the whole place is empty
But danger seems to have followed them
And then Mikkel helps put back up Braidy's mask
Lalli still sleeps inside the cattank
And Sigrun and Emil know they have to go fight
Whatever hides inside the snowbank

Oh, la la la, da di da
la la, da di da da dum

Something's not right here, says Arnason
Everyone up to arms
There is danger unknown heading straight for us
Go sound the Purrito alarm
Title: Trials of a Leaf
Post by: Rosepieces on December 01, 2015, 01:34:20 AM
Parody of River of Dreams by Billy Joel (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSq4B_zHqPM)

In the middle of the day
Snow was falling on the ground
I was getting some sleep
'Til a kitty came 'round

He must be looking for something
It could be anywhere
Could be buried in here
Or it could be out there

Either way I'm glad that he came in here
Cuz now I'm getting hungry as I start to wake
I haven't gotten to eat in so long
Since Copenhagen's empty, such a desolate place

In the middle of the day
Snow still falling on the ground
But now there's magic cat
Slinging paws all around

Gonna have to be careful
Cuz I still wanna eat
Kitty's looking tasty
Gonna get me some meat

I hope bleeding kitty stays where he is
Cuz still I'm tired and I don't want to crawl anymore
I know it's gonna take the rest of my life
Why'd he have to stand so far away from me for

In the middle of the day
Now I'm crawling on the ground
I made it to the cat
But now he's not around

I bet he's there in that big thing
So loud and driving through
Guess I'll have to follow it
If I wanna get food

In the middle of the day

Glad that they're leaving tracks here for me
Really no idea how much longer I'll last
Hope that they stop really soon cuz I have to catch up
A leaf has never moved very fast

In the middle of the day
Gonna ambush from the ground
Know I'm gonna eat something
Because meat's all around

May not even be kitty
I just want it to scream
This arm is so tasty
Tasting just like my dreams

In the middle of the day
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on December 03, 2015, 08:04:20 PM
Pg 432

“Dream Dog”
from “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg)
by the Eurythmics

Lead on Icelandic Spitz
Who am I to disagree?
But do you know
Where you’re taking me?
‘Cause you know I’m
Looking for someone

Not the direction I want
But the direction that you go
But since you live here it’s okay
As long as it’s a place I know

Baaaaaaaaaaaamf
Ow, my nose hurts!

Lead on Icelandic Spitz
Who am I to disagree?
But do you know
Where you’re taking me?
‘Cause you know I’m
Looking for someone

Baaaaaaaaaaaamf
Ow, my nose hurts!

That’s our Cat-Tank
What’s our Cat-tank
Doing here

That’s our Cat-Tank
Sitting here
What’s our Cat-tank
Doing here

That’s our Cat-Tank
Sitting here
What’s our Cat-tank
Doing here

That’s our Cat-Tank
Sitting here
What’s our Cat-tank
Doing here

Not the direction I want
But the direction that you go
But since you live here it’s okay
As long as it’s a place I know

Baaaaaaaaaaaamf
Ow, my nose hurts!

Lead on Icelandic Spitz
Who am I to disagree?
But do you know
Where you’re taking me?
‘Cause you know I’m
Looking for someone

Lead on Icelandic Spitz
Who am I to disagree?
But do you know
Where you’re taking me?
‘Cause you know I’m
Looking for someone

Lead on Icelandic Spitz
Who am I to disagree?
But do you know
Where you’re taking me?
‘Cause you know I’m
Looking for someone

Lead on Icelandic Spitz
Who am I to disagree?
But do you know
Where you’re taking me?
‘Cause you know I’m
Looking for someone

==
Pg 433

“Dream Reynir”
from “Dream On” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Wzic15m7YQ)
by Aerosmith

All around me the world fades to silver
Mists and shadows that just give me the shivers
And there’s the dog
Standing there amidst the fog
So what should I say?
All the shadow figures coming out to play

Here we go
Counting out toes
Trying just to stay composed
Wearing thin
Soldiers made of tin
Slowly let your breath out and breathe in

This is all still so unfamiliar
Though I see both Cat-Tank and pillar
But no one’s there
Atmosphere that makes me scared

Dream with me
Dream far and near
Dream of the future
Dream like a Seer

Dream with me
And all the spirits
They have a message
And we all will need to hear it

[Musical Interlude]

Dream with me
Dream far and near
Dream of the future
Dream like a Seer

Dream with me
And all the spirits
They have a message
And we all will need to hear it

My dream
My dream
My dream
My but will this dream come true?

My dream
My dream
My dream
My but will this dream come true?

My dream
My dream
My dream
My dream
My dream
My dream
My dream
Ohhhhhhhhh

Dream with me
Dream far and near
Dream of the future
Dream like a Seer

Dream with me
And all the spirits
They have a message
And we all will need to hear it

Dream with me
Dream far and near
Dream of the future
Dream like a Seer

Dream with me
And all the spirits
They have a message
And we all will need to hear it
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on December 10, 2015, 01:35:34 AM
Pg 435

"Reynir's Dream"
from "I Dreamed a Dream"
(from the musical "Les Miserables")

At first I reveled in the dream
In my safe place I cried
"I am just so awesome!"
But things were not as they first seemed
As I rushed from the vale
To stride a sea so noisome
And Doggie barked
And he rush'd to me

I asked if he was coming too
And he sped off
Alas, I followed!
I trusted him to lead me true
A hope that proved so sadly hollow
The Cat-Tank loomed in front of me
But no one came to still my knocking
The door was sealed beneath my hands
No way inside
And so I wondered

Then I fin'lly looked around
And the ghosts were all around me
Looming darkly without sound
Tall and silent as the grave

I swallowed back the fear I felt
I held one hand up and said, "Oh, hi."
The doggie calm, unruffled pelt
False reassurance that it gave

And then the lead ghost grabbed my face
Without a single word of comfort
Dark talons that infringed my space
Its blackness cold and pouring over

And as its claws sunk deeper still
At last I felt my being shatter
I fell apart with silent hiss
Then Doggie said, "Remember this."
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Noodles on December 13, 2015, 12:50:45 AM
Parody of Do You Hear the People Sing from Les Mis. (You're welcome for the earworm :P )
Also my first attempt at filk :3

DO YOU HEAR THE GROSSLINGS DRIP?

[Sigrun:]
Do you hear the grosslings drip?
Dripping a drop of icky goo?
It is the liquid of the giants
Who will drop their jaws on you!
When the beating of your heart
Has been gone for a hundred years
There is a rash about to start
When the human nears!

[Reynir:]
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?

[Tuuri:]
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!

[All:]
Do you hear the grosslings drip?
Dripping a drop of icky goo?
It is the liquid of the giants
Who will drop their jaws on you!
When the beating of your heart
Has been gone for a hundred years
There is a rash about to start
When the human nears!

[Mikkel:]
Will you give all you can give
So that our cattank may advance
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and take your chance?
The blood of the martyrs
Will water the world of silence!

[All:]
Do you hear the grosslings drip?
Dripping a drop of icky goo?
It is the liquid of the giants
Who will drop their jaws on you!
When the beating of your heart
Has been gone for a hundred years
There is a rash about to start
When the human nears!

Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Rosepieces on December 14, 2015, 02:57:38 PM
Yay Noodles!!!! So great! \o/
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on December 20, 2015, 10:24:33 PM
Since I can no longer post to the appropriate page, I'm dropping this here.

BEHOLD…
The “Muppet Movie” Chapter 4 Suite!!!!
from the motion picture “The Muppet Movie”

+
“The Team Complete”
from  “The Magic Store” (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiEuBcG-WXQ)

You two are so TALL!
Yes, aren’t we, indeed!
-Pleased to meet you. -Uh, hi?
(I did not understand!)

(I told you so!)
(Now I know.)
Are you a real Captain?
Of course and I’ve killed trolls
A few with my bare hands
Yep, I’m pretty great, kid
And this is my little mage, huh?

What’s life like for you?
Don’t want to talk now?
-He can’t speak Scandinavian
-Well how’s that going to work?
-I’ll translate for him!

-I doubt that’ll work in extremis
-You needn’t worry for him
Without a word
We’ve got on swimmingly!

+
“Loading Up the Cat-Tank”
from  “Movin’ Right Along”  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6w316aA8ed8)

Loading up the Cat-Tank
With all sorts of provender
We’re ready to send her
To Silent Copenhagen!

Emil has his boom-booms and
Doc Mikkel his shot kits
Let’s hope ev’rything fits
And Emil’s stuff won’t blow us to bits!

Loading up the Tank
Our feline home on wheels
Solid bunks
And spacious trunk
And walls made of steel

Loading up the Tank
With ev’rything we’ll need
Old World maps
To which perhaps
Our scout will take heed

Loading up the Cat-Tank
Though now we’re missing a mirror
Things couldn’t be clearer
In spite of foggy weather!

Checking off the lists of stuff
The Quartet got for us
Though it may bore us
We’d wish we had if it were missing!

Loading up the Tank
Getting all fitted out
Don’t annoy
The Adm’ral
Oh, boy, how he can shout

Loading up the Tank
Put ev’rything in place
Uh-oh
Emil’s found out
There’s a bruise on his face

[Musical Interlude]

Loading up the Cat-Tank
Now it’s time for a test drive
But Sigrun canNOT drive
So that’s a job for Tuuri

Quick good-byes through teary eyes
We’re taking her out now!
Just don’t bring the bridge down!
No really, please, don’t break the bridge now

Boys are leaning out
Emil has this to say:
“I expect a party
“When we come back this way.”

Siv is so depressed
“This bad idea will fail.”
Torbjörn tries
To reassure her
So she won’t wail

Loading up the Tank
Loading up the Tank
Loading up the Tank
Loading up the Tank

+
“How Sigrun Joined the Team”
from  “Can You Picture That?”  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoKFBjd5-F8)

There we were in Dalsnes
Chowing in the Old Mess
Eating ev’ry kind of fish

At the Captains’ Table
Only for the able
Do they serve the Most Best dish

Gen’rals with their meetings
Trond they were a-feting
Yes he was the honored guest

Told them what he needed
They of course acceded
Found I was Most Best
(Found she was Most Best)

Done with Summer Hunting
Wrapping up in bunting
All the grosslings hibernate

Grueling was the season
Just another reason
Made our little trip so great

Little bit of fighting
Jabbing but no biting
You can figure out the rest

Now all the Mess could see it
Who else could it be but
The one Uncle Trond found Most Best

It was apparent to my parents too
Cause my Most Bestness will
Always shine through
Bring on the trolls
The beasts
The giants
Bring them

Beating down the grosslings
As it is with most things
Found I was Most Best
(Found she was Most Best)

+
“Lalli in the Dreamworld”
from  “I’m Going to Go Back There Someday”  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryEjm3k6uY0)

Wake in my haven
Beautiful haven
Get up and go out
For Onni I must shout
Cousin of mine
At home far far away
For Tuuri’s sake trying to say

Eternal night sea
Outside to greet me
Sieulintu behind
And Onni on my mind
Please hear my calling
And come right away
For Tuuri’s sake trying to say

Monsters attacking
But no danger there
My luonto will triumph
With style and with flair
But someone was running
Across the dark sea
When I called out to him
He fled away from me

Time to go back now
I still don’t quite see how
The other vanished
Or am I just famished?
Back to my haven
Flat failure today
For Tuuri’s sake trying to say
For Tuuri’s sake trying to say

+
“Into the Silent World”
from  “The Rainbow Connection”  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSFLZ-MzIhM)

Into the Silent World
From Oresundbro
Across this old bridge so wide
When we went past it
It toppled behind us
But we made it to the far side

Then through the tunnel
Our efforts were funneled
Until we hit the last gate
Into the Silence
Our party goes onward
And honestly I cannot wait!

Into the Silent World
And off on adventures
Just like I have always dreamed
So I asked Sigrun, “Can
“We drive a bit closer?
“We still have ev’ning’s gleam!”

After a moment
While she thought it over
And while Mikkel quietly freaked
Sigrun declined me
“But don’t worry, Tuuri,
We’ll be here for more than a week.”

So we sent
Lalli to scout
For morning would
Bring our first
Book run

Into the Silent World
Went my cousin Lalli
Running but all by himself
Sans map and into
A weird foreign country
And I thought it wouldn’t end well

Emil gave voice to my
Doubts on its wisdom
But Sigrun said, “That’s a scout’s way!
“Even if you try
“To help in their scouting
“They just end up running away!”
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: hhheresy on December 21, 2015, 09:28:51 AM
This is my first attempt at one of these!

"Scouting at Night" To the tune of "You Are The Moon" by The Hush Sound
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Grosslings all around you as you run through the trees
Emerging from the deadly grip of monsters and disease
Trolls and giants everywhere; will you ever make it home?
Or in the silent world of terror will you forever roam?

You've got the tools to make it out, a sharp blade in hand
The rifle strapped to your back is too loud for this land
But the creatures will not always lose, and you won't always win
There will come a day when the world will turn with one less finn.

You can see a beast ahead, standing on a hill.
It must have been a dog once; it's wagging it's tail
You sink your knife into its skull as it barks its last
You'll hang its skull from a tree, then it will finally pass
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Zenit on December 21, 2015, 11:37:31 AM
So the flicks go here now and not on the poetry section anymore? Does it matter? Have a few of mine any way.


(423)
Lock that Door (Build That Wall - Bastion OST)

I dig my hole you close a door
I dig my hole you close a door
One day that door is gonna crack

Gon' drive to that city on a isle
Gon' drive to that city on a isle
Some day that blood is gonna spill

So lock that door and lock it strong cause,
I'll be there before too long

Gon' shot that gun up to the sky
Gon' shot that gun up to the sky
Some day your bird is gonna fly

Gon' hide in that door until it's done
Gon' hide in that door until it's done
But now you've got nowhere to run

So lock that door and lock it strong cause,
I'll be there before too long

(426)
Come Wayward Trolls (Come Waywards Souls - Over the Garthen Wall)

Come wayward Troll,
Who wanders through the darkness,
There is a light for the rash and the beasts.

Sorrow and fear,
Are easily forgotten,
When you submit to the ghost on the walls.

(433)
Amalienborg palace (Hotel California - Eagles)

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of soup, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, We saw a shimmering sight
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
We had to stop for the night
There it stood in the doorway;
I heard it’s whispering call
And I was thinking to myself,
"They should be Heaven or they should be Hell"
Then it lit up a candle and it showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Amalienborg Palace
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Amalienborg Palace
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find us here

It mind is Beastly-twisted, It got the Den Kongelige Livgarde.
It got a lot of creepy, creepy monsters it calls friends
how they dance in the courtyard, sweet winter frost.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget

So I called up the Captain,
"Please, I think I’ve seen someone"
She said, "We haven't had anyone in here since nineteen sixty nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Amalienborg Palace
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Amalienborg Palace
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And it said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their Finger like knives,
Because they can kill any beast

Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
"Relax," said the Nurse man,
"We are programmed to assist.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "

(434)
The Moon (edit of La Lune - Madeon)(about the ghosts)

Sometimes these memories pull us under
We get lost dreaming, days come by
But we're not getting any younger
Now it feels like real life has dragged on longer
Than it should

So we stay awake,
Like we always do.
And we try to recreate
But then nothing's changed
But when we are next to you
It doesn't feel the same

We would never change what our past is
Written in our bones it's who we are
We just can't control where our mind goes
When it goes too far

So we stay awake
Like we always do.
And we try to recreate
But then nothing's changed
But when we are next to you
It doesn't feel the same

Doesn't matter if we can't change
Doesn't matter at all
Don't you worry about us, friend
Don't you worry at all

Doesn't matter if we can't change
Doesn't matter at all
Don't you worry about us, friend
Don't you worry if it doesn't feel the same
It doesn't feel the same

(435)
All that I'll never know (based on Faling Down - Oasis)'
(about Reynir)

Winter sound that blows my mind
Is beaking down all that I've ever known
In time we'll kiss the world goodbye
Breaking down all that I've ever known
Is all that I've ever known

A dying scream makes no sound
Calling out to all that I've ever known
Here am I, lost and found
Calling out to all

We live a dying dream
If you know what I mean
All that I've ever known
It's all that I've ever known

Catch the hand that breaks the shattered mind
I cry the rain that fills the ocean wide
I tried to talk with the dog to no avail
Called him up in-and-out of nowhere
Said "if you won't save me, please, don't waste my time"

Catch the hand that breaks the shattered mind
I cry the rain that fills the ocean wide
I tried to talk with the dog to no avail
Called him up in-and-out of nowhere
Said "if you won't save me, please, don't waste my time"

Winter sound that blows my mind
Is breaking down all that I've ever known
In time we'll kiss the world goodbye
Breaking down all that I've ever known
Is all that I've ever known

(435)
Once upon a Dream (From - Once upon a December - Anastasia)
(about Reynir)

Glomming shades, fractured wimps
Things I learned to remember
And a warning someone gives
Once upon a December

Someone holds me sharp and strong
Ghosts prance through a silver storm
Figures looming dangerously
Across my memory

Someone holds me sharp and strong
Ghosts prance through a silver storm
Figures looming dangerously
Across my memory

Far away, not long ago
Colors pale as an shadow
Things my heart yearns to know
Things I learned to remember

And a warning someone gives
Once upon a December

We will kill you (We wil rock you - Queen)

Buddy you're a troll make a big noise
Hunting' in the street gonna be a big giant someday
You got rash on your face
You big disgrace
spitting your spill all over the place

Singing
We will, we will kill you
We will, we will kill you

Buddy you're a young man pretty man
Shooting in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on your face
You big disgrace
Throwing your grenades all over the place

We will, we will kill you
Sing it
We will, we will kill you

Buddy you're an old dog poor dog
Pleading with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some day
You got fur down your face
Big disgrace
Somebody better send you into a better place

We will, we will kill you
Sing it
We will, we will kill you
Everybody
We will, we will kill you
We will, we will kill you
Alright

(435)
Undead (Alive - Sia)

Was born under the summer sun
I grew up overjoyed
I played alone
I played on my own
I survived

Hey, I wanted everything I never had
Like the trill that comes with life
I was hasty and I regret it
But I survived

I had a one way ticket to a place where the troll come from
Where the beast don't change
And everything in the ground for ever grows
No hope, just cries
And you're taught to die in your pillow
But I survived

I'm still dreaming
I'm still dreaming
I'm alive
I'm alive

I found solace in the strangest place
Way in the back of my mind
I saw my life in a stranger's face
And it was mine

I had a one way ticket to a place where the troll come from
Where the beast don't change
And everything in the ground for ever grows
No hope, just cries
And you're taught to die in your pillow
But I survived

I'm still dreaming
I'm still dreaming
I'm alive
I'm alive
You bark me out, but I'm still dreaming
You bark me out, but I'm still dreaming

I had made every single mistake
That you could ever probably make
I learned and I learned and I learned what you said
And you never noticed that I had a plain
I knew what I wanted; And I tried and got it
Did all the things that you said that I should
You told me what should never have been forgotten
And all with help from you

And I'm still dreaming
I'm still dreaming
I'm alive (You push me out, but I'm still dreaming)
(You push me out, but I'm still dreaming)
I'm alive
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on January 18, 2016, 07:51:29 PM
Pg 453
“Onni’s Lament”
from “...Baby One More Time” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5m1enOt0OQ)
by Britney Spears

Oh, Tuuri, Tuuri

Oh, Tuuri, Tuuri

Oh, Tuuri, Tuuri
What was it that made you go
With Lalli into danger?
Oh, Tuuri, Tuuri
It forced me to soon follow
And now I’m amidst strangers

Tuuri
You mean the world to me
You and Lalli
I can’t let you go alone
Because

My loneliness is killing me
I’m so afraid but don’t you see
I just can’t let you leave me behind
Dear sister mine
I’ll leave home for you this time

Oh, Tuuri, Tuuri
I couldn’t just leave Keuruu
Plunging into Silence
Oh, Tuuri, Tuuri
Just look what you pushed me to do
You’ve tipped me off of the fence

Tuuri
You mean the world to me
You and Lalli
I can’t let you go alone
Because

My loneliness is killing me
I’m so afraid but don’t you see
I just can’t let you leave me behind
Dear sister mine
I’ll leave home for you this time

Oh, Tuuri, Tuuri

Oh, Tuuri, Tuuri

Oh, Tuuri, Tuuri
What was it that made you go

Oh, Tuuri, Tuuri
It forced me to soon follow

It’s your success
That my loneliness
Is killing me now
Though it’s true
I’m so afraid
Because you left me
Oh dear sister mine
I’ll leave home for you this time

My loneliness is killing me
I’m so afraid but don’t you see
I just can’t let you leave me behind
Dear sister mine
I’ll leave home for you this time

It’s your success
(My loneliness)
That my loneliness
(Is killing me)
Is killing me now
(I’m so afraid)
Though it’s true
(But don’t you see)
I’m so afraid
(I just can’t let you)
Because you left me
(Leave me behind)
Oh dear sister mine
I’ll leave home for you this time
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on March 31, 2016, 11:41:12 PM
Pg 503
“Water Troll”
from “Edelweiss” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQkZD3F2EQ)
by R. Rogers & O. Hammerstein

Water Troll
Water Troll
You were trying to kill me

Now you’re stuck
Out of luck
Leaving you doesn’t thrill me

Murderous troll
Now you’re in a hole
Let your soul
Be free now

Water Troll
Water Troll
Rest is coming to thee now

Water Troll
(Water Troll)
Water Troll
(Water Troll)
You were trying to kill me

Now you’re stuck
(Now you’re stuck)
Out of luck
(Out of luck)
Leaving you doesn’t thrill me

Murderous troll
Now you’re in a hole
Let your soul
Be free now

Water Troll
Water Troll
Rest is coming to thee now
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: IKEA on April 03, 2016, 03:47:23 PM
Kitty you're a cat make a big noise
Meowin' in the street gonna be a big troll some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Emil's gotta find you all over the place
Singin'

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

Emil you're a young man hard man
Standin' in the street gonna burn down the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Throwin' your grenades all over the place

We will we will rock you
(Sing it!)
We will we will rock you

Mikkel you're an old man poor man
Starin' with your eyes gonna clean up the tank some day
Got cancer on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place

We will we will rock you
(Sing it!)
We will we will rock you

(Everybody)

We will we will rock you
We will we will rock you

(Alright)
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on April 04, 2016, 01:08:54 AM
Pg 505

“Cruel Murder-Ghosts”
from  “Grim Grinning Ghosts”  (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAclXtYTjBk)
by Buddy Baker

With poor Floffy beached
And the Cat-Tank gone
Murder-Ghosts
Just keep pressing on
Floffy lets out mournful sigh
But when they have all gone by
Cruel Murder-Ghosts
Have sucked poor Floffy dry!

Just like poor Leaftroll
Got a nasty shock
They put Floffy up
On the chopping block
As he waited high and dry
Knowing he was doomed to die
Cruel Murder-Ghosts
Have sucked poor Floffy dry!

Now if you’re in search
Of a melody
Floffy’s dirge
Comes to mind you see
No escape for that poor guy
As the moon was climbing high
Cruel Murder-Ghosts
Have sucked poor Floffy dry!

On this moonlit night
When the crew took flight
Murder-Ghosts
Exert their might
As the moon rose in the sky
Soon poor Floffy did espy
MWA-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH

And in the wake of this depravity
Still the Murder-Ghosts stalk relentlessly
Seeking where the Cat-Tank be
There to have a feasting spree
In Floffy’s form
Moving through the dead city
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on May 31, 2016, 03:27:45 PM
Pg 533
“Soulless Flat Plain”
from “Upside-down World” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aYJTcS4d_c)
by Van Dyke Parks

Come drive with me
Through a soulless flat plain
Like riding a ship on the sea

Just driving along
Without seeming to move
Don’t let its flatness
Knock you off your groove

On the soulless flat plain
On the soulless flat plain

Hey
Come drive with me
Through this soulless flat plain
‘Cause Denmark is Silent, you see?

We’ll see all the grosslings
A couple days off
It’s almost as good
As if we were aloft

On this soulless flat plain
On this soulless flat plain

The horizon stretches flat
A-all around
Oh, where are the mountains
And where are the towns?

All around
All is flat
On the soulless flat plain

As we roll along
Roaming on
Creeping through
Sleeping through
Drive through the soulless flat plain!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 06, 2016, 12:53:13 AM
Pg 536
“(Murder-) Ghosts on the Prowl”
from “(Ghost) Riders in the Sky” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b27AFgLp5v0)
by The Sons of the Pioneers/Stan Jones

A small Cat-Tank went rattlin’ cross
The ancient bridge to Fyn
Its little treads a-whirrin’ as
Forever they did spin
But all unknown and in their wake
Some Murder-Ghosts did crawl
All gathered in a mighty band
With foul intentions all

Away
Away they go-o
Ghost host on the prowl

One had the form of poor Sjødraug
They killed along the way
Relentless chasers through the night
But they rested in the day
These Murder-Ghosts once human would
Keep on eternally
For the Cat-Tank held six mortal souls
Each as tempting as could be

Away
Away they go-o
Murder-Ghosts on the prowl

They’ve come across a filthy barn
And found an old horse-Beast
Another soul to slaughter so
Their grim host can increase
As they slowly follow after
Our intrepid band of six
The Murder-Ghorsts a-hunting
Just like addicts for a fix

Away
Away they go-o
Murder-Ghosts on the prowl

So the Murder-Ghosts are coming
A-hunting for Our Crew
Lalli got some spells from Onni and
Let’s hope that they will do
Cause Murder-Ghosts are coming and
They will not be denied
On the hunt for mortal souls
Across the land they glide

Away
Away they go-o
Murder-Ghosts on the prowl
Murder-Ghosts on the prowl
(Away they go-o)
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on October 04, 2016, 08:49:55 PM
Returning with a double!

Pg 611

On their first day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
A derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their second day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their third day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their fourth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their fifth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their sixth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their seventh day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their eighth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Eight back in Mora
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their ninth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Nine loose-leaf binders
Eight back in Mora
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their tenth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Ten runos chanted
Nine loose-leaf binders
Eight back in Mora
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their eleventh day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Eleven bowls of hot sludge
Ten runos chanted
Nine loose-leaf binders
Eight back in Mora
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

On their twelfth day in Odense,
They knew they’d have to thank
Twelve watchful grosslings
Eleven bowls of hot sludge
Ten runos chanted
Nine loose-leaf binders
Eight back in Mora
Seven books on golfing
Six goofy crewmates
Five trolls on fire
Four murder-ghosts
Three close calls
Two non-immunes
And a derp-kitty in the CatTank

--
Pg 611

“Ghosts in Their Hosts”
from “Fun in the Sun [Red Dwarf Signature Tune]”

There's trolls outside

And all kinds of spooks in here

I'm not alone

In the least

Let me run

Or I'll fire my gun

Ghosts, ghosts, ghosts

In their

Hosts, hosts, hosts



I want to nap

Right below Tuuri's bunk

I want to run

Through the night

But I'm here

All too truly near

Ghosts, ghosts, ghosts

In their

Hosts, hosts, hosts
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Oemelmuff on January 17, 2017, 03:15:36 PM
https://clyp.it/z1i4r4hj

I don´t know if this is the right thread for this, but I couldn´t find anything else.

I thought myself very funny. sorry.

Original is: A mothers lament
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Rosepieces on April 21, 2017, 11:28:44 PM
https://clyp.it/z1i4r4hj

I don´t know if this is the right thread for this, but I couldn´t find anything else.

I thought myself very funny. sorry.

Original is: A mothers lament
*clap clap clap* This is indeed the right thread for this! Thank you for posting, and thank you Looney for keeping this place in use while I disappeared!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on April 22, 2017, 03:01:27 AM
And the irony is, you probably won't like this one, being a Billy Joel fan.

Pg 708
“No Regret I Find”
from “For the Longest Time”
by Billy Joel

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find

If I’d stayed at
Home in Ke-u-ruu
Then I never
Would have known all you
I couldn’t bear that
Without this life would be flat
And when I look back
No regret I find

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find

I would still make
Each choice that I did
I have dreamed of
This since just a kid
I had to do it
Though I may not live all through it
So when I look back
No regret I find

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find

Now that I’ve been
Bitten by a troll
You might think that
I regret it all
But you’d be so wrong
My need to roam is so strong
That when I look back
No regret I find

I don’t think that
My fate is sealed
I still have hope
I will be healed
It could be that
I have the Rash
I’m not abashed
For I’m
Living my dream life

If infected
I will surely die
But until then
I refuse to cry
I’ll be my own girl
Out exploring in the wide world
And when I look back
No regret I find

I know you re-
Gret what you’ve done
You fled from your home
You weren’t a good son
But I cannot
Share the sad you feel
My joy at this is real
For I’m
Free from my old life

And if it is
My fate here to die
I will meet that
Fate all satisfied
My dreams have come true
So Reynir don’t be blue cause
Every time I look back
No regret I find

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find...
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Rosepieces on April 23, 2017, 11:39:45 PM
You lie, sir! I am definitely a Billy Joel fan and Tuuri is my second favorite character! shhhh she didn't hear that

I sang that whole song twice already!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on May 20, 2017, 05:38:03 PM
Not that anyone cares, but: I'll be posting my filks to AO3, though they'll still go here first. No, Rosepieces, I'm not abandoning the studios; in fact, I'll link back here in the AO3 doc's summary.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Róisín on May 20, 2017, 06:44:57 PM
Not that anybody cares?!? Some of us like your filk!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on May 20, 2017, 07:08:05 PM
Not that anybody cares?!? Some of us like your filk!
Well, it's good to know my efforts won't go unappreciated.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on June 01, 2017, 12:18:08 AM
/me laughs maniacally

LIVE! I command you, LIVE!

/me laughs maniacally even more

“Silent World Foray”
from “Copacabana” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLWzl_gRPc0)
by Liza Minnelli and the Muppets

His name was Lalli
He was a night scout
He bore his Grandma’s battered gun
As all through the night he’d run
But with the morning
To camp he’d come back
For decontamination there
It was really hard to bear
Done by the Messy Swede
A faithful friend indeed
And when Lalli was bathed by Emil
All the fandom squeed!

His name was Lalli
He was a night scout
He bore his Grandma’s battered gun
As all through the night he’d run
But with the morning
To camp he’d come back
For decontamination there
It was really hard to bear
Done by the Messy Swede
A faithful friend indeed
And when Lalli was bathed by Emil
All the fandom squeed!

On the Foray
Silent World Foray
Though really it’s just a big book raid
On the Foray
Silent World Foray
Books for the stealin’
As they roam through Zealand
On the Foray
Tuuri got bit

His name was Reynir
He was a shepherd
He stowed away aboard a crate
And emerged to find his fate
He was regretful
But not so Tuuri
She told him, “Reynir, don’t repine!
“You can try another time!
“So Reynir don’t despair!
“And who said life was fair?”
Reynir nodded to keep her happy
And just sat there

On the Foray
Silent World Foray
Books for the stealin’
As they roam through Zealand
On the Foray
“It was worth it”

His name was Lalli
He was a night scout
But now they need to go on foot
Cause the engine went kaput
So now they’re scrounging
Emil and Lalli
Though Lalli wears a dour mien
And knocked Emil on the bean
They’re searching through the store
The ceiling’s on the floor
We see the wheelbarrows for the taking
But will they roll more?

On the Foray
Silent World Foray
Books for the stealin’
As they roam through Zealand
On the Foray
Just wait for it…
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Epi on July 16, 2017, 08:42:49 AM
To the tune of "Captain Albert Alexander"
by Steam Powered Giraffe.
/>--

When she was a girl
she wanted to play
in silent lands

At age thirteen
everyday after school
she would always gaze at the lake

All the people would stand and stare
as she yearned out loud for be quit of there
With her wistful gaze and her pan with the hole
she looked just like a hero of old
All the townsfolk would gather and say, and sing away

"Brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
She'll be a brave adventurer one day
But that brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
She'll perish some way"

By age twenty one
She had left the shore
And was skald on a crew

The crew held tight with alarm and prayer
as she drove around with precision and care (klunk!)
As they crossed the bridge and it started to fall
She pushed the pedal to the floor
The base crew sang

"Brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
Saved her crew from Øresund water
But that brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
Is a fated Hotakainen daughter"

Four weeks later the tank caught fire
To save it exploding Tuuri drove in the sea
On rafts across the ocean blue
The crew for their lives did flee

Tuuri stood at the stern of the wreck
The crew now saw the Rash on her neck
A vortex of tortured souls below ripped
And giant sea-beasts all made the trip
to see Tuuri
sink to the bottom of the sea

Just before she went down
she called out to her crew
"It's obvious that my time has come
I'll let this ending ensue"
I've led an exciting life it would seem
and there's no better death than by living your dream
Her crew sang

"Brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
She went down in the sea
But that brave skald Tuuri Hotakainen
She'll go down in history"
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Epi on July 16, 2017, 08:53:03 AM
Just read “Silent World Foray” and enjoyed it.   :)
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Sunflower on July 19, 2017, 12:47:18 PM
LooNEY, that song was prophetic in light of recent events.   :-\ (Wipes glasses.)  Somehow it's gotten awfully dusty in here and my allergies are flaring up.

Don't ever stop!


And the irony is, you probably won't like this one, being a Billy Joel fan.

Pg 708
“No Regret I Find”
from “For the Longest Time”
by Billy Joel

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find

If I’d stayed at
Home in Ke-u-ruu
Then I never
Would have known all you
I couldn’t bear that
Without this life would be flat
And when I look back
No regret I find

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find

I would still make
Each choice that I did
I have dreamed of
This since just a kid
I had to do it
Though I may not live all through it
So when I look back
No regret I find

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find

Now that I’ve been
Bitten by a troll
You might think that
I regret it all
But you’d be so wrong
My need to roam is so strong
That when I look back
No regret I find

I don’t think that
My fate is sealed
I still have hope
I will be healed
It could be that
I have the Rash
I’m not abashed
For I’m
Living my dream life

If infected
I will surely die
But until then
I refuse to cry
I’ll be my own girl
Out exploring in the wide world
And when I look back
No regret I find

I know you re-
Gret what you’ve done
You fled from your home
You weren’t a good son
But I cannot
Share the sad you feel
My joy at this is real
For I’m
Free from my old life

And if it is
My fate here to die
I will meet that
Fate all satisfied
My dreams have come true
So Reynir don’t be blue cause
Every time I look back
No regret I find

Oh
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find
Oh-oh-oh
No regret I find...
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on October 22, 2017, 02:43:19 AM
Bringing the thread back from the depths of the third page...

Pg 804

“I Was in His Mind”
from “You Were on My Mind” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29uNvGHsRlc)
by We Five

When I went down the hallway
I was in his mind
And
I was in his mind

He was troubled
Oh-oh-oh
By his mem’ries
Oh-oh-oh
Which I saw unwind

As I peeped round the corner
I could see so plain
Yes
I could see so plain

It was Emil
Oh-oh-oh
He was chubby
Oh-oh-oh
I could feel his pain

When I went down the hallway
I was in his mind
And
I was in his mind

He was troubled
Oh-oh-oh
By his mem’ries
Oh-oh-oh
Which I saw unwind

So
It was disturbing
What I did view
Well
All that I did view

He was eating
Oh-oh-oh
He was dressed weird
Oh-oh-oh
He wasn’t happy, this is true

When I went down the hallway
I was in his mind
And
I was in his mind

He was troubled
Oh-oh-oh-oh
By his mem’ries
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Which I saw unwind…
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Hearth on April 15, 2018, 09:39:39 PM
I already posted this somewhere else but I think it'll fit here too so here it is.

"It's Silent Out There"
from "It's Quiet Uptown" from Hamilton

[Tuuri]
There are places that despair can reach
There is suffering too terrible to name
You hold onto hope as tight as you can
And push away the inevitable
The moments when you’re out of luck
It was easier to just swim down

[Lalli]
I felt her pain as she drowned
She wouldn’t live with the unimaginable

[Onni]
I spend hours in my dreams
I lie alone in the dark
And it's quiet in here
I never hated the quiet before
I regret watching the boat leave that day
Her smile so bright as it left shore
And I cry
If only she’d listened before

(If you see him in his dreams, trying for her soul, crying for her soul, have pity)

[Onni]
Tuuri you would hate it in here
It's quiet in here

(He is working through the unimaginable
His sky has gone grey
He sleeps through the day
They say he’s locked away all his thoughts)

[Onni]
You knock me out, I fall apart

(Can you imagine?)

[Onni]
Look at where you were
Look at where you ended
I know you didn’t deserve this, Tuuri
But why’d you go? It would be enough
If I could spare her life
If I could trade her life for mine
She’d be standing here right now
And she would smile, and that would be enough
I don't pretend to know
The silence that I’m facing
I know there's no replacing what I’ve lost
It wasn’t her time
When I was afraid
She knew what she wanted
If only she’d stayed here by my side
That would be enough

(If you see him in his dreams, trying for her soul, crying for her soul, have pity)

[Onni]
Tuuri, did you like it out there? It's silent out there

(He is trying to do the unimaginable
See him walking in his dreams, sitting in the dark
Blocking out the sights of reality)

[Onni]
Stick around, stick around,Tuuri

(He is trying to do the unimaginable)

[Tuuri]
There are moments that my thoughts can’t reach
There are things I though I would always survive
We push away what we hope never comes to be
We push away the inevitable
He is standing in the dark
Grief and fear by Onni’s side
They take his heart

[Lalli]
It's silent out here

(Hopelessness. Can you imagine?
Hopelessness. Can you imagine?
If you see him in his dreams, trying for her soul, crying for her soul, have pity
He is going through the unimaginable)
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Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Grade E cat on June 02, 2018, 03:16:49 AM
Fun fact about the My neighbor Totoro movie: the ending song has an official English dub, for which it's actually quite easy to find a Youtube video with lyrics.

Spoiler: Transcript of the English dub of the theme • show

Totoro, Totoro
Totoro, Totoro

Who leaves the seeds
For you to find?
Follow them and you will see,
A treasure there.
Then plant the seeds
And help them grow.
It may seem like a dream,
But things are not what they seem.
Now begins a new adventure for you!
And you’ll be with

Totoro, Totoro
Totoro, Totoro

Living in the forest trees
For such a very, very long time.
There you’ll be with

Totoro, Totoro
Totoro, Totoro

You only see him when you’re very young
A magical adventure for you.
It’s magic for you.

Rain tumbles down
The bus is late.
Suddenly a furry wet giant is by your side
Don’t be afraid
Just open wide
Your umbrella for him
Watch him play in the rain.
Now begins a new adventure for you!
And you’ll be with

Totoro, Totoro
Totoro, Totoro

And on a moonlit night,
He plays a magic flute in the sky.
There you’ll be with

Totoro, Totoro
Totoro, Totoro

You only see him when you’re very young
A magical adventure for you.
It’s magic for you.


Personal fun fact: my English happens to be much, much better than my Japanese so...

To the tune of the "My neighbor Totoro" ending song:

Notoro, Notoro
Notoro, Notoro

Who leaves the books
For you to find?
Follow them and you will see,
A treasure there.
Now drop the books
And run away.
It may seem like a dream,
But things are not what they seem.
Now begins a new adventure for you!
And you’ll be with

Notoro, Notoro
Notoro, Notoro

Living in the forest trees
For such a very, very long time.
There you’ll be with

Notoro, Notoro
Notoro, Notoro

You only see him when you’re very slow
A magical adventure for you.
It’s magic for you.

Rain tumbles down
The boat is late.
Suddenly a scary wet giant is by your side
Don’t be afraid
Just put a wide
Space between you and him
Watch him play in the rain.
Now begins a new adventure for you!
And you’ll be with

Notoro, Notoro
Notoro, Notoro

And on a moonlit night,
He may want you as a midnight snack.
There you’ll be with

Notoro, Notoro
Notoro, Notoro

You only see him when you’re very slow
A magical adventure for you.
It’s magic for you.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: hexdit on June 17, 2018, 10:31:15 PM

Spoof of "1,2, fanclub"
link:
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In Mora. (By the station)

Starting today, the exciting hei suomeksi (hello Finnish) Lecture Series
To adults, students, and old ladies you say 「・・Välkommen(hello)」
「No, no! Here you also say Hai'!」
Seriously・・・. In your textbook, page three. (Already there)
At any rate, here I'll overcome shyness and shame
The monthly tuition is 13000 krona. (That's not cheap)
"good, everyone, um, how are you?"
『Where am I? Who are you?』 kuka sinä olet (Who are you?)
All so that to my beloved Lalli,
I'll be able to say "I love you"
Yeah! Yeah! Finland! A dreamy state of mind
The yksi, kaksi (1, 2) fanclub
Grandually I'll be able to use the same words as you, right?
Will I be able to say "Minä rakastan sinua" (I love you)?
A highschool girl I've gotten to know there, (Tuuri)
She said there's gonna be a Onni concert in Keuruu
Saying "I have to go" (By the way)
Though Tuuri talks about it causually, that's an international trip, right?
seriously・・・. Your engines are really fired up (Tuuri)
Anyhow, shall I seize this chance here and go for it?
It's gonna be 60 thousand and some in travel expenses. (That's not cheap)
Well then, (katso (see ya)), I've gotta look for a job
『Excuse me, sir』 herra (sir)
『How much is this one here?』Kuinka paljon tuo on?  (How much is that?)
All to say goodbye to Tuuri who is in Heaven
Yeah! Yeah! Finland! A dreamy state of mind
The yksi, kaksi (1, 2) fanclub
Grandually, I'll come to understand those feelings you want to convey
Yearning for it, becoming completely absorbed
One month, Two months, Half a year passed by
My real friends have decreased somewhat
But that can't be helped either
Yeah! Yeah! China! A dreamy state of mind
The yksi, kaksi (1, 2) fanclub
Grandually I'll be able to use the same words as you, right?
Yeah! Yeah! Finland! A dreamy state of mind
The yksi, kaksi (1, 2) fanclub
Grandually, I'll come to understand those feelings you want to convey
Let me say "Minä rakastan sinu" (I love you)!
Will I be able to say "Minä rakastan sinu" (I love you)?












Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Grade E cat on June 21, 2018, 07:25:35 AM
Because there aren't enough darker versions of "Do you want to build a snowman?" on the Internet already.

Do you want to be our dinner?

Do you want to be our dinner?
Come on let's go and play
We never see you anymore
Come out the door,
It's like you've gone away
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
We wish you would tell us why
Do you want to be our dinner?
It doesn't have to be our dinner

Do you want to be our dinner
Or run from us around the halls?
We think a good dinner is overdue
We've started chewing through
The pictures on the walls
It gets a little lonely,
All these empty rooms,
Just watching the hours tick by

Please we know you're in there,
Others mentioned there was a Finn.
They say "be patient",
And we’re trying to,
We’re right out here for you
Just let us in
You only have each other
It's just you and him
What are you gonna do?
Do you want to be our dinner?
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on November 14, 2018, 07:03:05 AM
Adventure 2, Pg 12
“Utter Boredom”
from “The Banana Boat Song” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGuYoRWbgt8)
by Harry Belafonte
(again)

Oh
O-ho-ho no
Dey all bored as de time drag on
Oh
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know oh-ho no
Dey all bored as de time drag on

Scout he stay underneath de bed
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)
Emil he visit in his head
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)

Oh Mista calendar make de day go faster
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)
Oh Mista calendar make de day go faster
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)

And soon our Sigrun will just go nuts
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)
Not from Mikkel though he is a putz
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)

Oh
O-ho-ho no
Dey all bored as de time drag on
Oh
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know oh-ho no
Dey all bored as de time drag on

Soon our Reynir he get a visit
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)
Might be someone he know or is it?
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)

And soon our Sigrun will just go nuts
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)
Not from Mikkel though he is a putz
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)

Oh
O-ho-ho no
Dey all bored as de time drag on
Oh
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know oh-ho no
Dey all bored as de time drag on

Oh Mista calendar make de day go faster
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)
Oh Mista calendar make de day go faster
(Dey all bored as de time drag on)

Oh no
O-ho-ho no
Dey all bored as de time drag on
Oh
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know
Don’ you know oh-ho no
Dey all bored as de time drag on
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on August 27, 2019, 10:40:00 PM
=118=
Adventure 2, Pg 147
Song of Chapter Four
from “Far Over the Misty Mountains Cold” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp4gSLACBG8)
and “Song of the Lonely Mountain” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OBOOhxWDcY)
By Howard Shore and JRR Tolkien

Far across
The shores of Lake Saimaa
Is hid the fate
Of their Grandma
Since Tuuri’s dead
There Onni fled
As Lalli followed his friends saw

Strong was the magic
Of the kade
So even Ensi
Was dismayed
With eyes of red
Engend’ring dread
It chose poor Hilja to invade

In a bundle
Through quarantine
Poor Hilja slipped
The beast obscene
Through market square
Now in the air
Wove the infection all unclean

Little village
Almost none immune
At Harvest Feasting
They did commune
How could they know
It would be so
The kade ascendant did call their tune

Hilja vanished
Into a troll
And lingered in
Its hidey-hole
The mages came
With guns that flamed
But Ensi had to tell them all

So showed the magical dream
The red, the blond and the lean
So the three examined the scene
And wondered what it could mean

Icelander and a Swede
Hearkened to Lalli’s need
Looked on this memory feed
Across the stretch of years that intercede

Ensi stayed
To send Hilja on
But then the kade
Said she was gone
“Now, Lalli, go!
Let Onni know!
As for my rifle, pass it on.”

Far across
The Lake Saimaa shore
Past little towns
That are no more
They’ll find their fate
The kade awaits
The Hotakainens it abhors

It was their doom
To be consumed
By Rash and kade of Lake Saimaa

So showed the magical dream
The red, the blond and the lean
So the three examined the scene
And wondered what it could mean

Icelander and a Swede
Hearkened to Lalli’s need
Looked on this memory feed
Across the stretch of years that intercede

Far across
The shores of Lake Saimaa
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: wavewright62 on August 27, 2019, 11:25:44 PM
niiiiice
(http://i.imgur.com/ahuSBeb.gif?1)
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Róisín on August 28, 2019, 07:16:33 AM
LooNEY, so good to see your work again!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on July 25, 2020, 03:33:54 PM
So I was just getting some stuff from the store, and they had a radio station playing. Unfortunately, I didn't catch the title or the artist, but what I did get was this:

=119=

“Trapped Behind a Mask”

A life
All hemmed in by walls
Standing in my way
They say
To keep me
Safe
But I never could
See what was the good
Of this life unlived
But
I must go
On
And watch the world go past
Trapped behind a mask
Despite
My yearning
Caught
Behind a pane of glass
Trapped behind a mask

I know
That the world is wide
But never for my eyes
To
See in
Person
So
I will never go
As far as I have dreamed
And sometimes I could scream
As I
Keep going
On
And watch the world go past
Trapped behind a mask
Despite
My yearning
Caught
Behind a pane of glass
Trapped behind a mask

A song
Sung just out of tune
Because I’m not immune
So I
Can never
Know
What it’s like to go
Anywhere I please
Not fearing the Disease
But
I must go
On
And watch the world go past
Trapped behind a mask
Despite
My yearning
Caught
Behind a pane of glass
Trapped behind a mask
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Róisín on July 26, 2020, 05:06:01 AM
Wow! This is brilliant! I would love to know what the base song was?
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on August 30, 2020, 09:20:16 PM
...Because I am insane
I made this fi-ilk
Because
I am
Insa-a-a-ane!

“Tuuri-Bird”
from “Because” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL0tnrl2L_U)
by the Beatles

Ahhhhhhhhh-Ahh

Because
You’re in my hand
I sing this so-ong
Because
You’re in my ha-a-a-a-and

Ahhhhhhhhh-Ahh

Because
You’re Tuuri’s soul
It blows my mi-ind
Because
You’re Tuuri’s so-o-o-oul

Ahhhhhhhhh-Ahh

Reynir calls
Out to you

“Can you see?”
“Yes, I do”

Because
Your bird is blue
It makes me cry-y
Because
Your bird is blu-u-u-ue

Ahhhh-Ahh
Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
Ahhhh-Ahh-Ahh
Ahh-Ahh-Ahhhhhhh

Ahhhh-Ahh
Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Ahhhhhhh

Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
Ahhhh

Ahhhh-Ahh
Ahh-Ahh-Ahh
Ahhhh
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Róisín on August 30, 2020, 09:49:22 PM
Good! Nice to see more filk.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on September 28, 2020, 08:37:02 PM
Here we go again...

Adventure 2, pg 332

“If I Brought My Grandma Through”
 from “If I Fell” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_80s6S_7Vw)
by the Beatles

If I brought my grandma through
Would it be all right with you
For Tuuri
To wake up?
Cause I need her to come forth
And assist me even more
Than I
Could make up

If I do my part
For you
I’ll need some help
From the very start
So you
Should let me
Revive her

If I bring you two
Will she
Be by my side
When I leave you soon
And be
My faithful guide
Just her
Or my hopes will be in vain
And I
Would be flushing out my life
Down the drain

So I hope you see
That I
Will bring you back two
And that she
Can fly
From Tuonela too
Or my hopes will be in vain
And I
Would be flushing out my life
Down the drain

So I hope you see
That I
Will bring you back two
And that she
Can fly
From Tuonela too
If I brought my grandma through
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on October 12, 2020, 09:19:15 PM
Adventure II, pg 348

“The Circle of Floof”
from “The Circle of Life” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt4G4NVgp_4)
by Elton John & Lebo M.

From the moment we clicked on the F5
And blinking look at the new page
The cuteness we see
In this bedding-down scene
Brings such happiness into our lives

Some say the bears will eat them
Some say just wait and see
But all are agreed
At the end of their screeds
That this page on our screens makes us squee

In the circle of floof, it’s the squeal of cuteness
It’s the sleep of trust, it’s the band of clowns
And the sadness of the three bears in pursuit
Of that circle, the circle of floof

Kitty and Tuuri sleep so cute
As Mama Bear comforts her cubs
That we just can’t help but disqus it
This cuteness is so what we love

After the cuteness of that page
With its fanservice sauna and then
Go from Reynir’s hair poof
To the circle of floof
And the sleeping ones curled up within
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Grade E cat on October 13, 2020, 02:45:25 AM
Nice! My mother decided she wanted to watch The Lion King again not that long ago and I can't say no to a Disney movie, so the original is still fairly fresh in my mind.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on January 18, 2021, 03:01:07 PM
Here we go again...

Adventure II, pg 385

“Rotting Bear”
from “Running Bear” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PfrpcqLyzY&feature=emb_logo)
by Johnny Preston

In the wide
Open window
Sat Rotting Bear
Guarding her cubs

On the outside
Out in the downpour
Stinky Moose
Stood like a schlub

Creepy critters
With dentition
That you’d never
Think to see

Will these two fight
With each other
Or will they let
Each other be?

Rotting Bear
And Stinky Moose
Looking in
Each others’ eyes

Rotting Bear
And Stinky Moose
As the rain
Pours from the skies

Now all the comments
Are filled with horror
‘Cause the Moose-Beast
Is so vile

And if Mama
Fights and loses
What will happen
To her child?

Naked mole rat
Though it looks like
It’s still better
Than the Moose

And its poor sibling
The living bear rug
In this battle
Can’t be of use

Rotting Bear
And Stinky Moose
Looking in
Each others’ eyes

Rotting Bear
And Stinky Moose
As the rain
Pours from the skies

Rotting Bear
Growled at the Hiisi
Just before it
Came on the scene

She’s protecting
Her two cubbies
We don’t think that
She’s so mean

As the rain falls
And they face off
Until we get
The next page

Is it combat
Or a friendship
For which Minna’s
Set the stage?

Rotting Bear
And Stinky Moose
Looking in
Each others’ eyes

Rotting Bear
And Stinky Moose
As the rain
Pours from the skies
Title: Poems set to music
Post by: Groupoid on January 28, 2021, 05:38:28 PM
I’m writing a few tunes to some of the SSSS-poems, and thought, they might fit here.
My stuff probably won’t compare to the works of the SSSS Musical (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=58.0 (https://ssssforum.com/index.php?topic=58.0)), but might still be enjoyable.

So here goes: “Someone’s tapping on the Strings” arranged for Keyboard, text by “Keep Looking” (http://disq.us/p/26v64a3 (http://disq.us/p/26v64a3)).
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Róisín on January 28, 2021, 09:32:12 PM
Oh, clever! A very bouncy little tune.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Groupoid on January 30, 2021, 05:06:01 PM
Oh, clever! A very bouncy little tune.
Thanks.

Here’s a little thing about sheep. The text I used is this:
Adventure 2, Page 234

Sheep eat paper, left unread
And rocks beneath their hooves that tread
A pair of scissors shear their heads
None can beat the sheep, he said.

Bang! The sheep is dead.
I tried to give it more accompaniment, but I always felt, that it detracted from the main melody... Not sure what to do about it.

The score also contains “Reynir had a llittle lamb” (http://disq.us/p/27j1gq9) by PressAllButtons, set to the appropriate melody. I think these lyrics could be expanded ad-absurdum, by squeezing more story/stanzas between the first and the second line. But it probably won’t make it much funnier.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: moredhel on January 30, 2021, 05:40:38 PM
I am a fan of reynir had a little lamb.
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Keep Looking on January 30, 2021, 10:30:31 PM
Oh!! That's my sheep poem!

I really like the tune you made, I think it matched the mood well and just sounded nice. I'd better check out the other tune as well, if it's off my work!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on March 19, 2022, 05:37:32 AM
Resurrected just in time for the end...

"The Ending's Here"
From "We’re All Alone" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om1ZAf2mfxw)
Frankie Valli & Boz Scaggs

The time is now at hand
This tale we love shall end
We’re just before
Nevermore
A page
About which we can squee
No, nevermore
No, nevermore

Minna had a dream
She shared for all to see
And we raved
Her brain-waves
Met ours
All of us were wowed
This world she’s shown
This world she’s shown

Now the window
Shows the sight
The comic goes to night
And all its lights go out
Without doubt
Though we love these friends
The comic’s at an end

Once a story’s told
It cannot but grow old
Slogging through
Adventure Two
We passed
Our patience with the Finns
The end is here
Ending’s here

Now the window
Shows the sight
The comic goes to night
And all its lights go out
Without doubt
Though we love these friends
All of us were wowed
This world she’s shown
This world she’s shown

Now the window
Shows the sight
The comic goes to night
And all its lights go out
Without doubt
Though we love these friends
All of us were wowed
For sure
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Jitter on March 19, 2022, 07:50:23 AM
Looney, this gives me Feels! 😭😭😭
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: Róisín on March 19, 2022, 12:34:12 PM
Likewise. So good to have you filking again. Also, happy birthday for last week!
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on March 19, 2022, 07:47:37 PM
Huh. I seem to have forgotten to put this here.

...Oops?

Adventure 2, pg 477
This was originally supposed to be for Pg 331, but the comments closed before I was done (oops). Thus, the title.

“Unexpected Second Chance”
from “Goodbye, Eddie, Goodbye” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enCYsKiKQsk)
by Paul Williams & Archie Hahn

ROD SERLING spoken intro: The Swan.
It has no other name.
It’s worked throughout history, and that work has fallen into legend.
The realm of Tuonela is its home, and it guards that home as though it were Fort Knox.
This realm is full of sleeping souls, and the swan goes forth to guide more home when they meet their fate.
It is terrible and gentle all at once.
The only thing it really hates is all of the paperwork that goes with the job.
Now, it has defended its home against an intruder who says he’s searching for a single soul:
His grandmother’s, entrapped in a foul kade.
This song is the story of that search, of that soul:
of the man who sought it,
the girl who loved it,
and the monster who stole it.

[Sung]
You’ll be part of me
Forever, Ensi
With the others I’ve arrayed
You can’t escape the trap I’ve laid
By blood

Ensi Hotakainen
Crux of my designin’
I just couldn’t leave her alive

Though I got to Hilja
Won’t escape me, will ya?
I got in your mind
And so you’re mine!

But your little magelings
Plan on doing strange things
Want to get you out of my grasp
They can’t overcome me
But it wouldn’t bum me
Catching two mages
One for the ages
Ah-Ha

[Spoken]
And now, the grandsons’ story
Onni’s sister, Tuuri the Bold, slumbered in Tuonela
To get her help he would have to become a very brazen fella
Onni believed he could reclaim his grandma if Tuuri could help him along
So he found her anon
And encountered the swan
And persuaded her briefly to be part of this song
And it worked!

When his cousin and friends
Came to question his ends
All five of them ready to fight
He became quite verbose
If not truly morose
Telling them of the wrong he would right

Well, I’ll tell you, Ensi
They all thought that it was suicide
But he wanted to free
One that’s grafted to me
And I won’t ever take that in stride, man!

[Sung]
You’ll be part of me
Forever, Ensi
With the others I’ve arrayed
You can’t escape the trap I’ve laid
By blood
Title: Re: Silent World Recording Studios!
Post by: LooNEY_DAC on March 27, 2022, 07:12:45 PM
Last page, last filk.

/me is sad

=126=
I was going to filk a bunch of sad songs here, but then I thought that it would be more appropriate to go back to where (http://www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=249#comment-1795235145) I began.

“What Goes Around…”
from “Ooh-De-Lally” (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckqIsL4d550)
by Roger Miller

Lalli, Emil, Reynir
Sitting ‘round the table
Looking at the
Cards they’ve found to
Pass the time of day
Picking up and
Putting down but
No one seems to know the rules

Look at Lalli
Look at Lalli
Wond’ring what to play

Onni queried
Reynir on his
Strategy and found he
Played at random
Couldn’t fathom
The game

Then he went to
Lalli who he
Asked a couple questions
And got yes and no that told him
Just the same

Lalli, Emil, Reynir
On the next to last page
Emil tells them
That he’s won the
Game they’re trying to play
Then the comic
Ends with one of
Minna’s bird’s-eye pages and

Look at Lalli
One last Lalli
Nothing left to say

Look at Lalli
One last Lalli
Nothing left to say