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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #120 on: June 11, 2016, 05:41:05 PM »
We don't know where you secured those green short-shorts, and frankly we do not want to. Get rid of them.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #121 on: June 16, 2016, 04:54:55 PM »
Quote from: Ragnarok on April 19, 2016, 07:22:33 PM
'Troll' is not a language, and I am not allowed to list it as such in my resume.

Ominous booming thunder should not be heard after my name is spoken.

I am not allowed to ask mages for help with the above action.

This just resulted in me imagining Mikkel asking Lalli for help with the above action. An interesting conversation indeed.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #122 on: July 10, 2016, 05:48:04 PM »
I am not allowed to refer to "Say something, speak sarcastically"  as the First Rule.
Nor can I refer to it as the second rule. Or the third rule.
"Say something, speak sarcastically" is not a rule.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #123 on: July 10, 2016, 06:41:43 PM »
A punch in the teeth is not the traditional greeting of my people
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #124 on: July 10, 2016, 07:02:43 PM »
(As inspired by one of the other threads a week or so back)

The "M" in the Gender section of my papers stands for "Male" not "Mikkel", and I may not claim otherwise.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #125 on: July 10, 2016, 07:06:26 PM »
Quote from: Purple Wyrm on July 10, 2016, 07:02:43 PM
(As inspired by one of the other threads a week or so back)

The "M" in the Gender section of my papers stands for "Male" not "Mikkel", and I may not claim otherwise.

I was wondering how long would it take for someone to bring that brilliant remark here hahaaa!!
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #126 on: July 10, 2016, 07:13:43 PM »
Quote from: OwlsG0 on July 10, 2016, 06:41:43 PM
A punch in the teeth is not the traditional greeting of my people
I am not allowed to challenge my superior officers to a "slap fight to the death"
I am not Inigo Montoya, and no one killed my father.
Quote from: Purple Wyrm on July 10, 2016, 07:02:43 PM
(As inspired by one of the other threads a week or so back)

The "M" in the Gender section of my papers stands for "Male" not "Mikkel", and I may not claim otherwise.
Brilliant.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #127 on: July 12, 2016, 08:51:29 AM »
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'En hel skide flok' is not a valid response when asked for an enemy numbers report.
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The same is true for "Eins... zwei... drei... lots, we have [redacted] lots out there."


Mikkel is no longer allowed to be a herald of lord t'zeench... or maybe he is, despite any other rules contrary to this or that or whatever... seriously though khorne needs to stop skipping leg day.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #128 on: July 12, 2016, 09:29:30 AM »
If I feel I have been inappropriately treated by a superior, or as I put it 'dishonoured', I will go through the relevant channels to rectify this problem. I will not slap them with a duelling glove and 'demand satisfaction'
I am not capable of cursing generations of any aggressor's family
I should stop suggesting that the aggressor's mother is anything but a moral and contributing member of her society
I should not say 'dishonour on your family, dishonour on your cow' to intimidate the aggressor
I will surrender my duelling glove to the relevant authorities within the week
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #129 on: July 15, 2016, 09:40:03 AM »
Quote from: OwlsG0 on July 12, 2016, 09:29:30 AM
I will surrender my duelling glove to the relevant authorities within the week

Within the month.
Within the year.
I should hide my other duelling gloves better when there's inspection.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #130 on: July 28, 2016, 09:09:43 AM »
I am not the reincarnation of Elvis Presley.
I am not a prankster spirit trapped in an unsuspecting host body.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #131 on: July 29, 2016, 01:20:47 PM »
I am not allowed to Cannonize anyone.

Nor can I retcon anyone.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #132 on: August 11, 2016, 04:03:02 PM »
There are no circumstances under which I am permitted to construct a katzenklavier.

Not even using Grade C Felines.
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #133 on: August 12, 2016, 12:10:46 AM »
Quote from: Purple Wyrm on August 11, 2016, 04:03:02 PM
There are no circumstances under which I am permitted to construct a katzenklavier.

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I am not allowed to substitute the Grade C Felines with new recruits, even the under-performing new recruits
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Re: Things Mikkel Madsen is Not Allowed to Do:
« Reply #134 on: August 12, 2016, 12:16:39 AM »
Quote from: OwlsG0 on August 12, 2016, 12:10:46 AM
I am not allowed to substitute the Grade C Felines with new recruits, even the under-performing new recruits
I am not a superior life form
I am not secretly an alien come to observe how humans survive an apocalypse
I am not a higher consciousness, nor is my 'true form' a cloud of sentient gas

I am not allowed to appropriate the megaphone to announce 'ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD.'
I am not allowed to appropriate Admiral Olsen for the same purpose.
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