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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #360 on: December 13, 2018, 04:11:39 PM »
Quote from: hexdit on December 12, 2018, 11:55:12 PM
I am not allowed to make a barbecue pit.
... out of the pit they call home. :P
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #361 on: December 13, 2018, 11:55:01 PM »
Quote from: JoB on December 13, 2018, 04:11:39 PM
... out of the pit they call home. :P
Any form of barbecue is forbidden.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #362 on: December 14, 2018, 12:20:15 PM »
Quote from: hexdit on December 13, 2018, 11:55:01 PM
Any form of barbecue is forbidden.
So is "I wanted to prepare the sauna for our Finns, and accidentally left some meat on the stove I had turned up a tad high".
Especially when someone obviously turned the roast halfway through.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #363 on: December 14, 2018, 11:58:40 PM »
Quote from: JoB on December 14, 2018, 12:20:15 PM
So is "I wanted to prepare the sauna for our Finns, and accidentally left some meat on the stove I had turned up a tad high".
Especially when someone obviously turned the roast halfway through.
"Emil does weird things when Lalli catches food" is not an excuse, and not only because that sheep was not killed by a rifle or knife.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #364 on: January 26, 2019, 07:43:53 AM »
Between them, the page comments and my brain came up with interesting things:

I am not allowed to mislead people into thinking my dependability is anything close to decent.

Making sure two people stick together does not need to involve glue.
Or magnets sewn into their clothes.
Or fish hooks sewn into their clothes.
The fact that the two people involved frequently dream they are going fishing togethter does not make that last option "a romantic touch".

"Give Lalli that letter tomorrow" doesn't mean "immediately stick it in the cookie jar, then put it right next to him".
It also doesn't mean "attach it to a piece of string alongside a bunch of brightly colored feathers and dangle it in front of his face".
I will explain where I got those brightly colored feathers.
I will explain where I got that parrot and how I managed to hide it all this time.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #365 on: January 28, 2019, 01:31:24 AM »
Quote from: Grade E cat on January 26, 2019, 07:43:53 AM


I will explain where I got that parrot and how I managed to hide it all this time.
I will return the TARDIS immediately.
I will not sew the TARDIS into my clothes.
I will not steal from the Doctor.
"I am a doctor too" is not an excuse.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #366 on: January 28, 2019, 02:23:17 AM »
Laughing because it's quite popular to speculate mysterious characters are time lords on TV Tropes, and "Mikkel is a timelord" was already on SSSS's "Wild mass guessing" page when I got into the comic.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #367 on: January 28, 2019, 11:52:38 PM »
Quote from: Grade E cat on January 28, 2019, 02:23:17 AM
Laughing because it's quite popular to speculate mysterious characters are time lords on TV Tropes, and "Mikkel is a timelord" was already on SSSS's "Wild mass guessing" page when I got into the comic.
I live to make laughter.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #368 on: February 14, 2019, 02:13:07 AM »
I will not swap labels on the identical tin boxes containing Kitty's cat treats and Lalli's new favorite mini-biscuits.
Even if I did it a week ago and nobody else seems to have noticed, or to care if they did.
The two products having both a similar appearance and similar taste is no excuse for the continued mislabelling.
The two products turning out to actually be one and the same is no excuse for transporting both of them in the same larger tin box with "cat treats" written on one side and "Lalli's biscuits" on the other.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #369 on: February 14, 2019, 02:30:48 AM »
Cat treats! Laughing very hard at that. Doubly so since I just stopped for afternoon tea and opened a packet of oatmeal biscuits to find they had a very oniony taste. Might be something to do with the fact that the stall I bought them from also sells garlic?.....
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #370 on: February 15, 2019, 01:09:38 PM »
•I will not add allium vegetables to cookie recipes, or any other kind of vegetable.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #371 on: February 15, 2019, 03:47:07 PM »
Pieces of onion above the size of my toenails make my throat burn, so I definitely wouldn't want to find some in cookies.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #372 on: October 21, 2019, 03:34:41 PM »
As of the "saturday event" i am no longer allowed to make candles.
I am no longer allowed to light candles.
I am no longer allowed to be in the proximity of candles.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #373 on: December 22, 2019, 08:27:42 AM »
(Actual credit goes to wavewright62 and Purple Wyrm)

I will not introduce Finnish mages to the Old World concept of rap battles.
Nor will I introduce Icelandic mages to the ancient game of Pictionary.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #374 on: December 27, 2019, 10:13:41 AM »
Quote from: Grade E cat on December 22, 2019, 08:27:42 AM
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I will not introduce Finnish mages to the Old World concept of rap battles.
Nor will I introduce Icelandic mages to the ancient game of Pictionary.
I shall explain to my superiors how I managed to find out about not-publicly-known concepts from the Old World, again, in this case, "necromancy" and "Twister".
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